/v4/+friends

God I wish I were dead.

I care very little for looks at this point. I want companionship

According to this I'm around a -5 desu

fun fact,most women use tinder as a way to get more instagram followers

What board are they browsing?

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/d/

/diy/
/gif/
/wsg/
/b/
/mu/

android waifus when

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I'd say give it another 15~ years desu

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now I know why I get mad bantz for my stickers
I get associated with these people

If you put stickers on your laptop they I immediately lose all respect for you

It is to protect it from fucking C-Sec

sounds about right
youtube.com/watch?v=DXsmRCpjb_E

>this will never happen to you

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>29.7 BMI

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>not going to sauna naked
do people really do this?

Do you drink soda/alcohol?

I want to have children ASAP
too bad you need a wife and money for it

>35,7

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>money
500+

I drink ~8 beers a day

imagine actually thinking 150 € a month is a lot of money

Why

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I'm depressed and have panic attacks when I don't drink.

I didn't say it's a lot of money you retard. I'm richer than 95% of posters here.
I just said you get money for kids

nice diet faggot

Are you a NEET

>falling for the larp

Do you have any money saved up, or do you just drink through everything?

Not exactly, since I freelance so I do have my own income, but practically yes. I'm going back to college in a few days though, I took a year off because of some alcohol-induced mental breakdowns (was drinking a liter of vodka a day back then).
t. LARPszlo
Not much, but not because of alcohol.

>720x1280
not gonna make it

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Freelance doing what?

Pr*gramming.

what would I need a bigger resolution for

doesn't solve the problem does it?
double minimal wage and 500+ is not enough for stability

What do you program Sloni?

>u-uhuh what does it matter i have umax phone from 2013 hueue

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no seriously user, I only use my phone for texting, calls and Jow Forums
what would I need a bigger res for, you're like those stuck up american women that refuse to talk to people who don't own an iphone

Web dev?

All sorts of shit in Java, but I did some web dev, NLP and machine learning projects in Javascript and Python respectively. Also some random stuff in Perl.

See I leave webdev to Pajeets for the most part.

Fiverr? Upwork?

Doesn't really tell me anything, is that software or what? I'm thinking of starting an audio plugin company but I don't know anything about programming (other than that it's for insects).

>I'm thinking of starting an audio plugin company but I don't know anything about programming
>but I don't know anything about programming

There are no good software companies that are led by people who don't know how to make software

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I have good original ideas, I just need to pay some insect to program it

>there are actual h4xxorz in the thread

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It's mostly shit like making, managing and expanding apps, scraping up a website, or using some shitty Python library for neural nets and call it AI.
Also, what this user said

do you hate your job

The thing is, if you don't know what you're doing.. it will be very difficult to find the right person for the job. And even if they do make it, how will you know if it's good/sustainable? It's a can of worms desu

Yes, but at least it pays well relative to its difficulty.

why do you hate it

It's boring and I couldn't care less about programming, especially not of that kind.

If it's good I'll know it because I have experience with audio processing

if you hate your job, then you're doing a shit job

do you have a dream job?

No shit. Being a codemonkey sucks.
Somewhat, but I'd never succeed.

No I mean the software itself. Sure it may be able to complete the job, but you will have no way of knowing about the quality of the code base/its maintainability/etc.
Why do you think there are no successful software companies created by non programmers?

what is it?

None of your business.

are you ashamed of it?

No

then why not tell us?

I'll give him a cut of the profit as a way to incentivize him. Also, I heavily doubt your statement.

YOU WILL NEVER become an IMMUNE in the ROMAN army with an MG42 and INFINITE ammo.

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>have insane amount of filters just for /v4/ alone

answer my question

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dammit laszlo, keep that trip on you fat fuck

I was waiting for my icecream the whole day

It's true. Show me a successful software company led, and founded by someone who doesn't know how to make software. They're incredibly rare, because it's just a recipe for failure.

Which one do you fancy to lick?

How tf am I supposed to know which CEO understands programming? Micromanagement is stupid, CEOs don't usually understand how everything works, they just give directions.

it's not the ceo who decides but the board
the ceo is just a clown

must delete

Lavender

Look up Steven Slate, he's a producer with no knowledge in programming, he just found a good programmer and told him what to make, and his company is successful as fuck.

Because it's none of your business.

>Lavender taste
wait what, you can eat it? I grow it to keep bugs away.

we are the only people you talk to on daily basis, so you might as well spill it out

all i know is that Lavender ice cream is very tasty

>user's dream job is to be a proctologist

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>Are you ashamed of your dream job?
>N-No!
>Then why won't you tell us what it is?
>Because it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

I see. I thought you wanted to build some kind of audio software, but it seems this guy's company makes plugins?

>anons dream job is to be a hero
>anons dream job is to be a firefighter
>anons dream job is to be a veterinarian
>anons dream is to find a job

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youtube.com/watch?v=lzBGZaS1apw
hehehe

My dream job is astronaut. The only semi realistic one is fighter pilot, simply because the US has such a bloated military that were are literally a couple thousand fighter pilots here. If I lived in a smaller cunt, it would be almost impossible.

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Yes, I'm pretty sure I said my aim is plugins.

Stop pressuring me, assholes. You could've guessed by now anyway.

Asian girls in welding suits a CUTE CUUUTE

is it history teacher