/brit/

A steak slice

might go and put this hypothesis to the best

Posting for Pengchester!

Could you get into Eton? Try answering this one /brit/.

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never been further norf than York

LOVE slags
'ate toil

Simples

the edinburgh festivals alright but as soon as it's over it's full of fucking scottish people again - pass

birmingham - utter shithole, massive but soulless and full of cunts

sheffield - absolutely class but it's a bit small

nottingham - small and shite

leicester - small and even shitter

leeds - better but still too small

liveprool - no strong weak points

manchester - good but it's too expensive

had to turn my tinder on snooze mode because i was getting too many slags @ing me

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is there anything further north than York?

I'd read the law for culling vermin on your own land out verbatim
and if that wasn't long enough, I'd make fart noises with my mouth

Not writing a fucking novel for /brit/

north york moors

nothing worth seeing

this but when the gf is within 5 kms

would condemn the army and resign as any man with real morals would

saw her (left) in Peterborough Tesco once but she was dressed more normal than this

JUNIOR

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Furthest norf I've been is Watford and only a bit away from the train station. They had strange buses there.

powerful shagger aura emanating from this post

off home in 10, someone whatsapp me if we get a wicket

state of his head

what's that bloke ask for at the barbers fuck me ahahahah better off just shaving it all off

didnt work

"I've had it up to 'ere with this nonsense! Simple. As."

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he goes in but refuses to take his cap off and that's what he ends up with

grim can’t believe people like this still exist

Nothing worth seeing further than that. Only reason I was at watford was for a job interview.

wish brit had regular adverts or something, liven the place up a bit

Its a caesar cut you mong

Here are five facts about Manchester!

It was the first modern industrial city!
It has nice architecture!
I love it!
Manchester!!!

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it does, but they're all youtube links to channels with average 100 views per video

These protests are wrong at a time when the oil crisis is still going on. But parents and the public have been let down by both sides because the army has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. After today's disruption, I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it happening again.

need to get the coach up to edinburgh to see a mate from notts, only £14 but it's 9 hours fuck me

any of you lads done a mad length coach trip

might start opening them just to make it less dull

Nottingham mentioned

gets mogged by the ‘pool

It's ok, they were remoaners

did a coach to london, saw the sights and then back up to yorkshire that evening on the same coach once
i wouldn't recommend it

grim barnet

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Do you not have a car?

STOP
KILLING
US

based and factspilled

For me it's Neocastle-upon-Cybertyne™

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N O T T S
O
T
T
S

humans shag
subhumans don't

Liverpool mogs every city in the UK

I've done Peterborough to Edinburgh on train and that was only 4 hours - decent trip too
got stuck at Calais on a coach coming back from Bruges once, it was hell

moved from 'der to the 'gram with a qt foreign student
i thought she was liking all my messages flirtatiously
just realised she was probably doubletapping to copy and google translate them
fuck me dead

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Newcastle

skrrrr'ing in the whip you better watch your toes old man

it would cost well more in petrol to go up that way and i want to get drunk the night before then leave early morn

Was she Chinese

york isn't northern

blog god

making milk macaroni + bacon lads

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The Badlands

Phenomenal little body on it but what is that face?

why, are you going to suck them? faggot

The food shortages begin.

actually did the opposite

>qt
obviously not lol

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foreign student with bad english lad
don't need to be a genius to guess that

>Yes, I am Mancunian. How could you tell?

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Kinda just want to masturbate, play video games, and watch television
Dont like how society expects us to do more than this

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had to check it against Niagara Falls but yeah, turns out the furthest North I've been is Edinburgh

*throws my hover mobike into the acid river*

stayed on the island of Unst, next to the Shetlands, once

for the period of that week i was the most northernly inhabitant of all of the UK

Is Tim dead?

People that don't have cars at 20 are failures

picadilly gardens, 10 minutes, be there if you want your jaw spun

>decide to do a bit of painting
>get the old step ladders our
>maximum weight - 150kg
>get on the scales
>151.3kg
Oh dear lads, Let meself go a bit

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my house

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I'll be there, you LITTLE MUG.

had to check again because I remembered Copenhagen but apparently Edinburgh is still further North
mental

that's alright lad, 150kg is the average weight

manchester is northern.
yorkshire isn't northern, it's just some southern banker's idea of what a northerner must look like even though they're the same shit

dont like the yutes that hang around there all day

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now that's what i call greng

Can't believe Boris just beheaded 15 MPs live on telly. Remainers are going to go loopy.

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Worse, sectioned. Seems they took his phone away.

Just sat down in BarBurrito, this will be some good entertainment.

the middle east is grim. no wonder they jump over themselves to buy property in london.

state

tbf there is a real possibility tim's hanging in his room and no one's realised yet
left all his lights on inside, reckon if he was sectioned they would've at least turned them off

just got back from chelsea another lad

listless

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