Pretend to be italian

guacamole? not on my mostaccioli

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where's my muzadel

*SCREECHES IN INFERIOR SPANISH*

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When i was in napoli EVERYONE was wearing these fucking tshirts. so obnoxious.

Kiss me i'm irish

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i'm also yelling. where's my tshirt?

>Italians are the greatest lovers
wrong, domestic abuse is the norm, and italians are worse than sandniggers
>best wise guys
what does that even mean? also no, average iq is the worst of all europe, and italy didnt make anything worthwile culturally nor invented anything
>italians are the best looking
hahahahahahaha sure if you like deformed kebab mutts
>columbus
the vikings discovered it first, same for the chinese, also columbus was not italian, he was genoan
>italian cuisine
rotten meat yum
>the pope
not even going to comment this one
>mafia

Nice picture my american friend, its easy to bait me have a (you)

CIAO GIANNY

pizza is the only thing I know about Italy

l'autista è in ritardo

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Muh poor mama taught me just enough words in calabresy to get by

You shoulda seen her face when I told her I would marry a Sicilian hahah you old world brothers no what I mean ;)

Fascism was actually based here's my opinion on it: blah blah blah blah

Cope, italinigger. Italians are based

>what does wise guy mean
Some silly Italian-American hazing involving getting shot in the head. What kooks!

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blah blah blah blah blah meaningless drivel blah blah blah blah blah blah hand gesture blah blah blah blah manlet rage blah blah blah blah

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kill yourself Duilio, stop sucking on a superior country's welfare

>the most american shirt in existence

MAMMA MIA MARCELLO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRETEND TO BE ITALIAN

what does this mean?

ayyy is a so salty

Irl I got a pizzeria and i always say my grandma was italian to make my restaurant much more fancy hahaha, but she was an average spanish old woman hahaha

>What do you mean kissing men is gay? We do it as a greeting!

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Solid post

itt: youtube.com/watch?v=rTMIMrZ_K5E

i makea ada piizza

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Epic thread

BONA SERA

cope of the century. Italy is based

Babidaboopi? A bibbi di baba da bibidibabbida

>mama mia, tomatoes are not Italian.

Go back to albania

>wrong, domestic abuse is the norm, and italians are worse than sandniggers
based... why do you see domestic abuse as a problem? are you guys cucks?

the only honest Italian ever to grace this board

>mama, Marie can't cook fooking lasagna right. come over and teach this bitch, (excuse my language mama and Jesus) how to cook because I'm about to lose my mind

>average iq is the worst of all europe
It is actually they highest in the world

>Mamma mia! I-a live-a in a Shithole!
>Better migrate to prosperous Argentina and take all my anarchist/commie ideas with-a me.

i need one of these that says "don't kiss me I'm ALBANIAN"

That's Italian-American

*caga la tua facia*

Testa di cazzo cane dio vaffanculo le polentoni sei tutti figli di puttana.

based

gimi

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mama mia itsa timea toah losea somea wars againsta Ethiopia!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOU CAN'T JUST BREAK THE PASTA NOODLES THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ciao vinny