/brit/

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YEAH?

Lads, this nonce
has been posting CP on /b/. He's clearly unwell and needs help. His friends and family should be informed and then the police.

Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

me with the sign

yeah

WHERE
IS
MY
LIBIDO

p u s s i o

the day's 'fit

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Must be off his nut lurking the thread non stop

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kill yourself sick nonce

The difference is it's the Tories themselves who are doing the damage rather than Corbyn.

1970s Labour weren't particularly brillian either tbf.

JUNIOR

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dogshit on so many levels

Get help, lad. Being a nonce is a disease.

just killed my eagle

just finished lifting weights in the old home gymnasium

it's the janitor secretly managing /brit/ threads

wish I could be naked in the gym and play my own music

for me, it's jim callaghan

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In the clinic
Nurse won't tell me how long I should wait
Chastised me for not being quiet like the others
Only just noticed that there are a half dozen lads been sat in the corner this whole time
Must have been there before I arrived but I was here when the doors opened
Strange

i done a webm for you lad so you can stop wasting our bandwidth

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that's a fucking bloke as well ain't it ffs

shut the fuck up now

reckon it would be easy to build a home gym in yankland lad

are you going simply to get your cock touched by a nurse or do you have something?

ah right thanks

its the oxford bender you newfig

Got knob rot

got a case of the roman gay

only just started posting again after a hiatus where i briefly had a life, calm down

I actually like the whole going out and doing it aspect and then being partially in public while doing it
keeps me focused
maybe were I older and could be sure I wasn't moving in the next few years I do it, don't want to lug around gym shit

you are a pedo. fuck off

then don’t complain spastic seppo

Never once have I ever asked the benders of /brit/ what they think about my slagposts which makes me wonder why they are so compelled to (you) me with their terrible opinions

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Here I am then
The lad

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>a hiatus
ah right
so have you heard the news about tim byrne then?

moderately fit
needs a new haircut though

how'd you get it?
what's it like?

think youre better than us eh lad?

end of your career cunt

they're literally just here to tell strangers that they're bent
aren't many ways to do that off the back of pictures of girls, so they'll just complain (which conveniently lets everyone know they're bent)

no lad what's he up to these days? saw poleys become a tranny

face is begging to be punched

ah yes because you're posting a shittily dressed, fake tanned, makeup overdosed slag and we're saying that they're shit, you're getting upset and calling people gay since they obviously must be in your mind?
delusional freak

still waiting for this lsd to kick in desu

haha look at this video of zoey rapping

>42k views

normie freak

knees too smooth would not bang

Post it

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1168069367042465792
well he basically got sectioned because he was going very insane and was posting naked pictures of himself cumming onto the floor of his flat on twitter
he's not made a tweet or a video for a few days and someone checked on his flat and he wasn't in and the ocado people couldn't deliver because he's not in
spooky in a way
youtu.be/NrivMrZlZI4

>shittily dressed, fake tanned, makeup overdosed
that is literally what a slag is you melt, if you dont like slags then you are bent, simple as

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watch out for eagles

>there's british girl posters on this board
Holy fuck, I never thought about it o_ o

what a shit thread
going to the gym

calm down you insecure freak

aha what the fuck wasn't expecting the actual pictures off the twitter link, that's all escalated quite quickly then ffs hope he's alright

there's only two of us
and moni doesn't really count

a list of food that tastes better when it's cold:
1. pizza
2. lasagne
3. spagboll
more may be forthcoming

ice cream

pusy

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#
Theres a cool place in walthamstow that does north asian stuff like uyghur and Xinjiang food. Walthamstow is good for odd ethnic food, theres the william Morris pub which is a hub popular with the Caribbean community and it does really really nice jamaican food

Waheyy

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Tell me moar please. I want to know.

his name is amer

they're probably dosing him up on the drugs so yeah he'll probably be fine

Thoughts on girls that smoke or drink or have tats?

what a fun ride

there's not

>smoke
nah
>drink
socially
>tats
nah

just uttered the forbidden gamer word on the unitoil premises.

i'm just like you, but i have long sleek hair and soft skin and a hole where your willy is

Stokes heroics at Headingly will mean fuck all it seems.

Tats? don't care if its small and doesn't cover their body
Smoke? grim
Smoke weed? GRIM
Drink? Fine unless alcoholic

despise music videos that have like 20+ seconds of talking before the actual music starts

nobody gives a shit you inconsiderate arseholes

The real thing is never what you think it will be

I think you're a cumbrain and your posts are pollution.

all fine, unless they're marriage material in which i'd request they get of the cigarettes as i wouldn't want them to die before me

lads how much would you be a street cleaner for?
me? I'd do it for £35k a year

yeah me too desu

What do you do - working/studying, and how did you get here and why don't you leave this place?

this desu unless the tats are grim and uninspired (like 90% of them)

tbf i like licking up the melted remnants like a dirty little dog
read about the execution of the romanovs earlier
'pparently some lads fingered the tsarina's pussy after she was shot
grim isn't it

the girl I saw in Peterborough Tesco once actually came quite close

How do you know you could hack it?

smoke
grim af
tats
grim af
drink
ok if not drunk

>What do you do - working/studying
i'm at a desk in an office right now
>how did you get here
can't rightly remember. think i migrated to /brit/ from /sp/
>why don't you leave this place
don't want to

must smoke 20 a day
must get drunk every weekend
must have at least one visible tat

Ideally it's a girl that doesn't drink smoke or have tattoos but that's just me

Tattoos looks shite 9 times out of 10

went out with a girl for two and a half years who had a tattoo on her hand of her ex's name
it was fine