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oh no no

saw her in Peterborough Tesco once

Ugly skank

3... 2.... 1.....

who that goblina?

*walks behind janny*
*puts my arm on his shoulder*
do you think you're in charge here?

What I said about wasps

Ok lads I am fucking tired of not having sex

I am 6'3
Currently a 6.5 or a 7 but a 7.5 when I put the effort in
Poorish
Live in a shithole area
Charismatic but also depressed
Decent gift of gab
Teeth slightly messed up
Slim with some.muscles

How do I go out today and fuck a chick, don't care how ugly she is aslong as she does not look like a goblin or is fat

finna bout to do a post

want to marry her

janny if you delete this thread niggers tongue your anus in your sleep

JUNIOR

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You stop being a big baby lol

Searched the catalog and knew this was /brit/ from original image alone

Lol

want a medal?

fuck you user, you have to get pussy on your own

Feel like pure shit just want him back

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Will you stop fucking post this you absolute tool

talk to him like that again and ill punch your nose into your head

see this is why im incel

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>No Irishmen
I guess most Irishmen have non-desk jobs

You're a great lad who made a great post

no greater feeling than waking up on the morning and speaking some english

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Cali and Ny are cyberpunk dystopias

>jobs

NEED a $38 date gf

.

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You're incel because you're an immature autist who women wouldn't give the time of day to.

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reckon south dakota is only so low because theyre related

baby boy can't defend himself can he

Wtf. I can buy a whole pack of dates for about 5 poons

that's an awful lot for a dried fruit

Howling at how many virgin lankoids are on the site. Ya big awkward bastard ye hahahaha

who is dating in 2019 anyway, it's swipe and shag now

any balding man in

I enjoy the subtle humour in this image

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look at her

for me its swipe (to some disgusting smut) and wank (my willy) now

This
5'5" masterrace

nope

uwu

ebbing and flowing my foreskin over the head of my shaft to stimulate it so that I may orgasm

im tall but im also fat, being fat makes being tall worthless

Imagine how bad it would be if he was a manlet like you as well

Forgot Iceland in that image

On Day 0 of nofap

>tfw new jersey
not like this will ever apply to me anyway

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>How do I go out today and fuck a chick
you can't today, you need practise

get hench

have you done a warm up wank?

le tricolour et le saltire

Lads should I paint my bedroom and living room today or just continue being a neet and watch some movies and chill watching vidya and gaming

literally smoke weed.

you can still be a neet and paint a wall mate

ill look like shit i reckon, im 6’3 and i weigh 17.5 stone theres no way ill look good naked ever from this point

kindred spirits you and i

Just be a neet. You might hurt yourself otherwise and we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?
Now get back in bed

anyone fancy a cuppa

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Seething spaghetti string. I'm 5'9 and could shag your granny if I wanted to

yuge chunky sausage fingers mashed out this missive

Lads what's the point in the 'top picks' bit on tinder? It's just a load of birds who are fitter than me and will never match with me, I know my level

almost dropped below 8 stone last time I checked

No man should weigh less than 15 stone

feels weird seeing Tim wear underpants

He should just paint a wall.

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Lol fucking virgins always crying about girls

get your tits out

Shut it I’d clatter you fucking midge

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Show me your penis.

stop encouraging me lad im in a bad way

hi how many rocks do you guys weigh. no please tell me the weight in rocks only

Hope you're no taller than 5ft

13 stone of pure unleaded high-octane lean Icelandic muscle me

no mate

For me, it's 5'11 12 stone mr.average

I wish I could.

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Alri. Lose weight, you fat fucking cunt lard arse

178 cm my lad

*bounces a rock off your head*
about 16 of them

>17.5 stone
looking good is the least of your worries. your BMI is dangerous

im 15 rocks tall.

got some music on

anyone fancy a game?

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Put all incels on an island

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no need for that you horrible bastard

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Tell me about the concentration camps. Did they really have a roller coaster?

it's called england mate

Imagine a fat cunt sitting on the sittee for like 4 months straight right and he’s got a really sweaty arse n all the sweat and dead skin and smegma builds up around his arse crack innit
Then imagine getting a spoon and scraping it down his arsecrack and licking it up like ice cream
Fucking bliss

Awesome bro
I'm 15 3pebble

sure, you can go first

its called England waka waka *dies immediately of a brain hemorrhage*

>5'9
HAHAAHAHA

Poo

Yeah mate I’m malnourished and probably won’t make it to the end of this year
A right fucking state I’m in