/brit/: This is what a real woman looks like edition

Irish people eat poop. Fact.

Yeah relaly enjoyed my time in belfast, but No i had to travel south some times

If poop you mean your mothers muff then yes we do

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Well then you can’t really ascertain that, I’ve lived in both. Grew up in ulster, now living in the south. Dubs are snide cunts, especially the posh ones so don’t take that as a reflection of the south as many do. And as for East Belfast, it’s a fucking kip. Wouldn’t go near it, me being a taig and all. Probably grand for an Englishman. Not I.

sex is disgusting

Off to bed

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So many irish people on, I knew none of you down south worked

Get a fuxmcking job and grow your economy before demanding we unite with you, lazy fucks

Thats probably why people where nicer up north t bh then but even down in Newcastle and the mornes when i went on holiday there people where nicer then, but say when i went to Kerry people where not that pleasant with me

I find it impossible to imagine my Mom taking a penis. She's such a pure person.

probably had it in her mouth too

Smart move, I would put a bullet between your taig eyes desu

the republic of ireland is a huge economy in proportion to its population m8

I’ve got two weeks off work before uni starts again and I’m jetting off for hols on Saturday, sleeping schedules gone to shite

Id know the mournes very well. Know Newcastle well. Newcastle and Kilkeel are still very proddy so maybe that’s why you were received better.

>the most intimate and private part of our lives is when we take off our clothes and attach sex organs

Would you fuck you vulnerable little pussy boy go take a doss down an alleyway again and hopefully get your throat slit this time, daft cunt man

Thought down that end it was very Republican, but yeah love Northern Ireland, Belfast is always a good night out, also like the walled bit of Derry (rest is a dump)

Yeah the walls of Derry are nice, and no, people called Kilkeel and Newcastle ‘black holes’ because they’re full of prods, same with Banbridge. Newrys republican.

Daily reminder i offered to fight an Irish user and offered to meet him in Dublin and he pussied out

Reckon Ireland would be better off with the provinces as separate countries, Leinster will be rich diverse and English speaking with a strong connection to England and Europe. Ulster will be the conservative trilingual place with soyrish, Ulster Scots and English and despite the religious division it would fit better together than the rest of Ireland as they're equally as backwards and conservative, connacht could be the backwards hicksville that only speak soyrish and Munster can do whatever it does.

big fan of trannies

Yeah only drove through Newry, looked rough, also coomber is nice too

any based west brits in?

ever been to america
everyone who worked at the airport was rude and unhelpful and almost spiteful
and a lot of them were sassy black women
two stars

Fuck up you virgin

Because it takes almost no qualification and gives you authority over people, so it attracts douchebags

were you at the atlanta airport

You are a coward, that is all

im gonna SLEEP biches

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love it or leave it bitchass nigga

Empty threats from a silly virgin boy

Nobody could take you serious until you have sex, it’s the crucial component to your hard man gimmick that you’re lacking

visited my brother in ireland and all there was was trinity college and some cliffs
wasn't impressed and won't be returning

but people at the australian airports are very nice and welcoming
it's like night and day
los angeles, dallas, and chicago

FUCK

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I'm an incel during the week but always shag one or two birds on the weekend

The Land that drew England's Ire

Visited America and accidentally drove through the nigger killing zone, had my rental car stolen and in the walmarts Americans would place their shoes in food fridges

0/10 terribly underwhelmed will not be back

also american money is grimey and smells funny

do you know Beto?

putting shoes in the fridge can keep them from getting smelly, unironically

Lived in America for almost 2 years
Hated it
Vile cretins

Connacht ethnostate reporting in

Why does Dillion Harper look like Seth MacFarlane?

Who mentioned sex? Soundd like you are protecting, anyway pussy I offered to fight you and record it for the /brit/ lads and you are being a bitch. How about this your mum is an ugly fucking whore, if you dont agree to fight now I can no longer treat you or any other irish user as a man desu

Came all the way to Switzerland for some mountain views but it's so cloudy and rainy that I haven't even seen a mountain peak, let alone stand on one.

yes he is my sister

they both have FAS

Lovecraft's first poem that was not self-published appeared in a local newspaper in 1912. Called "Providence in 2000 A.D.," the poem envisioned a future where proper people of English heritage were displaced by immigrants.[34] Surviving unpublished poems from this period, most notoriously "On the Creation of Niggers," were also emblematic of the xenophobia and racism inherent in much of Lovecraft's later work.[35]

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I have no knowledge of what you’re talking about, but it sounds like incel rage and vacuous threats. Where and when do you want to fight? I’m not intimidated by this drivel you scrawny little runtbag

Was Lovecraft /ourguy/?

is that pinecone he's holding meant to be weed

How many times has some little creep offered to fight somebody on this general? And how many times has it happened? Never. The fact that Moni is still alive and well is just testament that you’re all talk you fucking virgin loser.

Seriously though, Blair White is a gorgeous woman.

based howard

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can't be fucked to go to ireland but if you showed up at my door we'd have a wrestle

It's DMT. The Joe Rogan molecule.

i had a fight with maisebro and utterly demolished him
thats why he doesnt post anymore

PLEASE Zooomers show Millennials mercy!

eww full of plastic and executives cum.

If I caught any of you out on the street, that'd be the end of you. You bitches are lucky I'm agoraphobic.

weren't zoomers supposed to be right wing

Bald and Bankrupt + NFKRZ collab. Thoughts?

Millenials are communists
Boomers are capitalist
Gen X arw fabian socialists

So far fron your projecting I have concluded you are a virgin, scrawny and a coward. Outside Dublin train station tonight at 1am? Meet below the bridge on the wee sidewalk, I will wear a red hat so you can notice me. I will be recording as I beat you though and it you cry to the police I will claim self defence

most zoomers are still underageb&

That’s before my time and I’d probably murder you, I’m the Jow Forums paddy and I actually know how to throw a dig. What makes you think you could beat me? I’m 6’0, 85KG, shredded and can bench 110 for reps. ‘Maisiebro’ (i.e. somebody who posts pictures and fanfic of Maisie Williams) was probably an autistic creep who never saw a lick of physical exertion.

Yeah I’ll be there mate and I’m gonna scalp ye

lovecraft was a neet rorke and a based incel

Doubt it, can you put on a trip so when you dont turn up like the faggot you are I can post the video of you being a coward. If not I am pretty sure all Ireland posters will be judged by /brit/ as pussy cowards because of you

Yeah that’s good mate, I’ll be there. Don’t worry. Keep us posted. Btw does the bane monologue and a drug fueled wall punching episode mean anything to you? Nah me neither. Lol. Daft cunt.

None of the starlets /brit/ are obsessed with are attractive.

lol that was me
it was me who offered and you shit yourself and started stuttering and scuttering and wanted to change it to somewhere where i didnt live

its left such a massive impact on your mental health youre still trying to save face now lmao

Poor lads still reeling. Does a bane monologue and a wall punching episode mean anything to you? That’s who you’re conversing with... lol

just saw someone redditspacing on reddit
that involves pressing enter not twice, but thrice
mental

What? Anyway pussy don't turn up all friendly acting like its banter as soon as you approach me your getting clipped.

Emma
I love you Emma
I wish you were with me Emma
I wish I could hold your hand Emma
I wish I could be your lover Emma
I love you Emma
I wish you loved me Emma

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Wouldn’t dream of it, I’m gonna tear your fucking face off. If the courts don’t do me for GBH I’ll be genuinely disheartened. Just remember to keep the general posted tomorrow, because I’ll be there and I’ll be waiting. 1AM.

did you downvote it?

Who wants to hear a good joke?

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>female bodies
Hnnnnnng

I will literally fight both you twigs at the same time desu, outside Dublin train station under the bridge on the wee sidestreet so no one can see and think I am beating up to helpless twigs on the way home from their dungeons and dragons meeting

Ryan
Bane monologue
Punching walls
Crying
Slicing your wrists

I can bench twice your bodyweight for reps pal, I’m just gonna pick you up by the heels and slam you onto the concrete until your brain damaged, there won’t be a single dig thrown. My other Irish associate can boot you while unconscious until you’re sufficiently brain damaged, then we’ll go on our way and grab a pint.

2v1 is a bit scummy innit?

When I upload the video of me slapping the fuck out of these fenian twigs tomorrow anyone here able to convert it to a webm for me? Cheers

You asked for it don’t be a wuss

Is google broken? Daft fucking virgin man

I honestly think this larping queer is gonna turn up thinking its bants and then start crying when I hit him, or just wont turn up. Either way he will be exposed as a pussy later

Back in the day
When being a man meant something
I was King of fucking
I remember every shorty I was humping
Bitches came to me when they needed a good fucking
I knew this one crack smoking bitch
I broke her back and her midge
She was dead so I threw her in a ditch

Why do you type like an autistic virgin wtf, could it be you’re an autistic virgin?

Have you guys heard that new Daft Virgin song? Not Getting Lucky. It's gonna be the tune of the Winter.