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I can imagine in 2020 - 2030 :
- Kominfo blocked Twitter and WhatsApp completely
- Indonesia's first deadly mass shooting (christchurch tier) in Jakarta. arround 80 - 100 people died
- Martial law in Papua
- Light re-education camp for the people who opposed NKRI
- Assassination attempt on Jokowi in public (failed)
- Maruf Amin simply died of old age during his vice presidency years
- China like RUU Social Credits score is on the works
- Indonesian prison population are the 2nd highest in asia
- In a brink of war with Australia and Philiphines

Football niggers need to be shot

i'm sorry malaybros, our local football clubs' supporters are low IQ monkeys.

Heh, somehow i can see that as well.

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>Selamat! Seratus ribu rupiah dari bidang propaganda BIN masuk ke rekening Anda!

>In a brink of war with Australia and Philippines
Why would that happen? Those are two of Indonesia's closest allies.

Laper

>Congratulations! 1 yuan has been deposited into your account by the CCP

lmao it was just a bantz bro

>check the comments
>takpe najib mamak awak upin ipin
>10/10 bantz would do that again

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gising

When you see it...

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That's pretty sad actually, im really sorry
I'm not even into football

ngising

Cewok

pengen ngentot gan

Oh camper, camper
How was I supposed to know
You covered creaky door

I had a flashbang
That I was supposed to throw
Like many times before

Show me, how to enter creaky
Without dying
Cause I´m really trying
Damn it, camper!

Your headshot scripts, are killing me (and I)
I must confess, I never see (I never see)
Where you are hiding, I lose my mind
Falling behiiiiiind
You killed me camper one more time

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Ah ha ha ha
It's just a prank bro

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>based
>cringe
>cringe
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They should be put to death
>kek
>kek
>cringe
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>cringe
Good stuff anw

Woi, ini kok banyak yang indog

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Number of posts is proportional to population and HDI, i guess

Football hooligans everywhere are subhuman
see: norf fc.

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If that were the case then why are there few Singaporeans here?

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All football holigans are equal to nigger no exception for Jakmania arab terrorist nigger

Suicidal ITS-fag don't die yet!!

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They all have life

They're in /d/ like the degenerate they are

>10am
>Why no Singaporean

They're working like a wagecuck they are. How about you user what the hell you doing on Jow Forums so early in the morning?

pengen apa gan

>Encouraging people to not kill himself
Why? So he can suffer more?

I want to see reeducation camp for hard mudslimes

Why'd you so care about him but not to the suicidal neet mupet medanfag?
t.not medanfag

>hard mudslimes
Yeah I agree. They shouldn't watch too much porn and read Quran instead.

More treachery from the dutz gov.
Smfh.

>cnnphilippines.com/news/2019/9/4/teddy-boy-locsin-philippines-china-unclos-.html?fbclid#.XW-W_kSU7tA.twitter

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No. My friend could give her a part time job rather than being suicidal anti social weeb in my fucking city.
She has a bright future since she's still young and due to her still studying at college.

Kek
>Not listening to Jav porn actrees kimochi-ing while reading Quran

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I'm actually fine y'know. Just got MDD (internetz diagnosed), it just hits sometimes in a while

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>internet diagnosed

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I read the book and still haven't changed my mind though

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I feel like the Sanchez release was just a cling on meant to distract, the real meat was the bigtime Durglord convicts who testify falsely against Delima are now out as a reward.
This drug war is fake as fuck.

>cnnphilippines.com/news/2019/9/5/Leila-de-Lima-New-Bilibid-Prison-inmates-Marines.html

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I told you user, I cant even talk to strangers properly. Let alone find a job.
Yes im that NEET mupet medanfag. Depression is my best friend.

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So tired of it all

>tfw 111 IQ
how does timer fare in IQ test?

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>all those seething takpe najib comments
what? can't handle a little bit of friendly rough housing?

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Also im a guy btw.

>online iq test

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My headcanon is actually chess elo, fampai
Iq actually scales with time but our biological cap actually stops the development

Same, but we must face ths shitty reality and timeline

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My biggest fear is finding out how much chinese blood I may have if I ever take a test.

Take it anyway, better to know now than later.
t. 100% malay blood

>100% malay blood
you sure?

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Absolutely sure

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Why afraid? You aren't such a racist, are you?

How can you be sure? The odds are stacked against you

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shut up chink

Kwkwkwk

you know you're not

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It's an absolute truth.

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Of course I am.

I'm here on vacation.

I don't think so pal

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Great khutbah today, Indons BTFO

Just because indons are goblok and dekil doesn't mean he's a chinese descendant. Pake logic, tolol.

I met Andrew Yang in a dream last night
I saw him at a park, I went up to him and we exchanged a firm handshake, then we went around the park together shouting "Yang Gang"
It was so much fun
I wish we have a PM that would give us neetbux someday

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I'm sorry for lying, there's heavy chinese and some korean (probably Korean conscripts in ww2) blood in me.

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Huh? and where the fuck is ITS-fag? Find hobby that could be useful for making money and talking a lot to strangers actually could led to depression actually.
Based self hating (not) chink

If you live on the mainland you are basically Zhang.

Philippines, Indonesia and Brunei are the only pure south east asian left

I didnt even know this day was friday

Get a job, NEET.

Everyday is sunday!

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Fatin binti Wong

FUCK OFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK OFFFFFFF FUCK OFFFFFFF

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Ah yes very pure. No chink admixture at all

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I BELIEVE IN YOU INDONESIA!
PLAY WITHOUT REGRET!
STAND UP AND RAISE YOUR FLAG!
INA INA INA INA!
youtube.com/watch?v=Cin0fnzjuFE

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I would if i could, user. Social anxiety sucks.

>waaaa muh social anxiety!!!!
kill yourself

I would if i could, user. Depression sucks.
This is literally me btw.

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That's not a valid reason get over it, we all have problems. In fact yours sounds like a first world problem to be honest.

Jump off a building

Not as extreme as me user. All my friends/families are gone/dead.
I would if i could, user.

You are never going to get anywhere with that defeatist attitude and that victim mentality

Yes you can. Your family is already dead. Go join them.

Im already expecting that, user. Im not going anywhere.
I will, naturally. Until my neighbor find my 3 week decomposed smelly dead body

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Don't give up!

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Eat some rat poison to speed up the process

Just be a gojek rider, you have your SIM, right? They literally accept emak-emak vario so not reason you're not going to be accepted. If you don't want to interact with people just take the gofood order.
There, I've solved your problems.

Being a gojek/gofood driver requires a good communication understanding skills and i dont have that.

>good communication understanding skills and i dont have that.
from where did you pull this shit?
might as well lay in bed and never wake up if you are that defeatist.