Romania

>tfw 18cm length and 15 cm girth
Feels based and redpilled tbqh

Lucky nigga

Unless someone took the time to measure everybody's dicks, I'd say we're the only honest people in Europe.

>19cm
Feels good

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Virgin. It's painful for the girl to take anything bigger than 16 cm. What's so lucky about having a dick that hurts your women?

HUNGary

Dicklet cope and even if it was true what's wrong with that

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Cope

>tfw my dick is bigger than average
pic related

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This, I have a 16cm dick (never got to use yet because I am an anxious faggot) but I couldnt give a fuck if it hurts the girl, girls like pain anyway you faggot. Ask any girl and they say they like rough sex.

My dick is 13cm which means it would be average in Finland. Should I move to Finland?

>dicklet
Perhaps (mine is 15 cm), but at least I have sex on a daily basis. What's even the point of having a dick if the only thing you do with it is basically pissing and jerking off?

15cm bone pressed? HAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

Well. I have a wife and a kid on the way,

Lmao at this incel. "Rough sex" is when you slap your girl, chocke her, block her wrists and so on, and not actually make her suffer.

>Bone pressed
OH NONONONONONO

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>incel
Seethe harder nigga, youre getting cucked on the side.

>~15cm dick
>i'm still ugly as sin
a-at least im larger than average

But it's true bruh. You're probably still a young man, you're probably not ugly as fuck, you're not disabeled in a physical way, you likely have a home\place to fuck and you're not a complete failrue YET you're still a virgin.

You can tell which countries are measured and which are self-reported

I have a 10 cm dick its honestly so bad. It’s basically impossible for me to have a relationship with a girl

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Jelq

Yeah, because I am 21, I was socially isolated as a kid, still live with my parents because of rent in Dublin that is higher than Tokyo or Singapore and I have issues with intimacy and anxiety. You may be able to fuck girls with your mother in the next room when your walls are paper thin but that aint for me. I can abstain from coochie for a year or two.

Not true, just find some small girl, if she's 155-162 cm it would perfectly fits, really. Just lurk some amature porn, there is thousands of dickelts with gfs

That doesnt work and all it does is fuck your dick up. If jelqing actually worked, EVERYONE would be doing it.

>some small girl, if she's 155-162 cm
(But she must be over 18 years yeah kinda fixed)

Lol I’ve been with a girl it was a terrible experience
Now the mere thought of intimacy scares me

Everyone is don't it secretly

tiny girls are the biggest size queens of them all

Woah

They're not lying about about Ireland, boys here are so tiny, i'm moving to western or southern europe

Cunt with small wewe males- ugly womans
Cunt with big wewe males- pretty womans
1/1 correlation

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Yeah but then when you have an actual average sized cock for the rest of the world, you are a giant here. It doesnt matter anyway, Irish girls are shit in bed. Dead fish who dont even shave their cunts and only have sex if it means they can blackmail you down the road. Cunts.

Go to Iceland they're hung

1 am like you

Correct.
Find a tall woman,usually no one hits on them and they are incredibly insecure

I refuse to believe that the average dick is so small. T. 19.5/17

The wonders of being an Irish Zoomer. I am fucking off to Australia in 2021 when I am eligible for a career break. Make some money over there and have a career to fall back on if things go tits up. At least over there I can live by myself and the girls arent total fucking prudes.

Italy, that's where all the bongs and we amerimutts already go because......
>italianjocks.blog

>and the girls arent total fucking prudes.
for real? I really imagined irish girls would be cool

>"Rough sex" is when you slap your girl, chocke her, block her wrists and so on, and not actually make her suffer

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Maybe they're talking flaccid size?

It is fucking odd lad. On the one hand, they dress like sluts and get shitfaced drunk every single weekend. But they will flat out REFUSE to do hookups or casual sex. The most you will get out of them is if you are in a nightclub, you start dancing with one, finger her in a corner and then bring her out to an alleyway where she will give you a laughably bad blowjob. Most will refuse to get in a Taxi with you to go back to your gaff because they are terrified you will rape them. Even if they did, they would want all 4 of their friends to be present in the room watching to safeguard her (that was a joke but I wouldnt be surprised).
If you are in a nightclub here, she will be in a group of about 6 girls MINIMUM and wont even speak to you unless you impress all of her friends and act like a lolcow for them. Its all about the craic sure.
Outside of nightclubs, Irish girls very rarely have sex on the first date, if they even go on dates at all. Dating culture is very rare here. Most couples just meet through mutual friends or an activity. Even if you do go on a date, she will refuse to have sex until like the third date after you have been introduced to her entire extended family.
Its like this weird hybrid of them acting like sluts but still acting traditionally and wanting an old style, committed relationship. Aside from all that, it is all beating around the bush just so you can have some pretty crappy sex. They are shite in bed because they never fucking put out. Even if you coax one into shagging you, you will be blackmailed into buying her shit or doing shit with her. It is a breath of fresh air when I meet a non-Irish girl. They are pretty honest and dont do the whole beating around the bush shite. Thats my personal experience anyway

just unloaded here didnt ya
come across as a bit frustrated

>irish girls are prudes
>alleyway blowjobs
stop reading, don't bother replying

Nothing, it probably was just unsourced, just like the iceland one, they've never had such a study and it damn sure isn't 6.5 lol

Believe me I am pal. Irish girls do my fucking head in. Absolute headwreckers. Headed to Tokyo in November to get some gook coochie.

They are prudes in the sense that the ONLY time you can get ANYTHING out of them is if they are blacked out drunk. If you want to have actual safe sex with them, you have to be in a committed relationship and spend time with her family, meet the ma and da, spend like every hour of free time watching Netflix with her, all just so she will lay on her back once every 2 weeks and let you go at it.
Plus, the buildup to getting a shite blowie is you have to be the class clown for her entire friends group and impress them so they even let you take her to the alley behind the chipper.

obviously anecdotal, but Im genuinely sad to hear that, m8

Of course its anecdotal, I dont have a peer reviewed study as to the sexual habits of Irish women aged 18-30, all youre gonna get is anecdotes here. Irish girls are great if you want someone who you can be in a committed relationship with where you spend almost every waking hour of every day interacting with her and giving her attention. If you want something casual, look elsewhere. My problem is I just want to casually mess about, but Irish girls dont really do casual.

Is it a religion thing?

they couldn't even measure latvija and lietuva

Sort of. As I said, it is a weird mishmash. We are stuck between a traditional and modern mindset. On the one hand, young Irish women go to music festivals dressed up as prostitutes, wearing tape on their nipples and shit. They also go on nights out in the most revealing clothing possible. So by doing this, you would think they would be open about their sexuality and be okay with being open and honest about sex. Yet, despite dressing like whores and getting shitfaced drunk every weekend, they very rarely actually have sex or engage in a hookup. Irish girls slut shame each other mercilessly. So if you have sex with a lad you just met or on the first date, and your mates find out, youre a slapper and a whore. Thats why if they ever do hook up with a lad, they do it in secrecy like they are in a spy film or some shite. Even when you do manage to miraculously hook up, the sex is shite because they never have it.
So they go around and want to act like liberated feminist American women, yet at the same time they dont actually engage in casual sex or hookups. They want to behave like whores in most senses, but then they want a lad to be utterly loyal to them, exclusively date them, spend almost every waking hour with them, meet their entire family etc. Its weird. Its like we are caught between two worlds and they cant decide what they want. At least an American girl will just tell me she wants to have sex and that is that. She doesnt beat around the bush for 4 dates and want me to meet her Ma and Da before I can shag her like.

tl;dr: they want to outwardly act like whores, but also to be respected as fair and respectable maidens.

probably not dicklets just malnourished boomers during communist times who had growth deficiencies and are like 160cm tall now bringing the average down
younger generations are much taller so we also have bigger dicks

No study has been able to conclusively link penis size to height or race.

No wonder we got so many Celtic women back in the day

i meant it has to be proportional right?
some 190 lanklet cant have a 10cm dick

Uh yes they can, infact most of the largest pornstars are manlets. Ron Jeremy was a manlet. James Deen is a manlet too. Chris Diamond also a manlet. Shane diesel is a manlet. Penis size is mostly connected to DHT levels in the womb, and during puberty. Not how tall you are. It's as bullshit as "big feet = big dick".

It isnt. There are plenty of 6ft4 dudes with 3inch dicks and there are plenty of 5ft6 dudes with 7inch dicks. The genes that control height have not been shown to control penis size.

>But they will flat out REFUSE to do hookups or casual sex.
Only with Irish boys. When it's big ICE BÚLLS Irish women trip over themselves to serve their natural masters.

Adding onto this, American user is correct. There have been no real indicators that show penis size is correlated to the size of any other body part. There was one study that showed a weak possible correlation between the length of your index finger and the length of your penis, as both can be influenced by DHT levels in the womb, but the link was pretty weak. Take solace in the fact that even if you are a manlet, you have a pretty good chance of having a bigger dick than a lanklet.
t. 173cm malet with a 6.3 inch dick.

You cunts took all of our good women and left us with the shitty ones. Its actually interesting, I read a theory that the Norse would raid a town, take the best looking Irish women and then bring them back to Iceland and Scandinavia. That is why Scandinavians are on average considered so attractive, because you cunts took natural selection into your own hands

i'm 6'4 and muh dick is 5inches. looks so small on my frame lmao

>penis escape are huge
hmm?

this would be hilarious if true

Idk how to measure muh dick so i just use the toilet roll method

This is true actually, it's estimated that the Y-chromosomal DNA of Iceland/the Faroes is 70-80% Norse, while the X-chromosomal DNA is 70-80% Gaelic.

there was a tall canadian user that posted his microdick

I meant its because your penis is huge
Typing while not looking is bad

i am 200cm and my penis is up to 21cm on good erection

Mm

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kill juden

Yeah in terms of genetics, the maternal haplogroup of most Icelandic women can be traced back to Ireland. That means that most of the ancestors on their maternal line were Irish. Dont worry though, I am headed to the Faroe Islands soon to retake what is rightfully mine.

>to retake what is rightfully mine.
Faroese cock?

Yes. And also poosi

No that's not it, people exaggerate their good looks based on how blonde they are. Nothing else. On average they're really not much different than the rest of North Europeans, their rep is based largely on how blonde they are. Same reason poltards weirdly care so much about their "destruction", because muh blondes.

Huh? the only people who put scandis on a pedestal are bongs on the internet. Nobody else really hypes them up. Most countries internationally don't even vote for them when asked about attractive countries. Even the Asians who are supposed to be white obsessed, never even mention Nordic nations when asked about Handsome countries.

youtu.be/nDojwDqfrBI

Hilariously enough what they do mention, are countries people on Jow Forums bash the most. Britain, Germany, Italy, France etc.

This, Nordic nations are moreso glorified by white nationalist than anyone else.

they're pretty attractive man, being exotic is a part of ones attractiveness
swedes are probably the best looking people honestly

I cope by READING THE SOURCES AND SEEING THEY ARE ALL BS
especially the Hungarian one that is self reported form a site with "monkey" in its name

Nationalist and gay incels basically. Ironically, people bash the russians and baltics for looking mongoloid, but the same features are seen within scandinavians.

>16cm dick
>still feels like micropenis

I blame porn

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Speak for yourself you fucking cunt I'm 167cm tall and have a small dick.

>exotic
>a look that is also found in all of northwestern europe
These can literally pass for bongs Should be noted that not a single one of the highest paid models in the world, neither male or female, are scandis.

Same here bro. Though once you realise that it is mostly the same male actors each time, that the average height of a male pornstar is like 5ft7 and they have 6-7 inch dicks at most and they use perspective tricks etc to make em look 8-9 inches, you sort of feel better.

i am talking from experience, almost all british people i've met were ugly and some swedes i met and danes were model tier but pass as above average in scandinavia
you're just coping dude

No study was made on the height, IQ or penis size in Romania
Post them if you say it happened

>the I saw it claim
Everytime

Tfw 24 cm and 20 cm girth

Bringing the average up by like a cm, so it's actually worse in Romania