Americans, what gifts do you plan to give your boss this year?

I'm getting my boss an iPhone XR. He's always complaining that he hates his phone and it's always messing stuff up and it's the least I could do. Our policy at work is that while overtime isn't paid, for every hour you work, you get an hour of unpaid vacation and he was very generous and gave me lots of overtime when my mother was in the hospital so I could spend more time with her.

>iPhone XR
Yikes

My presence is my present :^)

ONE phone? When he's so generous? That's a bit cheap, man.

Is this satire?

Based entitled zoomer.

Can't believe this is actually real.
Had to google it and it actually is. How cucked can a country be?

>Strengthening the bond of servitude
Why don't we officially call it slavery again?

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How can one country be so fucking cucked lmao

>no bread? eat cake bro

never heard of this

Because it's a meme. "Bond of servitude" should be enough of an hint.

But it's not just Google it

Oh fuck me, it is real! What the fucking kanker.

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>strengthening the bond of servitude

I gave him .223 bullet that I engraved with his name on it

Based American

>tfw this is real
Holy fuck I am so glad I'm leaving this country.

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where are you going?

>tfw that's your birthday and you're the one that receives the gifts
does this make me an honorary boss?

Right now the Netherlands, though the chance of moving to Finland remains open.

pretty sure it's an astroturf and no one actually celebrates it but still

cool, have fun!

>bond of servitude
I'd laugh at the burgers but this is just too sad

first i've heard of it. foreigners know more about american "holidays" than americans. utter obsession

>first i've heard of it. foreigners know more about american "holidays" than americans. utter obsession

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we shouldn’t laugh at this because like any other american tradition, it finds its way to europe and europeans make it 10x worse with our hivemind mentality

Labor Day is a commie holiday and needs to be thrown out. My boss is the best person I know, fuck those faggots who want to raise minimum wage that work at a McDonald’s

let me dip into my french meme folder. wait nobody makes those because nobody gives a shit about france

You're joking but your country is full of people like this

*dip into mayonaise instead*

>it's real
lmao

>gets locked in a factory as the owner sets it on fire while burning excess goods
Thank you master.

t. Michael Scott