AOC edition.
/cum/
Luke Rodriguez
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Chase Reed
>Is that some fucking amazon meme? Or people shitting because of sorbitol?
It's legit. I once bought a pack of jelly bean (different brand / different packaging).
I picked a wrong one. The sugar-free kind. But here comes the catch: they replaced sugar with fructose.
If you eat more than few and don't chew them completely then you are very likely toupset your bowels and it'll highly likely end with explosive diarrhea.
> All hell broke loose inside me, a sudden headache, my skin began to perspire and something tore around in my abdomen with force enough to make me latch onto my couch with both hands and let out a sheer cry that sent my dog retreating into the bedroom, she probably knew the battle was already lost. I tried to make for the bathroom but the pressure was so intense I had to wait it out on the couch until a lapse in the gut-busting occurred and I regained control of my muscles. It took only moments before the volcano Mt Anus had blown its top. The air quickly turned poisonous from the methane and sulfuric fumes that spewed forth. Violence and terror are understatements of what happened for the next 45 minutes. I sustained 3rd degree burns from contact with the lava that flowed abruptly from my bowels, my blood pressure was at record levels, and my body mass was reduced by 4 lbs. After ample ventilation of the crime scene I quickly took a shower and changed clothes because the powerful fumes had soaked through the fabric and into the skin. I almost had a mental breakdown in the shower after realizing those little gummy bears had nearly defeated such a man that I thought I was. I can now hardly bare to look forward through the night-terrors and PTSD that will come of this horrid event. . .
Zachary Perez
Heard this guy speak and he sounds like a stereotypical gay man
Josiah Carter
Damn, AOC looks like THAT? Humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina AAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
William Phillips
Don't take our filth away by Duck. Little brother, duck!
Math-rocky dudes from oregon. I pre-ordered this after loving their first album. Was a bit let down, but still pretty darn good with some nice twinkly noodly bits.
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Joshua Fisher
She looks like eddy murphy sounds.
Kevin Bailey
anyone got dark humor pics
Julian Stewart
Samuel Jones
oldie but goodie
keep em cum ing
Carson King
Samuel Stewart
Just fry the goddamn onions on olive oil you fuck
Kayden Stewart
Need to get this physique
Aaron Scott
?
It looks like a candy dipped apple.
Its to trick children on Halloween.
Aaron Cox
It's a trap!
Matthew Ramirez
Candies are irrelevant, you can go from house to house and just rape everyone. Saves a lot of time.
Jack Stewart
>this physique
Sebastian Foster
so he's a muscle bottom
nice to know
Asher Ortiz
How do typical stereotypical gays sound? Care to share a vocaroo link
Ryder Green
I recognise that bulge...
Liam Lee
I actually tried, vocaroo won't accept the mp3 i recorded of my voice. It's terrible on a phone.
Liam Rodriguez
you can always record yourself again you know
not a big deal
Sebastian Jenkins
I tried 4x. I can't record on the site right from mic input and i cant upload an mp3 or a .wav
Joshua Watson
Link in the image. It really doesn't want me to post this.
Jackson James
heh. Phonepost hero
Eli Bailey
Just gave my second professional piano lesson.
Hudson Young
Teach me over skype, but for free.
Think i talked to you before, i had mentioned learning with mikrokosmos by bartok.
Jack Roberts
Back from nappy, still real tired. gonna need some strong covfefe
Ethan Flores
>covfefe
You need some strong presidential tweets?
Isaac Cooper
THREAD'S THEME:
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Evan Sullivan
learnt the difference between states and provinces
the south will rise again
Michael Lewis
here's this little song dedicated to you :3
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Elijah Davis
you offering?
Charles Smith
cringe
Luke Bailey
Wish i knew someone who would go camping with me for 2-3 weeks and help me detox. Too noided and poor to try rehab.
Justin Torres
I actually just hate her personality. She isn't traditionally beautiful, but has a bit of a lusty librarian look about her.
Jonathan Young
This hurricane is probably gonna knock my power out. Boomer dad is absolutely terrified lmao
Jaxson Edwards
i just want pumpkin spice cheerios back
Ethan Gutierrez
aren't you afraid of the hurricane? i would
>pumpkin spice cheerios
sounds gross desu
Jose Rogers
Unless a tree literally falls onto my apartment I'll be fine
Julian Allen
I can do that. I'll make an anonymous skype account when I can and I'll stay in these threads.
Brody Parker
cuz youre a landlubber
those motherfuckers in the caribbean have been living there for hundreds of years and a hurricane has never stopped them
Easton Ward
Thinking about returning the chair
Easton Gomez
Don't forget the condom
Eli Clark
Parker Evans
Couldn't find the same serkin version on youtube, but here is ピアノ四重奏曲第1番 by ヴォルフガング アマデウス モーツァルト
You're and angel, this ones for you
Camden Johnson
Ian Reyes
she didnt even try to push him away
That's what happens when you give kids smartphones, but she was too hot not to rape.
Aiden Parker
Mexicans,
Do you think Google translate works well for basic english to Spanish translations?
Gabriel Wood
i could beat up everyone in this thread
Gabriel Kelly
No
William Richardson
>i could beat up everyone in this thread
Jordan Roberts
how would i know
Benjamin Richardson
>Actor Brad Pitt was born William Bradley Pitt on December 18, 1963, in Shawnee, Oklahoma. His nationality is American and ethnicity is mixed(English, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, German, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, , Dutch, and French)
uh oh looks like you shot yourself in the foot there
now hold still this wont hurt for long
Thomas Morgan
oh, but something's always wrong
Dulcinea by Toad the Wet Sprocket
A pretty mellow, yet emotive album. They have such a great sound that to me just screams 90s, really lush guitar, clean with great production, and glen phillips has a nice voice. Like a kid who used sing in a hardcore band, but switched to alt rock.
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Jordan Adams
the picture of the day
Jeremiah Sanchez
he dead?
Matthew Nguyen
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lolbertarians
Jackson Cook
downstairs neighbors are home smoking weed in the morning and slamming doors again
Josiah Hill
in which US state can i find girls that look like this?
Christopher Thompson
Any
Tyler Rodriguez
no he was hiding to play a joke on his mom but she didn't noticed it and the kid fell a sleep then the mom got scared because she couldn't find him
Lucas Hill
your neighbors are downstairs dabbin on that dank shit, slamming doors, and having the time of their little lives.
What are you doing even doing with yourself man, get a grip.
Tyler King
About 10 years too late desu
Elijah Cruz
The midwest, and rust belt circa 2006
Dominic Sullivan
you wouldn't hit a cute girl like me would you ;3
Alexander Moore
>time of their little lives
if they were really having a good time why would they slam doors. i only slam doors when i'm mad also why do they need marijuana in the morning to cope
Joseph Murphy
They still exist but they dress differently and listen to in love with a ghost
Carson Murphy
The marijuana is to coax open your third eye. Slamming doors is just a good time, fuck wood lol.
Nicholas Cox
Been back at uni for 2 days and I haven't gotten laid yet, what gives?!
Gabriel Walker
do they still have bangs and eyeliner?
Joshua Morales
you're ugly and offputting
Daniel Gonzalez
take a shower
Jace Richardson
Nah you gotta find an art hoe lite for that
Brandon Harris
probably because you're creepy and uncharismatic like joe biden.
Matthew Evans
I didn't have time to shower this morning so I just washed my feet in the sink
Ethan Flores
disgusting
Oliver Stewart
weird
Connor Flores
fug :(
William Howard
Didn't ask for your opinion, I'll take a pack of newport menthols
I got made fun of freshman year for having really stinky feel in class so I had to buy a foot cleaning floor sink for my appartment. Thankfully I live alone
Jack Johnson
You didnt do wudu before fajr?
Juan Garcia
my opinion IS always guaranteed
>buying a sink
>not buying just some powder or new shoes
guess you're not the smartest cookie in the box
shoo muslim shoo
Matthew Cox
Logan Cox
I'm going to start cat calling
Landon Adams
rude
Eli Taylor
I think my bread's autistic :(
Noah Hernandez
for what purpose?
Samuel Sanchez
hello
yes hello
Gavin Bennett
GAY BARS ARE GAY?!!
Austin Stewart
Just bought this from an Irish flag salesman
Ayden Gray
based af
now they need to recognize the us military as an international terrorist organization
Landon Wright
Wypipo live in the bahamas
Jason Miller
Getting laid and having my digits end in 83
Jordan Carter
yes
i read that abaco island is 50% white
Charles Torres
theres lots in the Abacos
Jaxson Evans
you do know how to use an abaco, right, /cum/?
Isaac Reed
>national rifle association
why does that even exist? is an association for that necessary?
Carson Stewart
sucking a golf ball
Hunter Stewart
why?
Josiah Turner