That zoomer born in december 99 who thinks he's not a zoomer

Does being born in 94' mean i'm a zoomer ? I don't feel like one tho

zoom zoom

youtube.com/watch?v=O0ikW7pVa_I

i dont feeel like one either, im fucking this 18yo chicks and i cant relate to any shit they say

9/11 was 1 month before my 5th birthday. Real prominent memories there, yeah absolutely.

im a zoomer

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I'm a zoomer but I identify as a boomer

I'm 1997 and I want to be zoom zoom. I don't want to be old. I'm still young and hip right?!?!

99 CHADS rise up

Reminder that if you're wage cucking it then you get 3 years added to your age. Those on the cusp of zoomer with a job are boomers.

We 99'ers are the masters of Jow Forums ...

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t. zoomers born in 1996

Ive been waging since 19 and i'm now 25. I might as well be a boomer to be honest

95-ers are humans peak.

BASED

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My brothers.

1997CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
WE HAVE ANCIENT ZOOMER WISDOM
YOUNGER ZOOMERS CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND

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We 97rs are the real niggers. 1998 is second in command. 1999s are generals. The rest of the zoomers are our bitches.

Based
97 Chads RISE UP

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF AHHHHHH I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN FUCKING KILL ME AHHHH

>91omegachad
stay in your holes zoomies

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>that 28 year old boomer that thinks he's a chad

pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/01/17/where-millennials-end-and-generation-z-begins/
>Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 (ages 23 to 38 in 2019) is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward is part of a new generation.
97 Chads are the original zoomers
Bow down before us

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I was 13 during 9/11 and I don't remember anything about it

1995 was a pretty based year
t. born in 1995

a new breed, a better breed
boomers beware
day of the pillow draws ever closer

1997 chad reporting in

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Idk if you can say that 96s are zoomers. I was born that year and I was never hit by this whole gayish, environmental and race-mixed hysteria, my childhood was rather patriarchal in all aspects, I've had tapes, floppy disks, I've played CS 1.6 Diablo II & WoW since BC, I've used MSN, caramail etc

Go to bed gramps, this place is not for you

>mass replying t*rk
never reply to my posts ever again

Whatever you say grandpa, just came to say that your time is already over
t. 2000er

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>t. 2000er
based based BASED

*teleports behind you*
..................................................
time...................................................todie.............
*slices your fucking cranium open with his finely..tuned japanese blade
heh.......kiddo..................wrong ............................................choice.................................

literally me 19 December GANG

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e-thot worshipper
get the fuck out of my board

underage

millenniumlets

>anything before 2000
>zoomer
Yikes grandpa, act your age
t. July 2001

holy based july '01 chad

>millenniumlets

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me post pee pee jak ;)

>>anything before 2000
>>zoomer
>Yikes grandpa, act your age
>t. July 2001
>holy based july '01 chad
>me post pee pee jak ;)

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I have to say, 96-00 is a slightly different beast, something happened to people born in '01 onwards. Maybe it's because they grew up once social media became completely all-encompassing
t. 98 babby

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Peak cringe
Kill yourself

>cringe
cringe? what's cringe? is that some yoomer buzzword?

My brothers, elder zoomers rise up!

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If you weren't in primary school by 00, you're a zoomzoom. It's an easy rule.

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Newfag
go suck at your mom's titties and never come back
I am a millennial, not a zoomer

why are you so angry?

>97
>millenial
Beat it kid, youre a zoomer like the rest of them.

95ers unite

I have entered the wrong thread. Some of you have school tomorrow and are lying. This is bad. This is worse than I thought. Oh no.

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>why, yes, I was born in 1998, how could you tell

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I am not
Just get out of here already before I break your kneecaps
You can't label me something I never was in the first place

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why are you so violent?

You are a zoomer though. whats so hard to understand?
Denial is not the way to cope bro.
Embrace it, be greatful and make the most and the best you can of it.

i-i am not violent
Shut up before i kill you, BAKA
You cannot label me something I never was in the first place

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Ayyy

take your meds, you're a little unstable right now

"take your meds"

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THIS

is pic related you?

Zoomers are born in and after 1995

Imagine unironically thinking this
Spotted the 1994 failed normie

Yes I absolutely can, especially since you ABSOLUTELY were born in the zoomer zone. However labeling you as a black person would be wrong. Unless...?

No
There are exceptions

why not?

Zoomers start in 1999

Everyone born in the 80s and after is a zoomer. Now get off this board toddlers

kek same

Ok I agree, i need them before i become to unfocused but I am too lazy to get some by myself

> NOOOO I’M NOT A ZOOMER YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOOO IM A MILLENIAL EVEN THOUGH IM ONLY A 25 YEAR OLD CHILD

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just do it i believe in you

You guys are all retarded. Anyone over the age of 18 isn't a zoomer.

>>NOOOO I’M NOT A ZOOMER YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOOO IM A MILLENIAL EVEN THOUGH IM ONLY A 25 YEAR OLD CHILD

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Tell us your secrets, grand wizard.

>>>NOOOO I’M NOT A ZOOMER YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOOO IM A MILLENIAL EVEN THOUGH IM ONLY A 25 YEAR OLD CHILD

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lol u tk him 2da bar|?

95 best time to be born, just early enough to enjoy /b/ and age at a perfect rate in relation to the cleaning up of /b/.

If 1995 marks the beginning of zoomers what is then the last zoomer year?
2010?
That’s a 15 year timespan which is fair and not too long. I really cant call anybody younger than 9 a zoomer. what is their generation called?

the last generation

>tfw i wasnt born a lastie
Age reversing technology when?

>mfw face when most of this thread is literally younger than my little sister
i think its time to move on, soon...

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what cultural events even differentiate millenials and zoomers

boomer=baby boom
gen x=civil rights era

Z = childhood neglect

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actually remembering the time before everyone walked around with a mobile phone and widespread internet access
im 25 and i used a landline phone to arrange meetings with my school buddies and we actually played outside

I'm 23 and remember the shift too, which was probably around 2004-2006. So assuming that memory formation is consistent after the age of 5, then the start of the zoomer generation is like 1998-2001.

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>Age reversing technology when?
Yesterday
technologyreview.com/f/611634/these-anti-aging-pills-may-actually-work/

You wont get it covered by the state until you claim to be a 15y old trapped in a 45y olds body tho