Why Wilhelm ii bad?

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

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You fucking idiot

Austria started an offensive war. The triple alliance was a defensive alliance. AKA: No necessity for Germany to be involved.
The Franco-Russian alliance was defensive, and only if it was attacked by Germany, or Austria/Italy being supported by Germany.

If Germany had not mobilized against Russia, and went to war, the war would have been prevented.
Not to mention Belgium

Franco-Russian Alliance
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/The_Franco-Russian_Alliance_Military_Convention

Triple Alliance
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/The_Triple_Alliance_(The_English_Tranlation)

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

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Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".

Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.

The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.

Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-

However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*

CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just wanna

MEME IT OUT

yeah uh huh
meme it out yeah

you know MEME IT OUT

that's right jus meme it out yeah

Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!

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Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I think we're entitled to them.

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I want the truth!

Johan: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has profits. And those profits have to be maintained by casuals. Who's gonna do it? You? You, /gsg/? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for East vs West and you curse Paradox. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that East vs West's death, while tragic, probably saved money. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money...You don't want the truth.
We use words like casual, streamlining, wider audience...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very games I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a face pack DLC and be a good goy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?

Johan: (quietly) I did the job Wester sent me to do.

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?!

Johan: You're goddamn right I did!!

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>Russia spends the past 70 years with trying to establsih itself in the Balkans
>Every attempt is stopped by cooperation of the Germans and the Brits
>1914
>Russians try to push in the Balkans once again
>Austria is ready to stop it
>Russians call upon their allies (France)
>Britain could contain the Russian threat for an eternity
>Brits can't contain their butthurt over not having a connected empire in Africa
>Brits allies with Russia
>Brits not only doom their own empire, but the whole of Europe
>100 years later
>"Brexit means brexit"
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John Stahlhelm waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Syndicalists in the Reichstag. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keiser Willey were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a monarchist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the panzers and he said to dad "I want to be on the tanks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SYNDIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Reichstag base of Imperial Germany, he knew there were Syndicalists. "This is Willey" the phone crackered. "You must fight the Syndies!" So John gotted his panzrfoust and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US!" said the Syndicalists "I will shoot at him" said the trade union leader and he fired the labor missiles. John fousted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Syndies!" he shouted The phone said "No, John. You are the Syndicalists" And then John led FAUD.

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>greek is willyposter
of course

Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into then HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.

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>The triple alliance was a defensive alliance.
lel there is no such thing as a defence alliance you brain dead amerimutt

WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if ((((((Benjamin Disraeli)))))) mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

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What the fuck did you just say about my glorious preußischen Armee you little shit? I'll have you know Preußen was the top military power in all of Europe and it has been involved in numerous great European wars, and they have over 300 confirmed victories. They are trained Napoleonic warfare and they have the top commanders in the entire European continent. You are nothing to them but just another Frenchman. They will annex the fuck out of you with precision the likes of wich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit to Preußens over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my international network of diplomats acorss the HRE and your entire Dynasty is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your independance. You're fucking dead kid. They can be anywhere, anytime and They can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single division. Not only are they extensively trained in Clausewitz's teachings, but They have access to the entire arsenal of the Königlich Preußische Armee, and They will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little Slav. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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uhh...

don't tell me you believe that the nato is a defence alliance

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

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lol wtf even is this drivel? How do you come up with this nonsense? Europeans are the dumbest bastards on this board I swear to god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WILLY CUMS WILY JUICE IT FEHURJGJHVRAHVNEJQN KOJQDE BDFKDJLNVJ;LNS JB NFKJAN B N N MY WILLY IS MINE AND NOBODY ELSES JFOR THE BEANO
FOR THATHCER
FOR LIZZY
FOR BIG DAVE
FOR THE COMMONWEHGEOHAGJLKSDNGVKJWENLKVNDKJAV;HAFL CSANDLJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
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