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>今回はちょっとトンガりすぎだったかなって
Success in modesty
家に帰りたい
いや下手な日本語のせいで誤解したらすみません
ただ、これはやっぱり4ちゃんなんだから、誰かと賛成してるのはちょっと嫌だ
bump
>ここはやっぱり4ちゃん
may sound more natural.
>誰かに賛成してるのはちょっと嫌だ
I, I don't agree with you!!....never!!
戦争は平和
自由は奴隷制
無知は力
蟻が十
>無知は力
I said I don't agree with you!!
do it
>在宅勤務が帰る家
I'm feeling like that I'm seeing something really sad.
Soon.
I'm not at home today.
天下が君の住いです
顔を撃ち抜いてもらえる?
仕事に疲れたらどうしよう?
いい天気ですね
ええ。でも、ちょっと寒いです。
違う、とても悪い天気だよ。
I'm sorry.
I was misunderstanding you.
乙
>ヨソガノソラ
incest is inevitable!!!!
How do I get a Jap gf?
They seem unapproachable.
>I was misunderstanding you.
Google翻訳を使っているなら、せめて結果を確認しようね
S, so who seem so approachable?
Just whip out your 18cm gaijin dick
Any girl around here
>How do I get a gf?
直してあげました
What is the result?
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>直してあげました
I'm anxious of you but at the same time it seems you are just on the brink of becoming a 社畜.
One more step and your world will become 日本 desu!!
働いたら死ぬ
>I was misunderstanding you.
I tried google translation.
It was exactly the same.
This is very unusual.
>I'm anxious of you but at the same time it seems you are just on the brink of becoming a 社畜.
I'm worried about you*
I'm anxious of you sounds like you're saying "あなたが怖い"
>I'm worried about you*
>キツいお仕事中なのに律義に教えてくれるあなたが怖い
> it seems you are just on the brink of becoming a 社畜.
even so, working environment in Germany is by far better than that in Japan.
at least, they don't commit suicide due to overwork unlike Japanese people.
>キツいお仕事中なのに律義に教えてくれるあなたが怖い
そうですね
ouch
This is why you learn kana through Anki,
軽竜騏兵
暑さも落ち着いてまいりました。
先日は秋葉原に行ってVRとやらを試してきましたが、大枚はたくには今一つ、と言ったところでしたね。
私は今日は投げ売りのカツ丼を食べました。
皆さんは今日何を召し上がりましたか。
u can suk my dik thru anki bro xD
Rude.
英語上手
>皆さんは今日何を召し上がりましたか。
豚汁
画像はネットからの拾い物
I ate a danish!
どう見ても灰色なんだよ
>"ダニッシュパン"って言ってあげなよ..
In English (at least in American English) we call this kind of pastry a "danish."
I do not know if it actually has anything to do with Denmark or not.
That looks good and French
全てが橙色になってきた
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Have you ever had "Pain perdu", also known as "Pain doré" or "French toast"?
Danish people are wrong!
This is Danish, Danish pastry.
Never call it a Viennese bread!!
>In English (at least in American English) we call this kind of pastry a "danish."
>I do not know if it actually has anything to do with Denmark or not.
つまりあなた達なんですね私たちにそれを教えたのは?
I had no idea until seeing the last word of your post
>Yes, we often have them, both in anime and reality.
I'm not super fond of the English term for it, honestly. I mean, it's not even fucking toasted, it's fried.
Toast it then
Wikipedia says it was invented by Austrian bakers in Denmark, so that sounds pretty Austrian to me.
>How to destroy your toaster 101
Adolf Hitler was invented by Austrians too
Nobody said Danish bread wasn't anti-Semitic or bad at painting.
>Fried bread
That's not something we know.
He wasn't bad at painting, his paintings just weren't interesting but I wouldn't even know where to fucking begin to draw like him.
Not even remotely the same.
Take bread (historically stale bread, but you can use fresh) and then thoroughly soak it in a mixture of beaten eggs, milk, sugar and spices (usually cinnamon, but you'll definitely find recipes with others in there) and then fried in butter.
It's like a custard inside of a slice of bread.
Close your mouth.
This is Danish.
Those who do not call it Danish are communists!
Calm down 山口二矢
looks more like pain au chocolat
That looks more like a chocolatine to me.
Oh, I got it, thanks!!
>but I even have cooked it several times in person
>あなたも変わった人だなあ..
共産主義者だ!!!
they aren't actually danishes but that's the point right?
>chocolatine
stop raping the French language
Hahahaha
No.
My dialect is actually closer to Old French than what they speak in France. Europeans just try way too fucking hard to appear classier than they actually are.
We must reinstate McCarthyism...
お英語お詳しいっすね
Cute pic!
Cute pic!
DELETETHIS
Hello?
The frontier preserves the ancient form of culture.
Chinese also visit Japan to see the ancient forms.
02 in SS uniform looks so cool.
I just now saved that picture for future use
眩しいっ
Eventually I got this.
For the minor (I mean kouhai) angel I couldn't find it in my town, it'd be a net meme.
Gabbu
>3D
Yikes.
Have sex
dilate
Seethe
この人、今職場で仕事教えてる(ロクに教えてないけど)新人の女にちょっと似てる。
文句はいっちょまえのくせに時々居眠りするからいつか一泡吹かせてやろうと思っています。
The soundness of /polska/ was protected
これをそこで言えこのアホ
I used Google translation.
>I will fuck newcomer woman at place of work
