/brit/

whats your dick like homies
what are you into

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I see your incredibly low IQ has made it impossible for you to read basic English (the first language of Ireland)

Nothing strikes me with more anxiety than the idea that in any given thread there are JFs just lurking the threads, not posting but just observing.

SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARDS

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Have you suffered sever brain damage? this must be the third time you've posted the same thing

Pointless image

'ri

yeah ireland and that

showers nickname: the poney
i'm into mums on account of never having been loved by mine

mate, you're obsessed. if you don't like us, don't post here. simple as that.

Ah, the reduced cognitive function that comes with incredibly low IQ has also made it impossible to distinguish that there is more than one person calling you stupid.
It must be genuinely hard being borderline retarded and speaking with actual humans

>I didn't make the post

sure, retard

>tfw watching /brit/ seeth that brexit is gonna get cancelled
>tfw you realise that means no CANZUK

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a tale of three britains

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canzuk is a stupid idea

why does Canada have to get involved? Just shit yanks aren't they

Good. Fuck Canada. Only Australia and New Zealand are Anglo. Canadians are mutts like the Americans.

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Low cognitive ability would make it hard for you to distinguish between different posters. It's okay, you can believe it was me if it's easier for your tiny, baby potato brain to comprehend

GET EM BOYS

>I'd rather be dead in a ditch than ask for an extension
>is legally required to ask for an extension

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pointless post

>Corbyn's sacred of an election
It'd hold more water if he hadn't spent the last two years demanding one over the stupidest shit.

not really feeling it

how ya goin lads its anzuk day

yeah yeah, cope harder dumb dumb, take a primary school geography class it might help you understand

australia is irish

squat deadlift and clean day lads

fucking quads feel like rocks

Quite like Crash Course History ngl

Like a babys arm

i know boris is a charlatan but hes still an absolute hero
i reckon history will look on him with a great deal of polarity
*slings my hat on a peg and sits down*

mmm, giz a squeeze of your muscles. the name's aki btw. purple aki.

lass in front of me walking just too slowly

sucking a clementine

imitation is said to be the most sincere form of flattery. I'm not sure that I believe that so much as I believe it is the sign of a low IQ follower, such as an Irishman. Either way, cheers for adopting my arguing tactic after becoming cognitively overwhelmed

I dont think he likes being called purple aki

this man walks up to you in primark and offers to monitor your posture while you try something on. what do you do

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Canada has loads of land and resources and has the Queen as head of state so it both makes sense and is beneficial for us

fuck off

*opens the door with a thunderous creak*
*silently walks forward after a few beats, embarrassment at the unintentional noise still tingling, anxious at what those on the other side will think as they gaze in silence at the timber portal*
...oi
you lot want a cuppa

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Honestly lad just fuck off to eire where you'd at least fit in. Or better yet /eire/pol where you belong

the thrill of victory
and the agony of defeat

north west leeds smells like burning

I find it quite funny how it just utterly fucked over boris he really did not see that coming

>gonna post like a spastic now that'll show him

pathetic

Haha.

Who is going to cancel it?

are you really a woman or a "woman" post your ass

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yes im dave

Ah yes sandy oil and snow is very useful for us

Keep getting banned for saying the n word in /brit/
Must be a fat, sweaty hotpocket eating cunt posting here

stormzy

pretty embarrassing for bojo and docum that they got outmanouvred by fucking corbyn

poley's chance to shine here

But that's exactly what you just did. Try some pattern recognition exercises to increase your deductive ability. You might even knock your IQ up a few digits into the 90s

i am pictured here

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are you the ugly one?

Feel like watching a documentary while I eat my microwave pizza. Any recommendations?

>still at it

brilliant

youtube.com/watch?v=C8xCkNDad1I

when you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop

Again with the same post, brilliant.

every now and then i feel like my peen is particularly engorged so i quick whip out the tape measure and it's still the same size

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never had a gf with big chebs and im a boobs man

who took johnny

that one about the windies cricket team
Can't remember the name

how big lad

Tolkien describes Orcs explicitly in one of his Letters:

...they are (or were) squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types.[15]

poo

Yeah, I genuinely have nothing better to do for the next couple of hours. It would honestly be less fun if you were intelligent enough to understand.

Sounds like the Irish

Nothing but shit games on steam these days

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I’m not being funny but Irish posters are literally the intellectual heavyweights of /brit/. That’s just a fact.
We’re the only one’s to discuss philosophy, art, music, history, architecture, science (specifically race and IQ) and metapolitics.

>I genuinely have nothing better to do for the next couple of hours

you should probably look at a map for a start

slowed down a bit

6''x4.25''

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Agreed

I'm horny

Ha ha ha bitch

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Unlucky

youtu.be/9gLEzTwqUJk
a documentary about the building of the new (australian) parliament house
slow, comfy
(please support the australian documentary industry)

lmao, pencil dick

He is a homosexual orc

have you ever done the riverdance, lad?

shagrat

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>a documentary about the building of the new
sounds like a piss take

Let me see you shag

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three pretty girls just stood by my head and talked for a while
answered some questions on train schedules to them
living the shagger life

whats your head doing there

Why?