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you ever kill a girl in a video game and feel bad?

pissedposting

youtube.com/watch?v=cuPiMeKY2dM

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I am in love with Lana

why is that?

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I can’t sell my guns to the gov’t. The govt didn’t pass the background check.

>L*na D*l R*y
Embarrassing. See you next thread

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btfo

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chaturbate
.com/katty_l67/

Omg based pitchfork!!!!

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No you can trust Eric Holder and that Californian senator Yu or whatever his name was.

truly the superior being..

i don't care about p4k that much desu but it's a fun reaction pic

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Nuh. when i kill girls in games i don't see them as live people it's just targets. I killed Silvana Windrunner and lots of other elven women in wc3. I was killing them because i had to do that. Ain't games hell?
And you do?

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thunderstorm outside
kinda hungry but too lazy to get up to eat cause i gotta keep shitposting

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Spent easy 200+ hours punching female npcs to death in Vice City
Another 50-60 hours doing that in gta 3

Imagine if your friends left you on read haha wouldn’t that be a real kick in the nuts

comfy

show me a shitpost

have blocked every person that didn't respond to a message of mine

>left you on read
sorry? what does it mean?

it shows that they have read his messages. but they haven't replied

well i've been staring off into space for the past couple minutes and i haven't really made any good shitposts, just chatting with people in various threads and making what could be boiled down to blogposts(like this one). nothing worth linking. I will however show you my masterpiece "shitpost", so proud I took a screeny of it. Was on /v/ back in the day, got a lot of (you)s

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thanks.

people have to imagine that?
it means you've been notified that the message has been read, and no responses are given

epic

Thinking about firing a huge fat load of cum inside a petite asian girl's vagina

"Come to the class prepared to say a word about yourself, where you are from, and something about you that you don't usually tell people"

>As an avid user of "/cum/", the Jow Forums general that needs no introduction, I...

i hope you are an asian male

that sounds cringe

thanks.

Thanks. It was a pic of that jap dude eating a donut that was a meme at the time and everyone would react as if it were a virus. I used the unicode character for reverse text to make the extension look like .exe (note the gnp. in the filename). Then the next day I came back and tying to post with the reversetext character in a filename gave an error lol. Sorry code janny. I like to think of it as my contribution to Jow Forums.

Well what I should say?

>I almost drowned in a swimming pool when I was one. My brother was born prematurely due to the stress brought on my mother

ukieanon is adorable.

tell them about your sexual preferences

I like mexican twinks, especially those from the era of 1850/1860, around Puebla.

yes, say that

Mom, i didn't know you're in US now. Please don't embarrass me in front of boys.

okay, son.

It doesn't define my personality though.

maybe mention a hobby or something, idk, i'm no good at that kind of stuff either

Found a yearbook from 2004/2005. I was pretty girly when I was in 8th grade.

post it, twinky

post the pic

thanks.

You can't say that and not post pics.

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Think an autistic not so cute girl in my climatology class has a crush on me

Plant your seed in her

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eat
sleep
coom
repeat

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I need to stop cracking my knuckles or I'm going to have arthritis by the time I'm 30

Wrong

no dude, cracking your back means it'll break once you hit 40

Are you a doctor? Can you heal my knuckles?

If you love Andy Partridge as a vocalist listen to Paper and Iron (off of Black Sea) and No Thugs in Our House (off of English Settlement). Two of my favorites of his vocal performances.

I don't wanna be an American anymore
Most of our politicians are corrupt retarded niggers who don't get shit done
Black people have been committing 50% of the crime rate for years now
The average american probably has an African tier IQ now and the mass shootings aren't that great either

I just wanted to be chinese

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fuck phoneposters

bitch niggas

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>fuck phoneposters

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most phoneposters are male. fucking them is therefore very gay

This but I want to be an anime girl

Kinda gay

>hook up with coworker that went back to Uni
>still "friends", have hear about here boy problems now
women guys, not even once

sometimes when I'm shittin I take the cardboard tube that's left whne the paper is over and put it on my ass white the anus in the center to see if the shit falls from my anus to the toilet thrhought the tube without touching the walls. I never succeed

I would say that I like fashion things and procrastinate about getting a sewing machine

Yes

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i dont believe you i think you are trying to be funny

where the fuck do people find memes when this place is back to anime and weeb shit and more porn thanks to tumblr

I've listened to english settlement, quite liked that album.

you have GOT to be kidding me...

just a moment ago i got a call into my house by a woman with a very shitty fake young girl voice and bad acting crying saying she was my daughter and asking for help cause she was supposedly kidnapped and were asking for money
how was your day?

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kek

name of the wind. anyone? I want to talk about it and don't want to be bullied by lit for reading fiction

I've thought of it and tried it only once
I didn't succeed

Listenup kid. This is Reddit and I just downvoted you. Do you reallythink your opinion can exist being so grossly different (more like wrong) to my own?Think again edgelord RIP inpeace to your karma buddy because that arrow is gonna be down and blue when I get through with you Perhaps you should think twice before disagreeingwith me

Nah that guy blows. The sequel was gay as shit too. It's a self insert wankfest for autistic retards.

was not funny when it happened but now that i think about it, it is kinda funny

gizmodo.com/hospitalized-john-mcafee-swears-wrath-on-whoever-manage-1827076088

BASED John McAfee uses chinese research chemicals to evade CIAniggers repeatedly

umm no im afraid not

was probably just a prank

unbelievable

no, it's a method pretty well known here that extortionists do to steal money from you, they also do the "you won a coupon of a million pesos, now gimme your credit card number" bullshit
nobody believes those things now but old people and really ignorant ones

someone use this for the next thread

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yeah, I agree with you. it's specially weird when there are girls involved, it's unsettling if not cringy. I'm enjoying it overall, specially the world-related stuff, it's not a Lotr but I wasn't expecting that anyways. the way magic works is specially refreshing, but I think that could be on my autismo for phantasy of and well defined rules, similar to how clear Hunter x Hunter is about the way Ben works. it makes me want to play a game or an RPG in which I may bind objects, much like HxH does as well

w-what if someone called and asked what your favorite horror movie was?

pretty neat image i must say

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phantasy with well defined rules*