Bad translation thread

post poorly translated signs and stuff

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They couldn't even spell fucking hello right, that's how hard they try

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:DDD

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UwU

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>トイレをきれいに使って頂きありがとうございます。
"Thank you for using the toilet in a clean fashion."
The translator just had some fun, I don't think it's really a bad translation.

This is a joke

干 always does wonders in a sign because it means "dried" as in 干货=dried food, but it also means "fuck" in slang

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热狗多拿滋
Hot dog doughnut

Correctly translated, just complete bullshit and hopefully a joke

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Kek

>His younger brother Isukiri
oh lawd

阴道镜检查室= vagina lens examination room
They don't beat about the bush

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>Isukiri casually took christ's place and ended his life on the cross
>casually took christ's place
Taking your life for someone else is just an ordinary and mundane matter.
How do you manage to get AIDS from doughnuts?

That doesn't look like bad translation, just a legend.
Hilarious. Clearly deliberate.

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Please clean the room
Please do not disturb

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how does one remove room?

Убpaть = "remove" and "to clean", depends on the context

>Nokia
Ah, those were the days

You have been visited by Laura Dyatlov.

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I like to place fox on udon-noodle desu

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Banter

I see you post this constantly, why do you do it exactly? I don't want to sound mean but its kind of annoying

I see, a bunch of Koreans opened a French-named restaurant in Australia and spelled the name wrong