His country is less than 1000 years old

>his country is less than 1000 years old

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>tfw ours turned 160 this year
Feels bad being a countrylet

>his country has lost wars

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>his countrymen are the biggest threat to his country

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>1147 years
we old yo

>his country has never declared war against the usa

>his country has been independent and had the same form of government for less than 150 years

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>only 1000 years and not 5000 years
LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Based.

Go to bed, Tim. You have English classes to teach tomorrow.

>he didn't steal his country from germanics, "bulgarians", and slavs

based

based

fuck off proxy user

>his country has belonged to multiple other countries in the past 100 years

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your country isn't even 100 years old

>his country doesn't have the history of at least 7 different kingdoms inside of it
oof that's gonna be a big yikes for me

same

>his country is less than 8000 years old

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nah youre only 114 years old, otherwise you wouldnt be so insecure about creating a national identity and celebrating your independence day like americans.A country called Norway was founded in 872 but todays Norway is only 114 years old.

we were first country on earth.

based celestial empire

you use independence to mark our beginnings, which we had in 872.
you can easily say that denmark is only around 75 years old then since you so willingly became a part of nazi germany

I'm really curious to know just what kind of person it is that makes all these femjacks. I'm assuming it's one single person since they are all high quality and all use the same type of style

Country, not culture.

>His country didn't defeat an empire to gain Independence

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but we did. Twice

where's Greece? he needs to dab on all you countrylets.

you didn't defeat shit, france and spain did while washinton was too busy losing most battles he fought in

This

>his zoomer country is better than these boomer countries in every metric

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>poland
>country
its more of a village between russia and germany

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dios mio

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no you cant really compare 5 years of military occupation where monarchy and parliament where still in function, with 500 years of not existing an independent country

>his "country" was not founded by Roman nobility

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[third] republic of poland has only been around since 1989 though, stop we wuzzing

kill her

Based

>his country didn't throw an 80 year long tantrum to secure its independence

embarrassing

kino conflict

truly the most kino empire to fight against
it was an honor

We fought the habsuburg too to get our independence
Sadly we went from an Austrian King to a Fr*nch one

>Spaniard and Dutch paying respect to each other

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>albert einstein wasnt a citizen of his """"country"""'""

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I know that feel
it was a kino conflict though.

Every other interaction I've seen between both nationalities has always been arguments.

We are the oldest country in Yurope.

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>His country didn't commit at least one genocide

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>his country wasn't a world superpower
embarassing