Ok I just felt that we needed to clear this up for everyone who lurks our board. Yes, at times LINK and the devout Link Marines can seem like they're involved in an elaborate cult.
Sure, their group has an official sigil members are encouraged to jerk off to. And yeah, they have rankings and names based on a military hierarchy. Hell, they sometimes organize group visualizing events and spam the board with comments like "$1KEOY". That said, LINK is not actually a cult, that's absurd.
Let's prove it to them Link Marines, post in here and prove we're not members of a cult!!!!!
Someone is into crypto and they hear about Jow Forums. They already have their portfolio into things they believe are great tech, like NANO or Vechain. They visit the threads about those coins and see people talking about how crypto needs instant transactions, RFID technology to bring physical objects onto the blockchain and they seemed even more enamored with their investments.
Then they keep seeing this blue cube as they refresh their page. First they just ignore it. Eventually they keep seeing all these threads about this blue cube and finally they decide to see what the hype is about and they click on the thread and view it.
Its filled with people spamming ridiculous memes, no talk in sight about the technology aspect of the platform, and people just replying ridiculous things like "1k EOY check these digits."
Now, it would actually be very very dumb for someone to see that and not instantly think "Wow, these people are stupid." So its only logical for them to come up with the conclusion that LINK investors are a cult and the community is cancer. But what they missed was months and months before this stage where the technicals were talked about constantly, the ideas went through a social Darwinism, and people argued and eventually agreed about smart contracts needing a network of decentralized oracles in order to properly facilitate large scale transactions.
They are just viewing that stage where LINK investors are bored out of their minds, spamming stuff to pass the time, and FUDding for fun because they already went through the trouble of explaining everything about it. And to a person viewing just that aspect of it, we seem like absolutely crazy schizos.
I met Serg Hogan at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Serg Hogan shows up next to the manager and says “BROTHER, THESE DUDES CAN FINISH. WE'LL BE AT THE BAR BROTHER. I GOT SOME TIME, JACK.” And I (being a big Link fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Serg was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Serg Hogan and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
I am actually an insider believe it or not. My dad is involved with the project and he told me that chainlink actually isn't a scam. It was the 1st time I've seen him in almost a year. He'd put on 40-50 lbs and grew a beard that was covered in crusted big mac sauce. He's my dad so I still love him despite the fact that he voted for Bernie initially and then Hillary. But man, I can't stop thinking to myself that he has absolutely lost his mind. He won't stop talking about how he's trying to convince McDonalds to change the name of their burger from "Big Mac" to "Oracle". My mom's boyfriend Tyrone even thinks that he's crazy, so it's not just me.
I distinctly wish to be part of a cult, though. There is no part of me that feels shame or embarrassment when it comes to my involvement with the cult.
Jaxson Ward
Don’t forget Sergei as cult leader
Jaxon Scott
I want to steal, sniff & cum on womens underpants from laundromats in Rikenby, Sweden.
Mods need to do more to delete shitty cryptocurrency threads, especially link. I'm fucking sick of seeing shit loads of threads on this when there are already so many. It deters non-crypto people from coming to the board. It's BUSINESS AND FINANCE, not CRYPOKEKERY.
Ayden Diaz
then filter them retard
Brody Howard
It wouldn't be the first time.
Jaxson Mitchell
nothing to see user, I don't know about you but im sleepy. Nap time for me.
