Who on Jow Forums is winning the most in life?
>take your dick length it inches
>multiply that by your net worth in US dollars
>divide the result by your age
>divide the result of that by how many hours a week you work (if zero skip this, figure an average if its variable)
>post it
Feel free to add context if it's interesting.
My result is 84 which makes me a loser by Jow Forums standards.
Also should say this, yes time spent investing and shit like that counts as hours worked.
I got 652 cuz of my neet inheritance money
37 :/
Manlets, will they ever learn...
12930.9444444
step aside mortals
523
736, dont know if i should be happy or sad here
I need to know if im going to make it, all i want is pic related
4780
1185
I'd be at 4000 though if my dick was 6" long.
About tree-fiddy
Wow. So many keks on here.
My result is 791,666.667
> $2.5mm net worth
> 9.5”
> 30 yo
> I’m a /Made it/ NEET so I only spend maybe 1 hour a week “working”
" is the symbol for inches, not centimeters.
Over 9000
825, but I can hit 1000 if I pull really hard.
>-492
>tfw when negative worth as human
I think a better formula is height in inches * dick length in inches * #of times you've had sex (do not skip if 0) * networth * bench press 1rm in lbs /age
35275.576
Correct. 9.5 inches. Are you such a micro penis cuck that you can’t believe someone has a 9.5”? That’s barely over average user.
-190
That's far too big user. Women don't want them that big. They want something they can fit in their mouth.
20ml you fkn wagies
I feel bad for you if you are trolling because who lies about their dick size on the internet.
I feel bad for you if you aren't trolling because with a dick smaller than that bitches can barely handle it up their ass so you aren't ever getting full penetration if at all.
8400 seems to put me in a good position
>7in
>30k net worth as 15k savings from last year, and probably 15k in stuff i own and crypto
>25 last week
>student, no work
the number seems too good for what i have
120000
2543
>5.85 in
>10k
>23
>student(0)
Pretty average all around, I’d say. Only started my actual career last year. First 5 yrs. after college was spent fucking bitches, traveling and partying.
>7”
>9,000 in Roth 401(k)
>29
>45 hrs. / wk
= 48.27 (No LARP)
Now rate your level of happiness on a scale of 1 to 10.
If wage cuck multiply.
If NEET divide. (To be a truely successful NEET you must be dead inside)
If wage cuck multiply that by your wage (dollar amount you make per hour).
If NEET multiply that by # of true friends + women you have slept with.
This oughtta level the playing field...
2166
Did you amass your fortune being a full time chef at wendy's?
I'm not going to measure my dick in retarded measurements.
1100-1500
4,772.72727272727
5,113.63636363636
sorry I left off half an inch
888.888888
Fuck you.
I work one second a day, I have a higher score than everyone here
466.66666
delet dis
176,000
I'm 29 and retired.
if I didnt work at all I would have a divide by zero error. I would be infinity. This is a dumb scale.
268.208
60000, stupid formula tho
149
I don't feel that rich though
I've got about 12.5k to my name and I'm 21, working about 24 hrs a week