/brit/

Most boring

Looks like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch

there's a pic like this of Scarlet Johannson as well

been throwing spears at trains recently, good aesthetic

Hey lads, how’s everyone going?
Just got on a train meself

Hello Mboko

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why do you do this to yourself la ?

America has to join the commonwealth

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Why does he wear the same thing every day? And it's not even a good fit

?

The chair sitting posture is fucking my back up

Bit of a psycho killer lad

because he can
and for him that's probably quite comfy

surely you're joking. planes are the most boring mode of transport by far.

based. any good scenery coming up?

Cute

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In an alternate universe

>planes most boring
Kys???

Billionaires do that to avoid brain drain on trivial things

you have to stop with the gin

Just the Sydney suburbs rolling past like names on a timetable
Dark as fuck anyway so can’t see shite, lots of nice pubs I wouldn’t mind ducking into sometime though

lmao wh*Toids be all like "this privilege, easy life and systematic oppression of miniorities be WAY too spicy imma have to kill myself" lmaooooooooooooooo

Will do m8

On this day in British History

>1620 – The Pilgrims sail from Plymouth, England on the Mayflower to settle in North America.
>1642 – England's Parliament bans public stage-plays.
>1781 – The Battle of Groton Heights takes place, resulting in a British victory.
>1803 – British scientist John Dalton begins using symbols to represent the atoms of different elements.
>1914 – World War I: German colonial forces attack British troops defending Nsanakong in Kamerun, forcing them to retreat over the border into Nigeria with 100 casualties
>1939 – World War II: Britain suffers its first fighter pilot casualty of the Second World War at the Battle of Barking Creek as a result of friendly fire.
>1944 – World War II: The city of Ypres, Belgium is liberated by Allied forces.
>1952 – A prototype aircraft crashes at the Farnborough Airshow in Hampshire, England, killing 29 spectators and the two on board.
>1962 – Archaeologist Peter Marsden discovers the first of the Blackfriars Ships dating back to the second century AD in the Blackfriars area of the banks of the River Thames in London.
>1997 – The Funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales takes place in London. Well over a million people lined the streets and 2.5 billion watched around the world on television.

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On kikebergs to do list every day:

>steal everyone's data, lie to people and then pretend you care when you get caught

MODS MODS MODS

>women's hips
Laughable

yeah great view of some fucking clouds for hours on end while im squashed up next to some stranger and my ears are blocked to fuck. love it

transexual suicide rates are just the needlepoint, stemming from the wider issue of alienation in western countries which primarily effects whites since minorities are more or less cloistered in their own sub-national "tribes". transexuals and other assorted broken people are just a side effect of alienation reaching extreme levels.

always imagine GCHQ reading my post history

>so this guy is an anti-semite, racist against all races, a communist, an anarcho-capitalist, pro-china and anti-china????

>raises your taxes

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Great post as always, why’d parliament ban stage plays?

do this too, sometimes type in hello gchq in google haha

took a train through the blue mountains once was very lush

No

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no you won't, i know how it is, i've been there
you're hungover now thinking never again but in a couple days you'll feel the pull of sweet oblivion again and you'll poison yourself into blackout bliss again
question is, what are you trying to cope with?
is it your darkieness? your small handsedness? your somali baldness?

That’d be the same line I’m currently on

>Clouds
ok but you can see stuff for the first and last hour of the flight
>Squashed by a stranger
that's your fault for being a fat poor cunt who flies with ryanair
>Ears are blocked
chew gum idiot

hey i’m trying to walk over here be more mindful of pedestrians in future

>Condoms, sometimes known as 'French letters' in English, can be referred to as capotes anglaises or 'English hoods' in French.

Not too sure lad, looking at the date I would imagine it was something to do with the civil war

You're doing gods work. Rip Princess Diana.

I suspect they were giving people dangerous ideas or maybe it was just considered a waste of time

wanted the monopoly didn't they hahah waheyyyy

Typical disrespectful French
Our term is nicer simple as

All of those things tbf.

too embrassed to buy my extra small condoms at the till

me but with bakery food

Makes sense
Ahaha

I think I've made pro- and anti- posts for virtually everything under the sun lmao. Maybe I just like arguing.

tubby bastard

Only thing I’ve ever put a stance on in /brit/ is my pro-pub and pro-beer agenda

very ENTP post, this

Thinking of getting an all-in-one PC lads, they look really nice.

Thoughts?

there are other ways

say theyre for ur mate

Educate me

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Depends howmany alls it can do in the one

based pubgoer poster

Thought
Redditspace
Shitpost

All of them

say they're for the bf

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shut up cracka

there's this kid in my building who literally just screams constantly
wish *someone* would grab him by the legs and slam him into the corner of a desk

i don't know, was just saying it like that
wouldn't be drunk at 1pm if i knew haha

What did I even do in my first year of uni
Feel like it went by like a blur and I spent 90% of my time in my dark room, naked, posting on /brit/

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Interesting that it was specifically naked

STATE
At least wait until sundown

me in 2013 more or less

it only gets worse

same, didn't even meet my hallmates, got many ration packs in my room, pee in a bottle and shit in lunchboxes to avoid them, have done it all year, they're letting me stay in the halls next year cos i've got no friends to move in to a house with

please don't bring this tedious gimmick back

it's sundown somewhere *sips*

cnbc.com/amp/2019/09/05/american-airlines-mechanic-charged-with-sabotaging-an-aircraft.html
>The mechanic, Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani, is set to appear in court on Friday, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office in Miami.

Haha penguin get it?

if you smoke weed reguarly anything over 2 years ago will seem like a half real blur

commies did the same in 39 and vietnam too
part of me agrees with them

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Bit nasty of him

alri haha

Absolutely fucking based

Served with potatoes and toast!!!

seething

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virginity loicense please, squire

not a gimmick lad

would rather just live at home tbf

My first car was French

Cringe tbqh

I'm in tenth year of my uni ama