Bad translation thread

post poorly translated signs and stuff

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They couldn't even spell fucking hello right, that's how hard they try

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:DDD

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UwU

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>トイレをきれいに使って頂きありがとうございます。
"Thank you for using the toilet in a clean fashion."
The translator just had some fun, I don't think it's really a bad translation.

This is a joke

干 always does wonders in a sign because it means "dried" as in 干货=dried food, but it also means "fuck" in slang

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热狗多拿滋
Hot dog doughnut

Correctly translated, just complete bullshit and hopefully a joke

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