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>poretti

Playing piano
Reading books
Running

going now
god im so fit
goodnight

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le wacky high tory man

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rorke puking up tainted newcastle because he was too proud to drink continental lager

>SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
>AND FELT SO EMPOWERED

What is this supposed to mean?

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Oi oi, Northwood are in the house now

need a french gf

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She's based lad, do you read her blog?

go back to work? she has a job now lad you should keep up

lads just walked into my mums bathroom and seen this wtf

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post a pic of yourself then shagger

what you mean smiling

Straight teeth? Rare in Britain, lol.

I’m off for a bit now

Cya bitches

honestly the lad who made that needs to be on a list

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give 'er one from me

she's a based lad?
knew it

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Gib brit tomboy gf pls

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I'm still struggling to decipher that post

oof

who the fucks hobo johnson

about to start a long con by infiltrating the greater manchester mtg community and slowly, but surely, ruining amer's life even more than he's already been able to
watch this space

loool

fast thread that last one

lots of incels in the last one
why it went quick

Not as fast as my cock in your mum

youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

incel

I'm an incel

farted 16 times so far tonight

instagram.com/pockyblood/

Its actually really grim and sad when you look at this girls insta and see that her descent into grimness is when she starts making posts about missing her dead mum

I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

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taking an escort for coffee tomorrow after toil, how much of a bad decision would it be to get into a relationship with an escort?

rahhh fiona bruce is PENG

right so you were referencing some random youtube video and we were supposed to know what it was?

Nah she's a woman, could easily hang with the lads though

we can tell

Why do you guys hate upper middle class white women so much?

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Evening lads. Hows it foing?

Gettin' the ol' welfare check at midnight at I am going to spend it on beer and weed.

mad how she's effortlessly good looking, if i ever see a random picture of myself I look like an ugly bastard

she wont charge you for sex if she's your gf

SHOULDNT BE A PROBLEM AT ALL M8

>relationship
the entire "relationship" will just be her extorting you for every bit of money to your name until you dry up.

unironic best animes ive seen are
angels egg
grave of fireflies
millennium acress
lain
haibane renmei
flcl
sailor moon
ghost in the shell

i'm not him i just googled it and it came up

boring taste

someone from my school lost her mum at the start of year 13
she was a cute smart girl and went off the cliff when it happened
last I heard she's been in and out of jail for possession

:(

don't care nonce this isn't British culture

am the most pathetic freak in this thr-
err let me try that again
am the second most pathetic freak in this thread

no personality, no brains, shallow, etc, etc.

here lad think you might be lost

I feel like lain went over my head first time I saw it

:)

>rahhh
>peng
go back to london

foing well thanks

she ever find her mum?

just imagine
in the same amount of time you could have got a gf

what's british culture then? noncing? incest?

Weird how Ramona Flowers used to be a kind of byword for a women that a neckbeard had fantasied about so much without ever talking to that he had projected a Ramona Flowers like personality onto

Just realised yesterdays neckbeards are todays incels.

post weird combos of locations for birth/death. like:

>Born 6 October 1949 San Nicolaas, Aruba
>Died 30 December 2010 Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation

not true, shagged her twice and the 2nd time i shagged her i didnt pay a penny (she asked to stay the night tho)

lads is it lager or larger

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playing classic wow and eating a pizza wbu

i asked, he answered. fair go

Just told you I shagger yet mum pal, how can I be an incel?

State

>Just realised yesterdays neckbeards are todays incels.
christ alive what took you so long

She fell of a cliff show some respect

>sailor moon
NONCE ALERT NONCE ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
NONCE ALERT NONCE ALERT
CALL JANNY, CALL GCHQ
NONCE ALERT NONCE ALERT

champaign larger lager

mental that did she not have a dad?

dire dire dire

youtube.com/watch?v=3GO7qQXjMV0

not long til uni's back lads

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she's building your trust so she can more easily manipulate your cum-brain, retard.

nah single mum innit

Gordon bennett

The older and more mature I get, the more I realise arse > tits

manipulate me of what? shes probably got more money than me lol

need my head done in with a pickaxe asap

*shows minimum amount of respect then walks away chuckling with my mates*

Worked well in Pretty Women, absolutely no reason it can't work for you. Don't listen to the jealous bastards itt.

just hadnt thought about it innit

Wished I was still doing my undergrad lads

Coming back after summer was always a massive piss up with the lads

Collect vintage tech.
Collect pre vinyl records.
Collect radiac instruments.
Used to be into expeditions, these days I off road a little.
Play petanque.
Travel.

someone once said "the older you get the smaller tits you like"

not thank you're into completely flat twats in your 40s