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ty user

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Apparently it's Irish

deary me

Saw lots of cops gathered at some place on the way home. Wonder what happened

it is the creature that lurks in the depths of the peterborough tesco

why aren't you in jail?

something to do with the bloke being hit by a train yesterday?

Don't know. Thought that was a suicide but police haven't confirmed it yet

it was me sorry

Have they revoked your license to drive trains in New Zealand?

AAAHAHAHA
IMA UHHH
UHHH UFF UFF UNNNN
UHH
IMMA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>/brit/
>only two britposts in the entire thread and one of them is made by amer

JF's really do own the night

The eighteenth century owed its unpopularity largely to its Frenchness. Anti-French feeling among most ex-soldiers amounted almost to an obsession. Edmund, shaking with nerves, used to say at this time: "No more wars for me at any price! Except against the French. If ever there is a war against them, I'll go like a shot." Pro-German feeling had been increasing. With the war over and the German armies beaten, we could give the German soldier credit for being the most efficient fighting man in Europe ... Some undergraduates even insisted that we had been fighting on the wrong side: our natural enemies were the French.

you alright mate?

is it doing something other than trying to be pretty?

Reckon I'll live past 100 years

Just chugging things along for you
Lots of Native Brits on the last few nights though

I was hoping it'd be the PS2 version

There’s a couple brits at my work. One of them described the time he wasted on a rabbit hole as “hours spent tapping about like a proverbial Shakespearean monkey”. Why do you talk like this

it desires to be seen in peterborough tesco once
when you see it, it sees your soul

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Why do japs have such nice fannies?

three plus four that's six in the ting and one for the journey back

it must have good soul vision then

The gf is a ginger and has a pretty one

I like asian fannies, they really are tighter than white girls fannies

believe it to be latent homosexuality or sexual repression

Hope I can get hard tonight. I need release

vile ape

you should ease up on your willy there mate, youre beating it senseless literally

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I haven't jerked off in like four days because I haven't been able to get hard from looking at porn

Because I'm innocent

that's not good

The average New Zealander, ladies and gentlemen

hours spent tapping away at yourself like the proverbial shakespearian monkey!

innocent is a loaded word

show us your willy then

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kek

Clearly you are from Cumbria.

could you perhaps clarify for me how exactly youre innocent of clandestinely recording people in private and vulnerable states of deshabille?

based calling out hypocrisy when he sees it poster

what is that shit

Redpill me on Cumbria

Big fan of this Irish lad's recent posts

Hedwig fetch me my broom! Hahaha

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>Hope I can get hard tonight. I need release

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girl sent an x
i sent one back
she stopped sending them
must have been a mistake

shit-taste

>txting
>girls

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got some kangaroo burgers from woolies
is the go just cook them super hot and fast?

footfucker

think so mate

Don't think i like you any more tbhwym

Emma Watson be a good girl and bend over and take it like a boss.

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alright, who here doesn't have this?

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used to send huge amounts of kisses to girls
start off at one and end up at 9
girls just arent worth talking to when theyre not going through puberty

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imagine not having it

not having it = wog

despicable nonce

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sick of bills wiping out 90% of my income
i bet boomers never had to live like this

Would love to see an Israeli-Iranian War with no direct American involvement

>capeshit

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looking at the pornhub bios of trending pornstars lads
>Just because his name is Rapid, doesn’t mean this young boy toy will rush you through a tour of his hot homo mouth and butthole. The only thing rapid about this dude is how quick cock-loving dudes will open wide to taste Johnny’s sausage, or how fast ball-humming men splooge their pants when they stretch open and peer into Johnny’s ass. Johnny is one dream-bottom of a submissive twink. Those boyish good looks just make men want to destroy his face with their salty testicle milk. He could be a prancing gay sailor flirting around for a buggering below deck, or he could be a burly, young construction worker stud needing to get screwed and drilled proper on a lunch break. Johnny fucks man-ass as if his star goes up with every thrust, and he doesn’t stop until he makes that ass gape so big, the cum will run right out. Johnny can also take some of the hardest homo pounding in the business, whether bent over like a bitch or on his back with his legs thrown over his head like an acrobatic sex monkey. We’re sure there are plenty of bitches who think Johnny Rapid is cute enough for a bang, but this guy stays 100% true to his ass-fiending homo fans. With that hard body and those Justin Bieber cute looks, Johnny is just such a natural target for brewing and steaming wads.

who the fuck writes this shit lmao

can you remember how PUMPED you were the first time you heard this?
every playthrough i get chills
youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

Choon lads: youtube.com/watch?v=X7UZeHvMYZA

would love to physically assault the finn

why

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just don't like him

Hope this person is female because I want to smell her braps.

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WAILED at this post

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now, contaaaaagion
i exhaaale youuuuuuu

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wonder if there will be a day in the future when half the population is gay, the other half is straight. we've eradicated disease and other forms of mass human extinction, so malthus' rule must still apply somehow

*teleports behind you*

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There will never be a day when half the population is gay. Right now we're at like 4 or 5% and I'd say that's the ceiling for it.

morning lads
*throws my legs over my head like an acrobatic sex monkey*

This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the catalogue waiting to respond to the OP first. I never get yous on this site no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. What if I have something constructive and/or informative to say, but can't, because of assholes like you that have no decency or respect for others? Imagine getting off to taking that opportunity away from someone. I'm not even going to try to get through to you retards, because it's the same thing no matter what board I'm on. Enjoy your "fpbp" responses, because that's literally all you have in your miserable fucking life. Fuck you, seriously.

I would give my next two furure gfs for this

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that was worth posting

based

mad that pewdiepie, a millionaire that could live literally anywhere in the world, chooses brighton
what's he playing at

youtube.com/watch?v=jeMRYH4AvzU

tune

what's that pink stuff

horseradish

want to cook my kangaroo burger but roomate/rentberg is sleeping on the couch and i may be obligated to offer to make him one

i reckon he's getting bummed

want to cook my kangaroo