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Dear Jow Forums,
have you ever seen this cow before?
It's the Milka cow.

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my teeth hurt just by looking at this

Ja, ich mag die Schokolade

I love this chocolate

WTF you have Milka in NEW ZEALAND??

Aah yes, the only brand of chocolate to call it's chocolate "dark" at 40% cacao.

It's everywhere

Tasty and inexpensive. I like it, specially the hazelnut one.

They lost their soul the day Suchard left my town.

This shit should be illegal, it’s too tasty

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I've never seen, but I know “chips a hoy”.
Chips a hoy helped us when I was a uni student.

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yes i have

I bought a lot of Milka at the supermarket when I traveled to Germany.
I love it because it has a different sweetness from Japanese chocolate and is delicious!

this cow looks like it's full of milk

yes but milka cholocate is shit
fazer is so much better

Milka is chocolate for lowlives who think they are middle class

t. Upper class

yeah i bought a bar of milka last week and it had NO ENGLISH on it at all, what the fuck? It had shit like hungarian and greek but no english. Got to be some EU passive aggressive thing

was zum fick bin ich lesend

Best chocolate for me Clive. And I've had fancier brands but even they don't compare.
Milkinis > all

Lindt is better tbqh

yes. really shitty chocolate, pure fat and sugar

This one is better

A bar of milka in Mexico costs around 4 USD, which is expensive considering that other chocolate bars cost less than 1 USD

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Ja

>Clive
wot

It's an /sp/ thing friend

post pic

Of what

I even did a picture with it when I was a kid it visited my local Migros

bullshit

It's true but it was just a painted cow it's not like it exists for real

Hohol diaspora.

have you ever tried pic related? is it good?

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no, i went to switzerland
and all cows were brown!

This is breddy gud imo

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This is surprisingly good.

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You don't like it?

Living in Mexico is not as bad as you'd think. At least Cancun is nice and everyone calls me "guerito" even though I'm not a blond guy (my hair is light brown)

Agreed

I've personally never seen Milka here =(. It's a shame since Cadbury brand "dairy milk chocolate" in NZ is absolute shit.

>used to see this chocolate everywhere when i was a kid
>doesn't seem to be anywhere these days
>makes me wonder if cadbury and nestle won some kind of franchise war in the 90s and have an oligopoly where i live now

WÜÜÜÜÜRG

Milka is the Hershey of Europe, absolute shiit

i like those huge ones becasue they have the most interessting flavors

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not surprising. milka makes kinder eggs so mabye theyre banned for the same reason as in the us?

I don't think we produce Milka anymore.

Oh. We have kinder eggs, just not the stuff getting posted ITT. But I swear it used to be around in the 80s/90s when I was a wee lad.

kinder eggs aren't banned in the US
you can buy them wtihout toy inside and with halves already seprated
the reason why they were illegal in the first place was the law that prohibited putting inedible things inside food and toy inside chocolate egg counts as non edible thing inside food
>thinking that ferrero would lose profits in the US aka one of the biggest counsmer markets in the world
they just got rid of the toy and kept halves seprate to avoid any further problems with seeling them

The US lifted that ban years ago. Cocoa has been pretty expensive for years now, chocolate producers won't sell their good into markets they don't deem profitable anymore.

Milka is so overrated, I hate continentals.

>Americans are so stupid that they'll eat the toy

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it's more about americans suing everything and everybody
if kinder egg with toy was allowed inside to be sold in the US sooner or later some child would choke after parent neglected them and then would sue ferrero and obviously win

it's more about us justice system than their stupidity

>Milka is so overrated, I hate continentals.
I take it you rather eat somali semen.

american tier post

>He gets upset that I insured his airport tax-free chocolate.

It was a throwback-joke from 2015, calm down.

>He hasn't outgrown supermarket chocolate
how does it feel to be mentally 12?

the safer smerimutt version is called kinder joy, euro version is kinder suprise

Yeah
Used to be my favorite as a kid, but nowadays it's way too sweet for me and the milky tones are too much. It tastes like they drop massive amounts of powdered milk into it. I prefer local Wedel.

DUDE
SHOVE OREO (tm)(R)(C) EVERYWHERE
LMAO

>It had shit like hungarian and greek but no english.
Oh boy
Do you're already getting second rate stuff intended for V4/EE EU cunts
Consider yourself second world, because that's how germs see you now apparently

I know I'm joking. It's funny how many stupid instructions they have to put on everything to avoid being sued. Here court would simply say you're a retard so it's your fault

i had oreo ice cream last week
it was way too sweet and i couldnt finish it

My local market discontinued a Romanian chocolate I liked and I'm pissed.

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i see it everyday

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I like only one with whole nuts.

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My mom's nickname is Milka

>was zum fick bin ich lesend
>what the fuck I'm reading
Ch-chips ahoy...is good for students,,,

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whats her full name?

no worries

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Khazar Milkers

what are the best ones? ive only had original and oreo so far

>what are the best ones?
for me it's this one

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Here is around 9 reais, about 2,20 USD

Chips ahoy

This one
Top Keks

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Milka is a good and affordable chocolate brand, I personally like the one with hazelnuts.

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No, it's not good, I don't like Russian chocolate. Maybe this one is good, but it's a bitter chocolate

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This except all chocolate.