/brit/

BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

I got all my game from the streets of California

was going through some lass i didn't really know from school facebook pictures and very nearly accidentally liked one of her pics from when she was like 13

Salvini is not far-right nor a good guy
just an Israeli plant who isn't even white

>>
use roaccutane

saw that vid of the lad tied up getting his genitals ripped apart by dogs. Really upset me, nobody deserves that

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ban non-brits from /brit/

Why do yanks come to a british general to talk about Italian politics

NOOOOOOOOO
NETANYAHU SAVE ME

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might take a week off my mental meds and see what happens

sueposter

mad that poley actually does fully look like a bird now

yeah quite an ugly one but still

why are south american girls so hot bros

BASED

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This, jf out

do they put trannies in male or female prisons?

Good lad we need a Tim replacement

this cunt looks demonic

wrote that down specifically in the morning on my to-do list
now I can check it off my checklist
im going to do a funny woosh noise when i do it also haha

link

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what

>walks right into it
40 IQ cumbrain

only tranny i ever met was a "chicken" in prison and had it tattood on his arms. met him on a mental health ward

they get to choose, some like to go to mens prisons for obvious reasons

That's jus' Cletus. He ain't bin dun quite rite, since...Well Y'all know. Now let's nevah speak of it agin.

good webm

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>My self-summary
5ft 9in blonde with grey eyes. I'm into fitness and I love doing new things. I'm hedonistic and confident in a non arrogant way. I love doing new things and meeting people. Think of a female indiana jones. That kind of sums me up.

>What I'm doing with my life
Working as a social media marketing consultant.

>Six things I could never do without
Family, Nice clothes, Books, A mirror, Pilates, Tea

>You should message me if
I'm sorry if this sounds a bit harsh but it just stops you from wasting your time.

You are over 6ft 1in tall ( I'm only into tall guys!)

You are okay being with someone confident (not arrogant)

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rationing water

anyone remember when we dabbed on /cum/ this morning

Tyndall posted her spread arsehole on her private insta. She's so fucking tight.

Got called a gammon today. I'm brown. Haha.

That’s mad

yes if she actually looked nice and wasn't a brainwashed cunt

You decrepid rat man i bet you were hunched over your keyboard snivelleling for the last 20 minutes ready to post the new as if you were trying to book tickets to the world cup final

Reckon I've gone a bit barmy

gas the middle class

ah yes indiana jones loved doing new things and meeting people in his capacity as professional facebook poster

>I'm hedonistic and confident in a non arrogant way
is this newspeak for saying you're a slut

wasn’t here this morning. what happened?

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he did what?

gimme gimme chicken tendies
be they crispy or from wendies

She's 5'9. Girls want someone taller than they are. I don't have a problem with this.

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blog on

no she didn't?
show us

>cumbrain
I can't be the only one in this thread that reads this as cumbrian. I have to re-read every time

What is the thinking behind this 'brexit at all costs' mentality you see in the DM comment secition?

yanks here got uppity so we went on /cum/ and killed it for an hour making new threads at 50 posts and stuff haha

might take up the harp and play weddings and that

Leave means leave simple as

yeah weddings and that

you're a real sick puppy to find that funny, you know that?

class

just fackin get on wiv it
didn't beat hitler for this

Realised after two months yesterday that reads Cumbrain

same

based

if I were a woman I'd kill myself

Yeah it's probably because of Cumberland.

more like leave means becoming america's little slag

even more than now

i'd shag you

you have no way of knowing this

foodtoil is over
take pity on me tonight ulcerberg, ill be good

cumbumland

northbumderland

terrible dress sense. somebody is going to call me a bender for pointing that out, but it's dress.

cumberbatch

goodnight also dont watch utena watch evangelion or haibane renmei first

Usually posted by a rotund 40 year old, enjoying a "few ales"

Can't understand the mindset of a benefits claimant. Like how do you actually climb out of bed every morning in the knowledge that you're only alive because someone else is working hard and getting some of what they produce taken away so it can be handed to you. I don't understand how anyone could take pride in that. Like how do you not just top yourself? The first rule of life is to keep yourself alive. And they've clearly failed at that. Defective genes that need to be taken out of the pool.

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simply ugly women.

goodnight yeah ill watch haibane then looks good as in not virginal ok then yeah goodnight and that

blog on

sagb

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Probably choking on blit though. Hurt does it?

council estate knuckle draggers aren't sentient beings

whatever helps you sleep at night toilfag

yeah goodnight

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Sister's just gone on holiday and emailed me this

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Fuck you

tune
youtube.com/watch?v=cnAT-gYpyxk

why is it so funny

Consider the barrel scraped.

Didn’t say anything bad about Italy mate, I just honestly don’t care about your politics

If you've ever bought a scratchcard you are scum

youtu.be/VmkySNDX4dU