/cum/

its a theory

ok im done looking
i only found 2 houses that weren't cramped dilapidating boxes built in the 40's and never renovated by their boomer owners, and they ended up being only slightly cheaper than cali
you can keep manchester all to yourself bro

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id rather die in manchester then live in san diego

I have never been to California.

Pretty different for me. Whenever I actually fall for a bih and then we break it off, I can hardly stand anyone who looks or acts like them, then go for something entirely new once I’ve emotionally moved on

My head won't shut off and i can't sleep. I know if i do in this state I'll definitely wake up to a bad dream.

Thinking about making coffee and just listening to more music.

san diego isn't in OC but alright bud

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i've never had a gf or crush in my life

You're already asleep

it's the best part of cali

I always pray that I'm really sleeping and I'll wake up in my bed 1 year ago and realise i didn't actually ruin my life hahah.

Nah, no dream can be as bad as my life.

ok sure dude whatever you say

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can smell the seethe from here

It can't be that bad. Just seek out new experiences.

do canadians really?

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lads

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>muh "seeking out new experiences"
Are you a woman? Or just easily marketed to?

A daring synthesis

Cant wait for tims new video ahah lads

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where tha hoes at

G'day mates, what's the good word

Want some hospital videos

Sex

Poo

And nigger

Petrichor

>are canadians easily able to convert back and forth in their head
yes we are. also yes that chart is just natural most of the time, comes with use, just like if you started to use the metric system for everything it would become natural

hsha alright mate me ol mucka

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sucking a nigger

yeah love a bit of sex

wee comes from willies
poo comes from bums
babies come from fannies after willies do cums

>>are canadians easily able to convert back and forth in their head
Imagine having to convert and not just knowing both pounds and kilos intrinsically

Sorry is this /cum/ or /brit/

bullshit, you don't "convert" shit, you just know what 6'2" means as well as what 15KM is.

I want a British gf

this is /brit/ now

Me? Yep, gay alien

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willy in the fanny
willy in the arse
willy on the willy
thats just silly

How is this product supposed to be used legally

aha yeah that's right mate wahey

look at all these (You)s, very flattered

Haha so me and the pet rock did some ket last

also met some girl on tinder

gonna shag here later haha

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

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post choons mate
your musical taste is absolutely unimpeachable

Yanks are nonces alri

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youtu.be/oag0-6Ur5e4

Very banal

what has this got to do with american culture?

Hello lads, hope you're all well

messaging the 36 year old schizophrenic gf now lads reckon i'm going to shag her

I want to suck a fart from Maisie Williams’s anus.

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me no likey dis

Her head is too big

is it true they dont have urinals in the UK because everybody sits when they pee

ahaha onya finlad

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haha yes lad got some bangers here for you

youtube.com/watch?v=8OJ01psE6wc

me and the pet rock have been smashing this out recently

and a bit of md too aha

She's really average as far as actors go

Worse, they have troughs. Like the shit pigs eat from.

oi that is a tune though even if he was a nonce

what has this got to do with American culture?

haha that's bonzer mate

gagging for a piss

hey yall its me, the good brit
im not like those other dinguses, i fit in just fine here
word, niggas!

ayo so you finna be saying

finna wazza post sumn

ate a late night snack lads

Glad everyone's having a good time as it were
What's on the agenda fellas?

...

at least we dont use stones...

i do admit i am more comfortable with 6'2" than the equivalent height in cm but eh 2.54cm/inch, not that hard mathlet.
15km is 15km, just under 10miles, 1mile = 1.6km. also our entire province was surveyed in based on square miles so yeah distances are eh.

i dunno its taxed though so you can chug it if you wish. food safe bb.

rooting your mum haha jks jks...

Classic Finlad aye guys

>brits just sit around and talk about americans all day in their general

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Bed time for me

cillit bang

BANG and the dirt is gone

HEYA COWBOYS, ITS YA BOI BRITYANK. HOW WE DOING FELLAS! YEAH TOTALLY BROS KEEPING ROCKING
U S A YOOO

ahaha nice, very cheeky

Although here I believe the correct term is 'mom'

hey send some ket my way bud, gotta make do with this chinese substitute, lasts longer, but not as potent.

hmmm

fuck outta here dingwads! leave offa the americans. theyre based as a dang bagel ya hear?

So brexit yeah is that a thing still

Goodnight mate

dude frick off or i'm gonna tell mom and she'll freak

SHUT IT DOWN

erm so yeah stop blogposting guys, let me tell you about philosophy

oh no what will soyjack do if someone steals his job of making early news?

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new

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fug off

bit late for that mate