>two international men walk in forest >they see a big deep well >they wonder how deep it is >they throw in a rock, listen, hear nothing >they throw in a bigger rock, listen, hear nothing >they carry the biggest rock they see to the well and topple it over the edge >they listen >they hear hoofs >they turn around, see a goat running towards them >the goat jumps in the well >moments later a farmer walks to them >have you seen my goat? >they say there was a goat who jumped in the well >farmer says no that is impossible, i tied him to a large rock
We have a ton of unfunny boomer jokes about the Russian, the Pole and the German but they're so painful that I can't be bothered to translate them for you.
its just innocent and simple humor. i assume all these guys like it because their english isnt good enough to share a more complicated joke and they felt good about understanding the goat joke
Kevin Reed
lol
Kevin Jackson
What did the coach say to American eating a double McBurger? -Wait!
A countless number of mathematicians walk into a bar....
Cameron Nguyen
>What do you call a nigger in the Ocean?
Salty Liquorice
Andrew Smith
FBI is doing a casting for a new superagent. The final contest is being held between a Russian, a Pole and a German. Their last task is to enter a room and shoot a person they know sitting on a chair without hesitation. The first one to enter is the German. He goes in and sees his mother-in-law: >No way, I'm not killing my mother-in-law, she's my wife's mom. He gets removed from the contest. The second one is the Russian. He sees his mother-in-law as well: >I don't like her but she's the grandma of my kids, I really shouldn't. He gets removed from the contest. The last one is the Pole. All that can be heard is a bunch of screams. After a while he runs out, tired: >Some retard loaded the gun with blanks, I had to use the chair to kill her.
>two Jow Forums woman are fishing >first they fish an old shoe >then they fish trousers >then they fish a jacket >suddenly one of them says 'there is a house beneath us!' Lmao
Christian Thomas
Why does hitler have no living child? Wrong train to grandma.
Jose Cooper
>I saw this huge and massive bird sitting on the porch today >Guess what he said?
CHHHEEEEEEEEEEEPPP
Isaac Wood
okay, this is the dark soviet era humour anyone can come to appreciate
>what does a swede do when hes cold? sits beside the fireplace >what does a swede do when hes really cold? starts fire in the fireplace
Jordan Rodriguez
>BANG >BANG >CRASH >home invader breaking in to rape and kill my family >grab my trusty smart gun from my bedside >slide to unlock on the built-in touchscreen a couple times until it works >type in my PIN on the keypad >mistyped it >fuck >password reset in process >reconnect smart gun to my Facebook account >look down the barrel for retinal scan (it's OK, because the gun is smart) >hear the intruder downstairs, he's broken in >Siri asks for voice confirmation by having me say "The Second Amendment means that the people have the right to keep and bear arms in a state militia." >repeat it >"I'm sorry, I had trouble understanding you. Can you say it again?" >say it louder this time >"Thank you, your new smart gun will be activated soon. Waiting for server... signal lost." >wave the gun around the bedroom until I get good service and it finishes registering >hear kids screaming in the background >"I'm sorry, your current geolocation is not at a federally approved firing range. If your life is currently in danger, please press one. Para espanol, oprima numero dos." >press one, get auto-enrolled in a payment plan for "emergency firearm use fee" >thug bursts through the bedroom door >quickly point the smart gun at him >FUCK >he's black >the smart gun's computer vision disallows firing on targets with more melanin than the owner >system puts me in a queue to get manual human override from a remote government office >the thug raises his own old-fashioned gun >doesn't even look like it has social media integration built into it >"all of our agents are currently busy, your estimated wait time is... 40... minutes... your life is important to us, please hold" >BANG
