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struggling to find meaning in my life without toil

Biscuits desu

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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Abracadabrador

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Saxon

just ate 7 cookies and I can smell colours

why are you horny 24/7?

work on the morrow
pour out a moretti for us failed normies

i get money

you get STDs

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>Moretti
Early shift at DFS eh Deano?

need to sniff female feet and arseholes

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What gender is this?

based retard random image reply retard poster

what a lovely lass innit

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Really want to creampie the manageress at work. When im talking to her i cant help but think about fucking her. Is this normal?

On the toil-et

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i resisted the urge to buy 2 doughnuts from a doughnut stand today...walked straight past it, smelled so good.

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Yessssss

imagine just lobbing a grenade in the middle of them

bigot

Do you come with the break-fast?

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just got called a black and tan in centra

Phoneposting with beer in hand

i like girls that look like boys and boys that look like girls
not bent btw

You're from the Sainsburys arent you
You're from the Sainsburys arent you
Oh stop stop stop
You're from the sainsburys arent you

the plan for tonight lads

cant wait 2bh

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Oh you!

wheres the 66-FAG-POO

Based

ate way too much again lads

sick of being fat but i can't help it it's in me genes

Dont care btw

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Where can you still get research chems from

I'm from the Co-op

fat girls be like
*tucks belly into jeans*

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wish i knew more people that like going to museums it's not as good by yourself

and heres to you
mrs toilberg
brendan loves you more than you will know
WOAH WOAH WOAH

Me too

wouldn't mind having little cheeky suckedy nosh on those chebs innit
cheeky haha

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i'll come with you

>Have no job
>Only work I do is volunteer work
>Volunteer entertaining mentally ill/mentally challenged
>It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive.
>Hear the retards say the same shit over and over every day
>They tell me the same god damn stories every day
>Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to shout at mentally challenged people
>Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part
>Mostly nonsense, somehow they all understand each other
>They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest shit
>When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better
>Argue over some of the dumbest shit
>Some of the kids there aren't mentally challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society
>Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc.
>Enjoy talking to some of those kids
>They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them
>Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning
>But I try not to think twice about it
>The cafeteria is the worst
>Retards throw food literally every day
>Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons)
>The place should be shut down
>The owner is almost never around
>Never takes care of the place
>Finally get tired of dealing with all the bullshit retards and terrible conditions
>Exit my browser and get off /brit/.

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coma night for me tonight, will be drinking loads of whisky then having loads of benzos, want to sleep for 12hrs+

Tldr

Why do you cunts have about 15 distribution centres instead of one like every other supermarket

drinking vodka and bitter lemon and questing in the burning steppes de lads

Rare

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any of you lads know how strong these are?

will be dropping a few tonight

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half a gram of mandy tonight

wikipedia is down

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Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt

Well I've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt

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The kids of Priory School in Lewes are protesting against gender neutral uniforms

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Why not get a job then

Basically just described having a job

The manageress asked me what I was going to do this evening and I wish I could say shag your brains out. Shes so fit lads but shes got a boyfriend, shame

fat girls bragging about having big chebs is like a guy driving a car off a cliff and bragging about how fast he's going

toilberg whinged about her three adult children being abject failures all fucking day

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Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack tbqh

thank you for the hot cocoa

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Why do so many people talk on these as if they're close friends and all know each other so well?

the thickest thots are the best

wow ur hard

ah nicely done

Hahaha you nailed it on the head

what? Did you even read it all?

Ask 190

alri pal what are we getting up to this weekend then x

Suck my bollocks pal

MONGS

Lethal cowies them pal heard they killed loads of people at Leeds this year

youtube.com/watch?v=MvNZ-AdXk1k

PENG

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I didn't come here to read things you cretin

we do all know eachother, thats why

quick! donate 2 quid to save wikipedia!!!!!!!

it's pretty grim walking around art galleries/museums etc and you see so many couples sharing the experience and there you are never having walked round it with someone who you care about in that way

You can suck my bollocks as well you smarmy cunt

oh yeah school uniforms are disasterous for the environment
I've been saying this for years
you're basically asking parents to buy two wardrobes for their kids, and then wash it all
complete waste of natural resources when you could simply half it and it'd be fine
AND this is made even worse now with academies because a lot of them don't just have a school jumper that you've got to buy, they want you to buy school branded trousers, socks, shirts, PE kits, the lot
it's stupid and downright dangerous

>drugs

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Cheers to whoever posted this yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=nZDydUkj9K0

get them tested mate

classic homealone

mate took a couple and fucked his head parmanently

Feel personally attacked

gotta find them first

your reading this right now. checkmate retard.

is everything about sex with you? your brain is literally stuck in teenage horny mode and youre like 40+

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Playing vidya then going back to college
How though? It's an anonymous imageboard, the only way you could know someone is if they're a namefag, otherwise you'd have no idea who they are off the bat

for the love of god have sex

Drinking another free beverage from work