/cum/

Awww, the ape didn’t get his welfare cheque yet. Now, he’s lashing out. Typical.

Congratulations /cum/ I am here

thread theme

youtu.be/SC4xMk98Pdc

Attached: 1493539161476.png (400x397, 81K)

This is the day the Lord has made.
Hallelujah, hallelujah.

Quiet Zhang, insects shouldn't speak on matters of comedy

>have to go the dentist soon so I can't workout yet
fucking heated desu

>nigger thinks he can speak on the matters of comedy

Attached: IMG_20190902_223712.jpg (2493x3861, 952K)

What does that have to do with one another

I usually lift around now and finish by 12/1230 but my appointment is at 1

wish me luck boyz and gurlz and everyone in between

Attached: 62032651_861579700875604_3301567019425446986_n.jpg (1080x1348, 112K)

gl lil ale

Attached: 1566947314295.jpg (714x629, 33K)

good luck

Highlight of my childhood desu

Attached: GiantEggmanRoboProfileV2.png (352x222, 6K)

youtube.com/watch?v=i25PSTCMa_8
why are trashy girls so sexy?

gl nerd

Attached: 1560060359059.jpg (618x410, 39K)

i miss when snapchat had actual pictures of people for the snapcode so I could piece together better what thots looked like

she's not trashy she's a foster kid
50% chance its only a phase

feeling like tfw no gf posting for 6 hours

bought liner socks and its like my feet are naked but theyre not

kinky

make it double and we got a deal

they have animals on them

Attached: 8277D0F6-6E02-4EC5-B372-B52F8AF26F81.jpg (3024x3024, 1.28M)

bitch niggas

Attached: 1565486812901.png (723x1023, 1.09M)

based

cool

Fag

commercials are made with such poor taste

I wonder if gays would pay me for foot pics

Only if they're gay foot fetishists.

probably

im like a fat steve buscemi

the only downside is I dont think my job would approve of it, and Im sure at some point people would figure out who i am

Only if you show your face

the old animal planet logo was better

im a bit of a diamond myself

I sometimes imagine myself as an East Asian male who's living a peaceful life with my anime waifu and 2 kids

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Well, at least I eat healthy LOL

thank u for ur schizopost

...

what makes for good or bad toes to a footfag
to me they all look like weird gay retard hands lmao

If the toes are brown their bad
Simple as

there is no work today and siblings are in school
have the whole house to my house

NOW i missed the bus
im late

why are all the good products from europe and japan

socio-economic factors

Also see: LOL

ummm my freezer has no ice cream can you fix this?

change da world
my final message. Goodb ye

only if you SCREAM FOR ICECREAM

Attached: 7BFE23C9-EA6C-4AF9-9C6C-1B2AE3B18599.png (303x335, 225K)

Attached: 54DD1CA7-30F7-4C29-9C07-0BC605BE05AB.jpg (631x627, 332K)

bruh...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1557191580746.jpg (540x296, 13K)

evens: study now
odds: study later

fuck me

But they aren't

I drank a ridiculous amount of dr pepper and now my stomach feels like it's about to implode

my feet go
boom boom boom boom boom boom

its gonna supernova

Y’alls thoughts on this?

Attached: 3A73D81D-A58B-4CC8-A569-3FD3B25C01A1.jpg (640x624, 350K)

no. thanks for the offer though

option one: nap
option two: stay up
option three: stay up with the use of stimulants

nap with stimulants (warm milk)

remove option three rn

Overdose and nap forever

Attached: ff8.png (666x472, 260K)

lalalalala
lalalalala
lalalalala la laa la la
doodle doodle de doooo
AAAAAaaaAAAAAaAAaAaAaAaAAAAA
youtu.be/KhaUnHJjS8A

Are those sexpat wife feet?

What word would you guys say is an assignment appropriate alternative to "shithole"? Preferably a synonym to the "shithole spectrum"

the South

They’re Latinx...

Attached: 46AF0637-B12E-4304-B91C-6B14D34F060C.jpg (640x792, 358K)

Doesn't work but you are correct

Attached: file.png (421x46, 2K)

I'm so fucking horny holy shit.

It's been 2 weeks since I broke up with her. I 100% know i can booty call her but that would be defeat.

I'm going to scare away other girls with my extreme thirst rn

'undesired' spectrum

Just masturbate lol

I'm so wound up that I had a wet dream last night.

maybe world development spectrum

weak

Horny

Attached: C056B812-CFAC-4B7D-9CBC-F2FAB2BFEB70.jpg (1080x720, 138K)

haven't jerked and still not horny

just jerked off

Attached: admin.jpg (960x960, 216K)

I had an interview yesterday and I received a rejection email less than 24hrs later

Fuck, a pipe in my shower broke and i skipped work today because i couldn't shower. Cant get a plumber till tomorrow. Might go trial gym membership somewhere so i can wash my balls.

That's pretty cool, at least they didn't leave you guessing and waiting.

the job is all female, i would be the first man to be hired if i get hired

>male
Make up your mind already

Reminder to stop driving cars

Attached: 1563546051464.jpg (640x799, 102K)

u talkin to me bih??

Soon™, I'm already on my way there.

Why is this thread so dead?