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3 4 2 1

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Corrr Slags R Us

4 3 2 1

first dibs on 3 from left in black dress
who is for sloppy seconds
i want to watch

from the left
kill, kill, marry, fuck

Uniroincally if you come to the states you will be swimming in pussy. Our women drop to their knees and open their mouths at the sound of a Euro accent.

JUNIOR

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waheey

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I said it looks like, it's not literally the same. Also my gf is white, so that makes her better than them.

Why do I find her so attractive? At some angles she looks really goofy and ugly.

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Left is unbelievably peng

this is the image

the eroticism of killing a female you say?

damn it feels good to be a gangster

If she's Greek than those mulattos probably look whiter than her kek.

state

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Who wants to hear a good joke?

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Oi, lad. No more early threads okay? You’re stifling discussion

Remember this song
Wish I could go back to the comfy period of my adolescence

>“I weren’t one of Boris’s biggest fans, but I admire him for what he’s done,” said Hussain Lakin, 53, selling fresh tuna and haddock opposite the cathedral. “I was a Theresa May fan but I think she got stabbed in the back by her own politicians, and I think they’ve done the same to Boris.”
>Previously a lifelong Labour voter, Lakin said he ditched the party when Jeremy Corbyn became leader and has backed the Conservatives since 2016. He would vote Tory in any general election, he said, and hoped for a Boris-Farage coalition. He stands by his decision three years ago to vote leave, he said, partly because of immigration. “I’m not racist at all, I’m half-Arab, but there’s too many Slovakians, Romanians … a lot of them don’t work.”

For me 3 >>> 2 > 1=4

Brunettes > blondes as always.

go on

piss off, you've no bloody idea how depressing it is to be an EASTERN european. We are less desired than fucking pajeets or ching chongs, for fucks sakes

>Are you French? Because Eiffel for you

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kill, marry, fuck is like most basic of "dude" games, wtf are you a chic?

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Honestly the right seems more peng to me. Mostly the belly, but the eyes too.

cope

WEE WEEEEEEEEI LOVE FANNNY MMMMMMMMMMMMM FANNY I LOVE GIRLS CUM CUM CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Love bums (on girls)

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youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4zqBwPVE

tune

Dibs on second from left

Is there any hope for the environment lads? Seems like it’s a done deal that it’s fucked forever.

M8, believe me Yank women have no association with poverty when they hear eastern euro accent. I've heard my own sister talk about how hot she thought this Bulgarian guy was because of his accent.

>WEE WEEEEEEEEI LOVE FANNNY MMMMMMMMMMMMM FANNY I LOVE GIRLS CUM CUM CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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5, 1, 2, 8, 6, 4, 9, 3, 7

I bet she doesn't know what I look like

nah she'll be reet

people don't discuss the implementation enough
are you saying you would not get a stiff willer during the act of disposing of the low ranked womenoids?

What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

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fucken hell is this guy an assassin or something?

no, you damn necro kangaroo fucker, seek christ

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Well, tough luck for me in any case because I've a southern british accent
fuck my life

why do thinks hate winnie the pooh

Yes why is this? You have a reputation of being masculine too but for some reason girls find you less attractive than western whites.

sauce desu

i dont know what do you get?

never answer my door when people knock on
dont even ignore and pretend no ones in
i just stand at the window staring through them

>Sophie Dee puts on an American accent

Bit MIFFED lads

em pussied off pretty quick tonight. reckon at this rate we'll have him bullied off for good. keep at it.

O ly if he wears a vest under his assassin clothes and takes the dog for a walk.

Explain please

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Really cosy wrapped up in my duvet :3

> We are less desired than fucking pajeets or ching chongs
Not invading your neighbours might be a good start

They will stick suck your cock at the sound of your voice. Yank women are total whores for Euros.

your dog's going in the back of the van

twitter.com/Ratatuin645Dani/status/1169593926057021440

Whats written on her face?

lmao

Because none of them speak english properly without a Borat accent so women have no interest.

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Probably because we are simply uglier than western whites? Slavic features(round head, chubby cheeks, etc) look good on women, not men. We look like overgrown kids with sad eyes.
I want to kill myself.

cringe, crimea is russian

cringe or sweet?

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ah yes america - the pacifist nation

this maybe true for males
russian women though...

You can only reply to this post if you IQ is higher than 137

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still waiting for the punchline

You the vocaroo mong?

can always tell if a photo was taken in eastern europe because it radiates misery

>3 that low

Jesus Christ. You really do like bottom of the barrel slags.

For me, it's

3 >>>> 1 > 9 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 7 > 4

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Damn, I'm at 136.

the west will be thrown in uproar, poorer countries will just get on with it

hate people with beards they're all fufking weird

Women don't care about politics. We are just plain ugly, that's all

it's probably true for all those ugly fat stereotypical american women
a ruski has 0 chance with a girl that looks like Tess Violet or some ginger Jessy from Oregon who wears plaid shirts and works at her da's farm

top kek
fuck you op

love 4/10s that are sloots if I was being honest

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There is no punchline, the joke is that it's rhetorical

GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOKE BRUCE

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yeah but what's the punchline

6 is georgous

go on

Nie ponyal. I can post a vocaroo with me accent if you need one, lad

...

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2>5>7>3>8>9>6>1>4

where's the FUCKING punchline

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You CANNOT have a JOKE with no PUNCHLINE
Tell another joke NOW but do it proper

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