/cum/

what did she mean by this?

Ummm it’s called REUBENESQUE

Feeling personally targeted by this lyric

I still talk to my qt from Asia sometimes...would like her to dress up in something sexy for me next time I get to see her

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I just wanted to talk in turkish and i hate men, I wasnt interested in anything perverse.

Dont care if you are

why did you want to learn turkish

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
ahhh put the pussy in the sarcophagus

to go there

based
I'm not a big fan of tattoos usually but I love when you can see a guy's ass crack

why?

now she claiming that i bruised her esophagus
head of the class and she just won a swallowship

i got a bang
thinking of pulling an all nighter and see how far i can get to 60

muh heritage

you're a turkish american girl?

Oh look captain homo is here. Cum is really popular with foreigners....

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bedfud new heymsha

Nothing wrong with that. I prefer guys' asses to girls' asses.

No, I'm a guy I avoid talking to men when possible since i don't want anything from them.

you're the half-turkish guy from the other day?

best buy has some of the worst prices on just about everything its kind of ironic

I prefer girls asses...

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ok this is extremely based

everything about this awkward. they literally look like they were asked to make out with their grandfather

yeah I'm literally always here. I post records and shit too.

Pretty gay ngl

why? I don't have sex with men, and have no interest in friends or interpersonal relationships.

why do you have this saved
are you the guy that posts yt playlists

yeah

Cuz I'm thirsty for that sauce, son

Day 3 of college and I still haven't gotten laid. WTF?!?!

I'm a senior and haven't gotten laid. Then again, I think most girls see me as gay.

you should fuck eachother

just go up to a girl and flash her the condom in your wallet

i just sorted you out bro, usually i get paid for this.

offical thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=DeQIMBGT-fE

i think i identify as transylvanian saxon now

are you fat/ugly?

I'm assuming the second user you quoted isn't gay or bisexual.

this is my runway song

doesnt mean they shouldnt fuck eachother

They shouldn't fuck each other

it's crazy how whenever I read about these weird ass european subgroups there's always a "sizable" population in North America. Who the fuck are these wewuzzers, there's probably like 10 of them.

Sorry bitch I'm not gonna suck your pussy unless you take acid with me this weekend at Nate's

how many /cum/ posters are going to die from the new vaping related disease?

like which ones?

im gonna die in a thotalanche due to my juul

Just pounded down 500 ml of pinot grigio in 2 gulps.

So much for my 6 days hahah.

gypsies and transylvanian saxons are the last two I remember

>not drinking wine slowly to enjoy it

It was a cheap cold little tetra-pak wine juicebox. It wasn't delicious.

Apparently marriages are low because men aren't making enough money

that doesn't seem weird desu

REEEeEeeeEeeEEeEEEEE

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Sounds like some Victorian era shit, marriage because of money. My parents were both poor students when they met, but they were very much in love. Maybe people are becoming more materialistic.

it's always nice when you got a girl after you and you deny em. gets them super horny fast af.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

very catchy song

>mY paReNTs mEt In cOlLeGe
>tHeY wErE pOoR
your parents are boomers

yeah they're in their 60s now

I'm extremely handsome

Going hunting tonight boys

Don't wait too long though, mine decided after i time that i was deficient somehow for not taking the bait. Regretted it after very much

i need to learn how to talk to girls i'm so lonely

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I could see people putting weddings off until they can afford something they want
Or maybe their friends and family are dumb like mine and decided to fucking move to randomass states, so if you did have a wedding a lot of people probably wont be able to make it unless you pay their ticket

Heres a tip.
A woman is a human just like you or me.
Just talk to them like normal.

If women don't go for you it isn't the fault of women not liking you, that means no one likes you. Men are just more polite about talking to sperg men because they dont see you in a sexual light at all.

i'm playing with her, she knows.

i'm pretty easy to get along i just get nervous around girls get suspicious of them if i think they are showing interest in me
its a pretty vicious cycle i'm trying hard to get out of

Parents keep making fun of me for not having any pants that fit

>I'm extremely handsome
I find that hard to believe for anyone who posts here

and why you don't have any that fit?

how do they not fit

I gained 90 pounds over the summer, kind of shy about it.

How'd that happen?

How come /brit/ always gets slag OPs but we get wizards n shit.

when i was a teen i would throw a little insult, and then say i wasn't serious, they're cute, whatever. i don't do it anymore, but idk how the fuck that worked.

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>90 lbs in 3 months
that's fucking crazy man

what happened?

americans really do this...

teasing a girl is fine but negging them like an autist retard is not

heh I'm not really pants guy
Twas but a ruse

Could have been from a medication.

not 90 lbs

idk what negging means. the insults weren't serious tho.

because it's stimulating

Got this MILF begging for my cum but going to withhold it from her till this weekend.

I've heard of cases of people who had sudden serious weight gain from endocrine conditions or medications to control them.

I lost weight from GERD problems

Stop replying to my (You)s you fucking weirdo

I tried teasing a girl i liked once. I have the unfortunate combination of (internet) autism, and strong observational skill.

I was trying to make a light joke and got called brutal for picking the wrong insecurity to joke about. Be careful.

yeah and i've heard of people who made water into wine

what's GERD?

heh here in the PUA world we call that negging