Cars vs bikes

>Car driver
*beep beep* *boop boop* OHHH C'MON I'M GETTING LATE YOU SHITHEAD MOVE ON NOOOOOO

>Bike driver
*goes nice and smoothly to workplace using based bike lanes available in any developed spanish city*
heh, nothing personell car wojak

>Car driver
CARS ARE LITERAL FREEDOM YOU DUMBASS! IT ONLY TAKES ME 20 MINUTES TO GO TO WORK HAHA FUCK YOU

>Bike driver
uhh... yeah it takes me 5 more minutes, since I go slower... anyway, I do not spend half my traject stopped in congestion, and having my death earlier due to pollution, stress and lack of exercise. also, I do not have to pay for fuel or any kind of bureaucracy

>Car driver
*Bald spot in his head starts sweating* W-WELL...THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT! GET A CAR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! H-H-HAHA....

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>fatass
>helmetcuck

what's wrong with helmets anyway

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Enjoy your slow castration and spine problems.
I walk.

Fuck cars, I wish I lived in Europe where everything of worth wasn't 20+ miles away from my house

One time in my city, there was a whole gaggle of those cyclists, the kind that wear only spandex with all the fake brand deals on them like they’re in the Tour de France. They were taking up most of the road, refusing to let any cars pass when they all ignored a red light and a police officer swooped out and gave each and every one of them a ticket. I actually slowed down just to watch.
I don’t mind sharing the road but those cunts who think they’re entitled to a whole lane while still ignoring any traffic laws really piss me off.

You have everything you need for your entire life here in less than an 8km radius, I am 26 and I don't even have a car license because I don't need them

>sharing the road with cars
what could go wrong?

we remove one car lane and transform it into two for bikes

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18 km to work for me, only use my bike. Doesn't matter if it's snowing for hot as fuck.
And I'm never alone either on the morning commute. There's always bikes on the bikelanes.

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hopefully we only get snow twice a year or so
isn't it dangerous?

>isn't it dangerous?
No more than usual. Just take it a bit slower or buy studded winter tires. Watch out for ice and use common sense.
Been cycling all year since I was a kid.
I have a pair of cheap studded tires (like 30 Euro for both) and even slick ice is no problem.

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You know bikers huff way more pollution right

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lmao

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Sure boomer

>Hahaha, so funny, polluting the environment, we REAL Americans cause we luuv FREEDOM

fuck the environment

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lmao

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Imagine driving a c*r instead of using public transportation tho
Literally 29IQ, carcucks should be shot on sight.

what the fuck

Public transport is probably safe in Eastern Europe, but here in Oslo you are never safe. You never know what the enrichment will do

>he's literally too scared to use public transportation
Damn man, I almost feel bad for you.

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it's true I drive primarily but 90% of car drivers are totally fucking retarded and freak out if something costs them 3 seconds of time

based

fuck cagers

Biking is sadly not an option if you live on the countryside and the closest store is 45 minutes away if you use a car

Wow cagers are psychopaths what a surprise

Does putting a cushion on your bike seat prevent you from being neutered?

What the fuck man, you're concerned about safety in Oslo of all places. How sheltered are you exactly?

>pollution
I thought that using a car is healthier than walking or driving a bike in a polluted city

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the benefits of cycling outweigh the negatives of inhaling pollution in a city

Nothing. You realize this when you fuckup while riding fast down a hill on dirt road in the middle of forrest and hit the ground with your head at 50kph.

helmets aren't lame, but most people can realistically avoid the situation you just described

So it's ok to bike for like an hour in not so polluted cities?

yes

I don't wear helmets because I think it is arrogant to live past be time

I didn’t even get conscussion and the helmet wouldn’t help with broken clavicle. But most people have thin skulls and fragile neck vertebrae

Gilipollas.

Forgot to mention
>getting cucked by expensive car insurance
>needing to buy fuel which is getting more costly everyday
>needing expensive repairs and upgrades if your car doesn't pass mandatory technical inspection
>risks accident at fault and pay shitloads of money
Cars are cucked and it's getting worse every year.

>tfw need to learn to drive
wish I could just use my long board

I just use the public transport. There's literally 0 reason to drive a car in a city.

Based and Bikepilled

>be required to pay car insurance

>paying thousands every year in gasoline

>paying for licenses

>parking costs

>paying for plates

>traffic

>tickets

>fines

>yes your tail light is out. that will be 200 dollars.

>no registration? 150 please.

>You forgot your "insert state here'' TOLL PASS. Please send 40$ in the mail to the state or go to court.

Why would anyone ever own a car?

You can't take your family on your bike?
But there's no reason a 20 something college student should need a car

>You can't take your family on your bike?

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>You can't take your family on your bike?
What now? That's common as fuck here.

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That would be a road hazzard here, and doesn't work with teenaged kids
sorry i forgot an American family is just 2-3 people

>doesn't work with teenaged kids
The teenagers just have their own bikes...
Me and my entire family grew up without a car. We only used bicycles.
>mom
>dad
>brothers (2)
>sisters (3)
And we would go riding pretty much everywhere.
And these days the big cargo bikes you can fit 3-4 kids in are selling a lot.

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