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How do I check my test levels?

have you been smoking gear?

why do they let this fucker flood the catalog when they ban me for everything?

get a highspeed camera and record yourself jacking off and then cooming. You want to be sure there's a solid stream of semen shooting out of your dickhole for at least three seconds.

If it fires in spurts, or barely sputters out, you are low T and should kill yourself.

badger badger badger badger

>me shows up at the restaurant
>looks the two of them in the eyes
>"ebb and flow" in my clear and concise American accent, notice how my words begin and finalize accordingly
>they're wet as a broken faucet

whale flippers look like hands

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forgot my pic
>"ebb and flow"

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wey voated brekzit

conceiving of a wank

based saffa

God and sinners reconciled.

(how many times you shag a year/when you lost your virginity)*chin length

100

why don't brits sing psalms or hymns?

Too busy busting our bollocks in B&Q.

got called a spanner in b&q

fucking hate fat people

why does your race hate our savior so much?

wtf is this true?

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What happened to this general? Sad.

Where's catyank

yes u roach

so what's the deal with mr. darcy?
was he autistic?

too many autismoyanks

I'm smoking my first pack of light cigarettes. These are good. Regular cigarettes taste bad. These cigarettes don't taste like anything.

poof

We worship testicular torture now.

need to stop wanking to degenerate stuff

me on the left

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degenerate wanktoil imminent

christcucks are dumb beyond belief

t. ryan enlightened by his own vaping

Anyone who believes in the supernatural is at least a little bit retarded.

ratboy

hola beto

SUPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS

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I love God and his son Jesus

prüüüüh :D

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I love Allah and his son Muhammad

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How do I stop my nipples from bleeding when I run?
Genuine question

been doing that for nearly 20 years without fail

how fucking far do people run that this happens? I've never had this issue

oh fuckign hell why did i do this

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Y'all be trippin'

Usually happens after 7 or 8 miles on a day in the latter half of a week when I've already run a lot.

vaseline

I fucked the Korean gf when she was on her period lol

I've tried that and it just makes my shirt catch on my nipples more which just results in more friction.

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Kek this is me
Have a couple shirts that I didn't wash right away and they have blood stains on them lmaooo

I've a cock

horton hears a who is woke

tape over them

If your nipples start to bleed maybe it’s a sign to stop running.

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wait
why don't you just run shirtless?

Bit frowned upon in my gym
t. Fatty
This feels like my only real option

business idea; deep-fried pb&j sandwich with two pork chops instead of bread slices

then run outside
treadmill running doesn't count as running

>walk home from school with your buddies
>man emerges from bushes
>hey kids, wanna come work in my warehouse? It'll be a lot of fun...

wat do?

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I live in a shit neighbourhood
And yes it does

>treadmill running doesn't count as running
Why not?

ONE FLESH
ONE WORD

ah yes a rough neighborhood in ireland hmmm

coming down now lids

Tasty
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you could get stabbed by little leprechauns

Ignorant, arrogant yank mong

let's be honest....

how they make it so crispy like that

gies us yer spuds! or we'll hit ya!

yanks get bullied when they come here
youre all nerds

yer walking along the wrong rainbow

having a go

*mongs your little leperchaun self* hehe alri shortarse

late response but i actually went to go eat then i went to play cod and no i didnt turn off my pass i put the thread on follow and closed the tab

and if young nigel says he's happy
he must be happy

Ah yes, 92 Iq irish and inbred English bullying
*Post a picture of two building exploding or asks about your foreskin*

I don't think you can make fun of us for having dangerous cities and getting shot all the time but then also say we don't know what a dangerous city is

There are shite neighbourhoods in every city and country lad
I live in Summerhill, not too keen on running around there if I'm honest
As they should

I am a white Greek man

I could singlehandedly take every yuro in a fight
their cultures are so feminized none of them know how to fight

they can do whatever they want. they're hardmen and you're the insect they step on on the way to a real scrap

yank hours are honestly so grim

There has only been one funny yank post ever in /brit/.

*post turts mug*
Alri lads how we lookin

no they fucking aren't

yeah i know. us lads should expel all the yanks from /brit/

>replying to a 8 hour old post
Sad bastard

this

fuck off then, you're the main problem

>fuck off then, you're the main problem

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left or right?

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oddly shaped nosed freaks

>yank hours are honestly so grim
When Lachlan constantly posts about how he is gonna kill himself or Melvin posts those really really long weird posts that are obviously meant to be humor but arent funny

Left duh