/brit/

haha, well done lad.

beh!

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nice one mate
still 100% would tbf

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bologna-mayo cake with mustard icing.

parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/3ee21ab2-8e9e-4ea5-aa0c-ee785b88212c

Come watch the Lords with us. They're up to amendment 2 of 92

>Lydia Clyma
>chlamydia
hehe

youtu.be/E8SfTJ4fWGk
based and hiroshima nagasaki pilled

JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY

>politics
lol gay

shes so fit

fucked up

What's up with UK these days lads, whatd'ya really want at the end of this funny circus

fitter in pic online then the tv

I rate her a 7 on the show, didn't get the hype till seeing those pis

Whos ready for the GE 2019?

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a gf

I usually work from home on Thursdays, so I guess I'm as ready as I can be

If Brexit Party agree a non-aggression pact then it will be a massacre. If not expect more of the same.

moving to poland before brexit
going for a good job and nice life

raping kids isn't good enough anymore they have to turn them into confused trannies on drugs that make them forever freakishly androgynous
>mermaids
fucking hell even the name is a bit of a give away if you read between the lines isn't it?
mermaid? a half-human fantasy creature with no discernible genitals, only a freakish fish tail where the human parts were
ah yes hm please advise my 4 year old son on the best course of action he once wore his mum's high heels for a "lark" btw

she is fit
just goes to show racemixing can have pretty good results

bleh...bleh...bleh...bleh

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BOOBLEDOOBLE

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>farage could be in parliament in under 60 days
im ready

skipped to some random part in the middle to see what's up
>if you don't have 7 inches then it's over for you
burst out laughing

That's easy lad, just hang a big sign over your neck that says; I eat ass, and wait for the magic to happen, according to the funny circus these days I garentee that it'll 99/100% work

what's the point of voting for the brexit party when they want a no deal brexit and that already looks likely to happen

youtube.com/watch?v=CaqeAABlH3Q

your out of you mind she doesnt even look real in her pics, on TV she looks peng af simply because she looks human

instagram.com/p/B1tvydjDOVd/

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BJ should offer him Deputy PM or Brexit Secretary in return to have the Brexit Party run in contested Tory seats.

i find that most mixed race girls are pretty fit

actually a "fish" refers to a drag queen who looks very effeminate

Got a sore back

Like nick drake or Elizabeth I I will never have sex
:(

*not run

OOORRRDA

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Do British people really like Americans? And if you were in hold of America's fate, what will you do to it

literally everyone here fucking hates you

turf all the spanish out and bring the county back under WASP control from the jewish usurpers

No we dont like you be gone

i see and that's good is it?
if we make 500 boys trannies and half of them kill themselves that's 250 trannies and who doesn't want more of those??!
great

No one likes Americans
They are an eternal punchline

I like american people but I seriously hate the american government and your export of american culture.

churchill's funeral, proper kino

>Do British people really like Americans?
Yes

lads this just came out of my willy

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normalfags love americans
i hate you from the pit of my stomach though

fuck off speak for yourself
yanks are okay
some of them

Still don’t get the nbig deal about trannies
If you’re upset they’re gonna kill themselves why should that bother u
They’re just trannies

Why have you put strawberry jam on toilet paper?

tfw no poo gf

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ah good there goes my appetite for this evening
was about to have a lovely supper but now that's not happening
thanks

thats an infection see a dr you goan go septic, son. get that necrotic dick.

>supper
Bit late

in some parallel universe, i materialize as that toilet

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>they're just trannies so why do you have a problem that the doctor said your son has to take puberty blockers and estrogen pills and if you don't allow it they'll take him off you and into care where the real fun can begin i mean where he'll be safe
>i mean how does that even affect you at all?

they say they hate you, meanwhile they consume so much american media they basically are american

wish it were the case

thats ok haha this was a year or two ago, just reposting for a laugh. it went away after a couple days. here you can see it finally started to go brown before returning to its natural pearl white.

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Almost done my app

it is
might still have a pizza delivered if i'm honest

proxy off deshawn

Anywhere still delivering pizza at this hour is going to have a 0 or 1 food standards agency rating

>literally everyone here fucking hates you
I'm just wondering, no hate lad

>turf all the spanish out and bring the county back under WASP control from the jewish usurpers
Literally that's what I want to do if I had any control over anything in this shitty Jewish country

>No we dont like you be gone
Oh my heart, thank you tho

>No one likes Americans
>They are an eternal punchline
If you'd ask this question to anyone in the world, they'll probably say the same thing

>I like american people but I seriously hate the american government and your export of american culture.
Smae lad, we are all the same, but the pleasing thing that all of them gonna die, and we are the youth will rule

>>Do British people really like Americans?
>Yes
Thanks lad

>normalfags love americans
>i hate you from the pit of my stomach though
Thanks lad that's a kind of you

>they say they hate you, meanwhile they consume so much american media they basically are american
Thay don't mean that, they probably mean the love and the hate for the American attitude and charisma itself

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we'll see

not him but my dominos has 5 and delivers til 4am

fell on the subway today, so embarrassing

youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
How did they cast tim for this clip lol

if i didn't tip the guy last time or the time before will they mess with my food?

>/autisticgf2017/
Failure

>/redheadgf2018/
Failure

>/pakigf2019/
Still a work in progress but it isnt looking good, think I am running out of niche gf types to try to acquire lads, not sure what my goal should be for 2020.

What do you think lads?

>dominos until 4am

In which real of heaven do you reside sir?

Lmao

Give downsyndromegf a go maybe

tim's in it a minute in for those of you not wanting to waste a minute waiting like i did
twat

A bit chilly in bed, wish I had someone to share it with

*jumps in and farts under the sheets, threatening to unleash the stink if you don't kiss me*

boygf perhaps?

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Watching this High Society show and its killing me to watch this person who has never smoked weed before having it forced down his throat and deal with intimate issues with his gf, hes smoked well too much. The lad is practically comatose.

Nobody should smoke that much for the first time

How could I resist

what a choon

youtu.be/2NQ8woXu07c

Not a bad idea lad, is your sister single?

Can’t wait for my gf to get here tomorrow

Nothing better than sharing your bed with another human

>chips and cheese pizza
do you reckon they've ever sold one of those?
i mean you want one or the other

Mind blowing that the 60s is 60 years ago

youtu.be/h9nE2spOw_o

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Ah I remember joking about
>hurrr gf 2019 is in full swing!
in 2016

and here we are

dad just crawled through my bedroom window

notice how it's always the redditspacers making blog posts

>pakigf2019
honestly couldn't you at least get a few shags out of something like interpals, even if they're just using you to hop to your island? popular here with filipinos and social retards.

mahler's 1st, 2nd, or 3rd tonight lads?

2nd

Like it

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