In a fancy restaurant in Lyon with my mum

>In a fancy restaurant in Lyon with my mum
>5 headed American familly at one table
>look and behave like straight out of a movie
>dad sounds like Peter Griffin, waiters giggle when he talks
>they fucking clap when the waiter brings their food
>everyone treats them like shit, until the moment they are about to leave and they give a ONE-HUNDRED-FUCKING-EURO TIP
>head of staff personally thanks them and escorts them outside like royality
Wtf they actually do...

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>5 headed American family

What?

Hmm... Yes, quite.

Dad, Mum, 3 kids

So an American family of 5. Not an American family that had 5 heads each.

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Germans use strange English sometimes. For example they often mix up get and become because in german "bekommen" means to get.

>head per capita

do they really?

It's a five headed family, the family count five heads as a whole, so five people. What's hard to understand?

is this why so many germans tell people to become the girlfriend...?

Yeah sorry, in German you say "[number]headed" to define the number of people in a group

pics or it didnt happen

Los monstros americanos

>caring about what other people do

I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I READ THIS

>at a pub in posh side of philly
>german student talking loudly on phone
>thin as a rail and white-blonde
>talks in fruity high pitched German meme accent just like in films
>heads outside to smoke a cigarette with his black friends
>drinking Kölsch

do Germans really?

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How's lyon so far?

>drinking Kölsch
>doesnt waste any effort trying to sound like a Amerilard or Anglojew
>has friends
sounds based to me

>philly
poor fella

Why the fuck would you travel in the worst country in Europe ?

was the restaurant nice ?

you seem to think I live there

I don't

boring af. my mother forces me there every year in May

Kölsch is the literal pisswater people meme american beers to be

also that german effete accent never ceases to get a laugh out of me

Kölsch and Weizen are the best german beers. You can drink good Pils everywhere in the world outside of America

America has good beer, and wheat beer is common and acceptable, but Kölsch? that shit is fit for being a detergent

It's because you steal our brand names and sell pisswater under them. Go tell a Czech dude about how Budweiser tastes bad, he will sperg out on you

i visited montpellier last summer and tipped the cute bartender 10 euro for a beer. went home alone but felt great sharing my culture with such a backwards people

And you didn't thank them for their service? Rude.

that's neat

>tipping more than the actual price of the item
Do you really do this?

champagne tier retardation, derivative names are not special snowflake brands

i wanted to show her what a gentleman i am and show her that i am well-off (im not). i just skipped a meal the next day to make up for it and it was fine

Sounds like something an insecure betacel would do

learn how to properly speak to your betters belgian. i am happy to tip you for your (You)s if you give me your e-mail.

headlets get OUT
if your country doesn't have at least three heads per capita, you may not post here

Everyone treats americans like lessers in belgium and europe. Everyone can tell an american from 1 kilometer away, and we usually make fun of them for them acting like they do

wow that doesnt sound very nice! everyone in montpellier was very warm and welcoming. i tipped so much my euros were practically flying out of my hands!

Fine, don't drink it then. But why would you take the piss out of someone who does? And I doubt you get actual Kölsch in Philly. Authentic Kölsch is brewed and sold in Cologne only.

Thank you for your service

finally some nicety out of your belgian lips. you're very welcome, ill be sure to plan a trip to belgium soon and tip all around!

it was probably Früh

>tfw Germans complain about Americans when German tourists regularly make noise in your streets until 4 am, 2 hours after bars stop serving alcohol
And it's always a bunch of chubby dadbodders

>belgium
>europe
>americans

>hungarians

5people, 5 heads

perfectly acceptable in english too

no one refers to the number of people in a group by their number of heads

Germans do, retard.

if you're referring to livestock

we are mutants

>Pretending '5 heads of cattle' isn't both used in america and a perfectly good way to describe americans

well, we know they're not anyone, anyone that speaks english

we do faggot

are you that pesky immigrant in Norway?

Who? We've loads of immigrants and I'm not one of them.

well your shits all retarded

well, you are awkward and strange

keep shopping at aldi and lidl and makes us even bigger

there's some pesky Norwegian that has a bizarre anti american bent like he's some sort of a muslamic raygun

you see him in a lot of threads about the US, he has a noticeable posting style of just without warning showing up and making a humorless demeaning joke about americans

americans do be like obese mcdonalds guns haha it do be like that

>felt great sharing my culture
it's jewish culture making the customer pay the employee's wages out of pocket instead of the employer

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>tips women for existing
>your betters
lol

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>they really do