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Tried to read astronomy for dummies and didn't understand a word

FREE TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE

yeah
gefen shalem
israeli

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weird how everything I planned to do goes out the window as soon as I get horny
now I'm a shag and 2 wanks in and I have no motivation at all

not surprising astrology’s all latin

>tfw to smart to understand dumde down explanations

"NO!"

Every time I get a headache I wish it is cancer

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This is Ella Hollywood. he is a bloke. How does he look better than about 85 percent of the munting women round where i live?

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>no mikey for ages
>alan barely turns up
>turt in real sad boy hours
>schiz fixing his life
>homealone barely posts on fridays
>zoey m.i.a

fucking hell lads we’re dropping like flies

BALZAC

*hammers home a volley of the underside of the bar*

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for sure

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>he is a bloke
Yeah right.

twitter.com/AliBunkallSKY/status/1169336268842512384

Anyone know of any 30l backpacks under £40?

surprised shes isreali. oh well her chebs are absolutely god tier

aisha used to be so fit
cant remember who the right one even is

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not a fan of 190kg but licking a fanny is pretty grim

i've just come back after a two and a half month break and i gotta say this place just never changes. people get bored and move on when its like this

any nintendo direct man in
T- 2 hours

true

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god austerity was the best thing the british government has ever done
love seeing povvo shitheads suffer

why does being a fan of me matter bow your opinion

spicy

Hearing an MP say “sit down, love” at Jo Swinson sends shivers down my spine.

matey google him and check his twitter

sara and aisha both went on heavy doses of sertraline and they piled on the pounds

stupid beta orbiter

>Al-Corbyn wants to destroy this

would knock you out if you even had that thought enter your mind in my presence

emmett was sperging out this morning
turtle is out shagging
zoey was in the past like 8 threads user
others are cringe

In a pub, South East London. Man has laptop open with parliament channel playing. Friend watching too. Bernard Jenkin speaking as I walked in #theisnotnormal

my doctor was lyk get on that

I was like no man no way

didn’t help I smashed md on the reg back then

thats user as in zoey was anonymous not ", user!" like im some gay little Jow Forums user, because im not

Would never take SSRIs. If I can't hack life anymore I'll just top myself simple.

Doctor Mario, what's wrong with me?

merrell
aisha was peng yeah.
sara, on the other hand, was NEVER fit.
she was just here.

stop obsessing about narcissistic /brit/ personalities you beta cunt

>astrology
astronomy. astrology is the bullshit one.

genuinely hope they've all died.

don't know who any of those are

really? fascinating
*stays next to you avoiding eye contact with 190*

took them as a stopgap for a bit (no longer) but i genuinely don't understand why anyone would stay on them long term you just become a fucking drone

I literally ran Zo3y out of brit again like merely two hours ago

>austerity

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post addy pussio

>sertraline
don't get the anti-depressant meme, I feel like shot most of the time like I imagine most people do. why take pump yourself with chemicals for something normal?

grr i'm a tiger

no you didn't you mong

Fucking hideous mong with a hideous accent

If you wouldn't smash this bloke then something is wrong with you i must say

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youtube.com/watch?v=O7zGFZNinsk

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emmetts a paranoid schizo canadian cringe factory whom i bully every day
turtle is an extremely peng australian clothes person
zoey is the old mulatto tripfag

i started posting on /brit/ in 2014 and was on here every day until 2017

then i stopped posting and visiting Jow Forums for years, only recently started posting here again back in july of this year

this place hasn't changed much, but i've not been doing much recently and its managed to keep my attention

i bet most people from back in the day have moved on with their lives though and most people posting here now probably weren't around back when i used to post before my 2.5 year break

sue

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>extremely peng australian clothes person

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>This ones for pearl harbour you zipperhead fuck
>NO BRADDU PREASE ME CHIRESE NOT JAPARESE

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didnt ask and quite honestly dont care

surprising amount of people are able to talk about 2015 brit with me on any given occasion
reckon those who leave are in the minority

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Oh for fuck sake JANNY!

any of you lads watch the channel 5 programme about prossies a while ago. some of them were fucking well fat and ugly

was pissing myself when this fat bloke paid one of them to stand on his stomach in high heels

same

"Jeremy Corbyn tonight told MPs that Labour will support a motion for a general election as soon as the Bill to stop No Deal becomes law"

Doesn't say he'll support the Oct 15 date... leaves it open for Labour to insist on election post Oct 19 extension

saffer on a proxy again

>watch
>channel 5

who would voluntarily do that

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time for a snog

anyway im going to bed lads alright?
*everyone says alright*
alright
goodnight?
*everyone says goodnight*
goodnight

guess what drugs im on lads

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Weird how it's straight guys that are attracted to transwomen and benders that are repulsed by them.

fucking grass

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It’s literally impossible following brexit at this point at first it was entertaining now it’s confusing and aggravating. All of your politicians should be shot and thrown in the Thames. They’re a complete disgrace

you said astronomy for dummies

Why is Zo3y so easily baited by 190, who'd had no (You)s prior to that post?

>brown eyes
Brits arent white

PrEP

link or full name?

I would

Let's snog first

205 days clean of weed lads. longest i've gone in about 5 years i feel great

the irony is im actually irish haha

No you aren’t

cmere

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aye i am lad, moved to the UK when i was 3 tho

parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/3ee21ab2-8e9e-4ea5-aa0c-ee785b88212c

Watch the Lords instead, it's super comfy and everyone is really polite and they keep talking about the most random shit. Two of them disagreed about what the author Burke said earlier.

kek

xanax

had my william inside a female fanner this evening