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Or as he is more well known around here. Autistic boi.

kwo stawa bebsita
lipswah li wi

romanians on the beach be like
>Bogdan, Andrey, uiuiuiuiuiui, hayde hayde!

>da, da, te iubesc!

>hayde hayde!

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fag

why does this grik shitposter look like effendi
is that because effendi is grik himself

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i have a cousin with the following opininons
>fuck greeks because they stole our name and clay
>fuck tatars becuse they are nazi occupator history thiefs
>fuck albaboons because they are muslim and exist in macedonia
>we are edin narod with serbs
>turks are our brothers because they hate greeks and "supported" us in the name dispute
oh and he's also diaspora

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>t. comfily far away from russia

str*ight

an*me

what were the summer hits at the beach this summer?

did this happen to you?

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did this happen to your mother?

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>causing butthurt simply because of existing
Makes me kek

Why would anyone want to become the inferior gender ie a femoid?

to have sex

no, but it did to you LMAOOOOOOOO KI:DDDDD

>implying they can't have gay sex as men
Fags would fuck literally anything that moves, all they need to do is act subby. No need to change their gender.

they're all trolling, r-right

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>t. incel rapist

Because society values females more than males. A man's life is worthless to society

it's not gay without a penis

Sociery also pampers them, treats them like children and generally doesn't take them too seriously because everyone knows that they're below men in terms of capabilities. I suppose women don't notice it because that's how they've been treated since they were born, but to me +and I assume the majority) of men that would be extremely humiliating.

it's also not gay with a penis

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But Serbia was their closest ally in the region.

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Sounds like not having such a high standard for pride of being a man is a superior trait

Women truly are superior

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kek

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Smal Kosova vs ch*Ch(en) republic tomorrow
GIVE YOUR ENERGY!!!!

Would love to have a beer with your cousin and then throw you in the ohrid swamp

I'M A MO~DEL
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK
YEAH, ON THE CATWALK,
ON THE CATWALK, YEAH
I SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH O~N THE CATWALK

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kys

Why are women so incapable of being funny? I've never met a woman with a good sense of humor.

What and when

if your iq is anywhere near the three digit zone you would have guessed that i'm not Slime because my post doesn't contain the following sentence
>serbshits from the albo capital of skopje

>Invest in Arnavutluk
>by building mosques.
>by pic

It's embarrassing and sad...

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>there's a suburb of Istanbul called Arnavutköy, aka Albanian Village
And unlike albania, it looks rich and first world

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If only albania was this developed

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Albania has dozens of multilane highways nigga it's 2019. Albania could be more developed if it killed every Orthodox "person" and imported more Kosovars and Catholic people

Is it not?

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>Tirana isn't devel-

youtube.com/watch?v=oOsLkM4ErSA

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youtube.com/watch?v=TqkSH1YLXdg

Loox good тбх

Do Albanians in Albania have the "shka" filter like the ones in Macedonia and Kosovo? Can they tell I'm a shka or will I go unnoticed?

What is a shka?

Looks good!
>Arnavutköy harmoniously represents the coexistence of citizens from different ethnic and religious backgrounds, being one of the historic neighbourhoods of Istanbul where one can find a mosque, a churchand a synagoguewithin close proximity.

Sounds like they've found the golden ratio
Not yet

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There are a lot of foreigners in Albania now. Even in Shkoder my family tells me they see chinks negros slavs and other assortments of human garbage. Even if people noticed i doubt they would care

>I suffer in Istanbul
And Turks try to keep us away telling us it's a concrete hellhole

Slav

Apparently the traffic is horrible
Open up Google Maps and see for yourself, zooming in and it's all red, kinda

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Probably but it's pretty brainlet to drive a car in a huge city anyway unless you live in the suburbs. I assume the public transportation is passable there

cos dark, depressing, nasty, heavy shit is funny, and they live on easy mode

That's a side of it, another would be that emergency services could get stuck with the rest of the traffic.

I mean, I wouldn't mind you going there but I HATE the city despite having been born there. It's so crowded. One out of four Turx live there лмao

I GOT A BUSINESS DOING WEBSITES
WHEN MY FRIENDS NEED CODE, WHO-DO-THEY-CALL?
I DO H-T-M-L FOR 'EM ALL !
I EVEN MADE A HOMEPAGE FOR MY DOG, YO

I'M NERDY IN THE EXTREME
WHITER THAN SOUR CREAM
I WAS IN A-V CLUB AND GLEE CLUB AND EVEN THE CHESS TEAM
ONLY QUESTION I
EVER THOUGHT WAS HARD
WAS DO I LIKE KIRK
OR DO I LIKE PICARD
SPEND EVERY WEEKEND AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIR
GOT MY NAME ON MY UNDERWEAR~

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fish restaurant?

Aye. How'd you know?

how are greeks not sick of fish at this point
they've been eating it for 1000s of years

cos we also use balЪk, it means fish
it's cos the fish is dumb and takes the bait

Fish tastes great, all seafood does in general

yeah, we use it as an offensive word to describe someone who's dumb / gets taken advantage of

i hate cleaning out the bones

Honestly as an Aerodrom masterrace i've been taught to hate Albanians but I must say Albania is growing on me.

I've met many inspiring Albanians on this board such as Enverbey, Cairshqip, Sashko and Belgishqip and I've enjoyed jams by artists such as Noizy, Capital T, and more. Albanians are good and hard working, they boost our economy and bring projects like Skopje East Gate (150,000 m2).

Tirana is a futuristic metropolis like Skopje with visionary majors and many bike paths and future skyscrapers while Albania's nature is beautiful with mountains and pristine coast. I hope we enter a prosperous future in the EU together like Bulgaria and Romania but better.

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Hmmmmm Bulgarians have a consulate there
Smart and redpilled location

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I don't undestand why people like the City so much... Istanbulites especially act as if it's the centre of the world.

I thought fish was pибa...

i think sharan is used more often tbqh
didin't even know baluk meant fish

>prosperous future in the EU together like Bulgaria and Romania

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it requires some intelligence

I've met a fair share of intelligent (as in, high IQ) women, but they were even less funny than the dumb ones.

Yeah me too, I like the smaller fish that you can eat whole more both because they're easier to eat and they taste better

it must be because you're gay then

I missed Istanbul...

There was a funny girl in my classroom back in highscool. She was short and a bit weighty. She was a commie, was interested in politix, and was ginger (Georgian ancestry).

Some Serbian bullying can turn you into autist for life, Laszlo is a honorary Albanian.

You don't understand the significance of Constantinople/Istanbul?

It's an ancient city that connects two continents and the capital of two former empires.

Also, Bulgarians your consulate looks like it was build by Athenians in 1955. Fix it

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They are thrown off by racist / rapey jokes cos muh human pacifiers, nurturers and peacebuilder fairer sex.

>bulgarians, do a thing
ehhhhh, maybe tomorrow

how much salt is too much in a soup?

>be one of the oldest cities
>be shite
How did we manage to do this...

>pic

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(You)

This looks like every public school in Greece

>commie
>intelligent
there's only one explanation

I guess. That's why edgy femoids always come off as tryhard-ish and cringy to me (so much that I get the urge to punch them in the cunt sometimes), while men can often pull off edgy humor.
>Laszlo is a honorary Albanian.
Nice :^)

surely it depends on the amount of water
the other spices in there
etc
you can always add more salt later, but you can't take it out if it's too much
experiment, write down whatever you do now, and then next time tweak it a little
it's down to personal taste largely anyway

Istanbul would be the most popular city in Europe if it wasn't populated by mudslims

NATO spy??

you know it's too much when you need to put larger and larger amounts to get the same taste

also other people will complain if you share a meal

why haven't we invented an edible manja s grozde yet