Pizza à brasileira

Not saying we're the cuisine capital of the world or anything, but.....

Brazil, what in god's green earth is this?!

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mi abuelino era italianos senior

what the fuck

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wow. i'd give it a try

>olive on everything

Looks like a serving variant of a traditional English breakfast.

Where's the macaco

Eh, I'd eat it.

are those beans?

other than that it looks pretty good, i would eat it

that's a lot of stuff

Is that just rice on top of pizza dough or is their pizza sauce too?

They do this shit for memes
No one eats this shit.
Our pizzas 99.9% of em look like this

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what the actual fuck lmao

I wanna devour that right now

what in the devil is this abomination

you fucker, I'm getting myself a pizza now

If a country mixes beans and rice they are retards.

Yeah because the ''true italian'' Fetoichenee AlFredoh and Chicken Parmesan are delicious, uh

That's look good honestly

Beans at top, fries at top right, beef fillets with eggs in right, pasta with ground beef at bottom, rice in left

It was made as a joke

Rice is what disturb me the most

The combo has all the essential aminoacids, brazilians used to eat this for proteins in the colonial times because meat was expensive back then

are the onions grilled separately? based

gesú cristo

Never ate something like that dude, our pizzas are really well made, not this piece of shit in the pic

Sushi pizza, uma delicia

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puked

>russians be like
>damn this pizza too spicy!

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this pizza not even pizza

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>vid about negro making something shitty
thanks, argentinabro. i will never eat pizza in your country

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what are you talking about? argentina is white (and european)

It's not my country, also your pizza is also garbage... Dressings don't belong to pizza.

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that's why i posted it. shitthread deserves shitpizza
your pic looks more like pinsa

>Pizza sauce

ok I have to know after watching this so many times, what are those ingredients?

this what most pizzas in argentina look like tho

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looks like something a goat would enjoy

Baked (broiled?) chicken and a kind of cream cheese we eat here. It's one of the worst flavours of pizza imo, but that pizza is very bad looking

Never seen an egg on a pizza, but with the exception of the first one, yeah, those are common pizzas.

The last one with onions it's a fugazzetta, that's how it is..

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o sea todos los paises latinos?

It looks like shit

t. maestre da pizza

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yeah the difference is that you are picking some meme pizzeria no on actually eats and comparing to an avarage and commom """"pizza""" which is more like an onion sandwich

>nobody eats them

You know, I've been to Brazil... Are you telling me that these pizzas that floods internet, are not common?

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No they arent. They are made by a single pizzaria and they became a meme in around 2010, in brazilian 9gags, pretty much like the sopa de macaco guy

virgula.com.br/inacreditavel/virgula-conhece-pizzaria-mais-maluca-do-brasil/

type pizzaria bate-papo on google images, it's the one and only pizzaria which these images come from

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>muh pizza muh carbs
get lost

what is this fucked shit? shitalians soyboys are cringe as hell they think they are some kind of special chef with good taste just because they are italians and are expert in food lmao

well they pretty much do this to any pizza that not follows their autistic rules.

find me one video of an italian guy trying that onion cheese sandwich monstrosity you call fugazzeta

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Just google 'pizzaria florianopolis'

yeah no one takes this pizzaria serious.
not even themselves.
its a meme
google pizzaria bate papo.

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is there a one single olive under those french fries too?

whats the problem here?

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>pizza with a car tire on top of it isn't taken seriously
you don't say.

they are all from this one place.
not commom at all
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Oh nothing

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nothing weird comparing to yours here

now about rodizio they do make some weird pizzas

i mios abuelinos tambene.

Woah it's so superior

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I thought millions of Italians moved to Argentina and Brazil? Wtf is this shit?

what does that have to do with it

Yeah we do have sweet pizzas here and they are popular,
you are correct.
at least is not an oion sandwich tho

Yeah I noticed that you need some help with onions in pizza...

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okay. you have no clue what pizza is, sorry guys

This one ive never seen. Not commom.

my point is that fugazzeta cant even be considered pizza (bread disk w/ stuff on top), but rather just a round sandwich.
But it looks good, id eat it

i'm really disappointed with argentinians because i always thought of them as italians that speak spanish

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they have huge italian influence yes, but not as much as they think tho.

It has mozzarella and grilled onions on top tho

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UMA