>soyjak, why do you have a folder on your computer full of my pictures?
Soyjak, why do you have a folder on your computer full of my pictures?
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>I could ask you the same thing, Gigachad...
>I'M SORRY GIGACHAD
>I WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WERE OKAY WITH IT BUT BEING AROUND YOU MAKES ME NERVOUS
>GIGACHAD IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
>doze goggls make you lok like bug i like bugs chirp chirp skeeteet skeeeeeeet
>It is ok, brother I keep a numerous digital representations of yourself corresponding to various moods I may be in while posting on my favorite web forum known as 4reddt as well
>OH MY FUCKING GOD GIGA. I CAN'T HELP IT ANYMORE. I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR CARING AND FREE-SPIRITED SOUL. I LOVE YOUR RIPPED BOD. I WANT YOU GIGA, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S GAY. I'LL TOSS OUT ALL MY SWITCH GAMES IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME LIFT WITH YOU. PLEASE GIGA, I CAN DRESS UP IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
>Just tell me... What do you actually do with all those pictures?
>not Gigga chad please don't reject me you are the light in my life without you I am reduced to living in a grey haze
FILL MY MOUTH WITH YOUR COCK GIGA PLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Soyjak.... I can't do it. I'd really love it if we can make love forever but... we can't. You have to know that I'm a gigavirgin and I'm scared shitless to do naughty stuff like that.... What if I get pregnant? what if you get pregnant??? I'M SCARED SOYJAK GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SWING THIS SWORD AT YOUR FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>but giggachad that fear is what makes the excite of romance special, every significant new act arouse fear, love is no different, it takes us from our lives of boring certainty to a this terrifying exhilaration, this fear of losing someone. I want to share very quickened heart beat, every trembling hand , I want to share this fear with you, take my hand giggachad, love is made of courage and we drive on firewheels tonight
>but my religion doesn't allow it
gods? dieties? who are these creatures to keep me from you, our love is more powerful than all the gods of the heavens, and stronger than all the cursed angles beasts and deamons of the underworld, if god wants to keep me from you I will kill god, yaweh Allah, beelzebub, and hades cannot manage to keep me from you giggachad, you and I will be the new gods
> wypipo
>brownoids don't understand the gentle and tender love that arises between two individuals at the ends of extremes, such as the love between skyjack and giggachad
>Soyjak you don't get it.... I am the God in my religion and I can't be a hypocrite it wouldn't be fair to my followers
>Gigachad, how can you be religious in 2019?
yeah uh this thread is kinda gay
>yeah uh this thread is kinda gay
>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION
>what's the point of being god if you can't do what you want?
>Uhhh no I dont believe in any sky daddy's lol there's a thing called "evolution" and "science"
>but see soyjack, I created the world and left it too evolve, so evolution is real, such says the creatorchad
>You missed your only chance soybitch. My fetish is to fuck religious Christian boys and show them the path to my religion the one and only true religion by purifying them with my dick. You completely turned me off now though
>Prove it!
>NOOOOOOOOOOO
>On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest Jow Forums thread and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, giggachad I see inside there. All those photoshopped sleek and tears models I’ve desired so much. They have all rejected me and looked down on me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance toward them, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious christfags
>Have sex Incel teehee
>how am I supposed to if I chad keeps rejecting me?, please console me giggastacy, it hurts so much
>Fix your personality first you incel all you have to do is become taller, stronger and grow your jaw and chin. once that's done you'll be able to have the right to talk to us in no time! Don't forget about personality though teehee