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Got a PhD at the University of Life

Do you know this feel?

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Can all the Scots stop all this talk about leaving the UK this instant

Fuck off ugly autistic girl. Your mum needs to be investigated by social services for putting you on stage like that so she can sell her books.

not arsed about shagging atm

youtu.be/bwmSjveL3Lc

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is this the thread

pewds now has 100 million subs how fucking mental is that

JUNIOR

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giwtwm

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and now for the first good tune of the thread

youtube.com/watch?v=SJYClktadKY

better dead than not being a shagger 2bh

JUNIOR SPESH
youtu.be/Q6pbZLiLt30

excruciating cope

youtube.com/watch?v=FjA4ZyoLzT4

>WOW ME STICK WILLY IN HOLE!
get some fucking discipline, shagging everything you can isn't a positive thing
fucking twat (this post was made by volcel gang)

Think I might be the only one here and I’m only responding to English people mentioning it

For me, it's Millwall
Simple as

youtu.be/nZDydUkj9K0

Proper love Eddie and the Hotrods me

>attacking a little autist girl who doesn't want humanity to die in climate-caused poverty, wars and suffering
wow ur hard

can tell from the picture in the video that its generic indie shite
you're not an art hoe, you don't get a pass to listen to this drivel

LOOK AT THIS DUE

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do british hipsters listen to American music? youtube.com/watch?v=yeLRXR4KGeM

indie fucking drivel
youtube.com/watch?v=8loVJHRCs2A

Fiona Bruce really didnt like that lad from LBC innit, reckon she just smelt the beta on him. Lad even moaned at the end for not getting to talk lool

what a mug

youtu.be/VerK4zwMRQw

Kate Bush

nose hair situation is getting out of hand
keep having to push them back up my nose

he got JUSTed pretty hard this week lol

as if she isn't funded by people who have (((their))) interests at heart

racist
racist
sexist
racist
incel
zoomer

i will give a FAIR review of any song you post as a reply to this, guarantee they'll all be shite though but try me

for example:
shite
shite
shite
shite
shite
shite
shite
shite

Why is Ireland more English than Scotland? I thought they were the ones that resisted the English.

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you have a hospice on main street????

holy fucking CHOON

I'm funny, smart, highly educated and attractive but I will never be successful or well-liked because I lack the two most important qualities a man must possess (wealth and confidence)

would but only if she straightened her hair and she wasnt orange
and from behind so i didnt have to look at her stupid face
and would have to force her underwear down her throat so she didnt open her stupid cunt mouth

pluck em out boy
feels good after

go listen to the somethings sing in falsetto haha
absolute gimp

imagine being so prepubescent that merely suggesting not wanting to stick your willy inside random holes is "talking shite"

pet nigwit just flew off with a chicken leg in his mouth

Nobody knows or cares what these graphs mean

lads im smashed

at spoons this little 18 year old tried to start on me and my mates
we got into his face and his friend started apologizing to us and saying his mate was too drunk and we said yeah just take care of him cause he's clearly smashed

ngl i wanted to smash his fucking face in, that's the pain of being old i guess, you have to be responsible and take stuff on the chin
really just wanted to beat the shit out of the little teenage twat though

youtube.com/watch?v=EkwqPJZe8ms

shan't be clicking on a single link ITT

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you've not posted one because everything you listen to is shite then i imagine

aha are you still bumming yourself about the fact nobody believes you don't want to shag you absolute melt

*surreptitiously dials 999*

Use the first half to make the second half you fucking monkaloid

>Racist
Nah I just make jokes occasionally and don't like to be in black areas because of the crime.
Millwall's just a fun club

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>Eddie and the Hot Rods

youtu.be/rK8pAfhC4Rk
This came on the drive back from work and I must say they're very underrated

A police officer who bought pornography at the family home of a dead child has been jailed for 12 months.

Met PC Avi Maharaj was asked to guard the house on 11 February 2018 while the family was "being consoled elsewhere" after their 14-year-old son had taken his own life.

Maharaj guessed the password to the household Virgin Media account and downloaded four pornographic films.

i posted blackpink - boombayah and junior spesh
both of which are infinitely superior to your whiny emo music haha

>sex is just sticking your willy in a hole

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>he needs to axiomize the union of two sets
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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I’m honestly not. I have weird fetishes and sex isn’t that interesting.

read some evolutionary psychology you absolute bellend

ill stick that fucking phone straight up your arse mate

poo willy bum wank

youtube.com/watch?v=3PJ-sTOamxY

tune

gay and shite

this is shite as well

fuck me those were so shite i actually thought you'd posted them as a joke lmao, you must be having a laugh saying you actually listen to that drivel

shit wrong thread

gonna watch life on mars de lads

Posted this in the other thread

Brits like to call Americans stupid but they keep putting the Tories in power and they keep getting a decline in their standard of living

May and Johnson are literally indistinguishable from Trump, and Cameron was Bush at best (which is still bad)

don’t know how you couldn’t like kate bush honestly

>stick your willy inside random holes

off the scale cope

cringe

i did post them as a joke
they're STILL better than your emo whining
must be a bit embarassing haha

Enjoy it de laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Maybe they haven't seen nor heard her

i do want to shag obviously because im not a testosterone voided gimp but i don't waste my time doing it because its never worth it
why is this such an obstacle for you to understand
jarring

I was posting about that the other day

Going to watch ashes to ashes as well? Its the sequel to Life on Mars

>black stink
lmao
jennie a talentless malnourished lazy prostitute on display

youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k

so post the music you actually listen to or this is a massive cope after your shit taste has been called out lmao

blog on

yeah maybe
ima finna watch dabba the first series today and then maybe tomorrow watch ashes to ashes

You are so fucking stupid

ok dumb-dumb

No I'm not.

mad how many famous people have jewish ancestry
what a coincidence huh

Good lad
Fucking hell what a choon

youtu.be/SNrbL4o3Wyk
ACTUAL BANGER coming through

people vote tory because if they don't, Labour would just win
they are the only two parties with a large enough base of regular voters.
if one does not get in, the other will.
and nobody wants a labour government. nobody apart from immigrants, single mothers and teenagers

based

jog on wog

youtu.be/AQ0ojjOLJg4
a throwback for the zoomies and late millennials, listen to this and watch this .gif

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youtube.com/watch?v=DfKj8Q_H0Co

yeah almost like they're the superior race or something

>look at my watch!
>no really, look at it! I spent money on it!!

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>this post
>that flag
I cringed

ello ello ello
ave you paid your kitchen light tax mate
are you up to date with your fridge tax

remember its the L A W to purchase a loysense to prepare fresh food in a room with electrical lighting

Bennydorm is such a twat. We all know blokes like him.

Who IS ben???

Judaism isn't a race it's a religion