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Having a nice poo rn

you can poo and wee at the same time but not fart and wee

His hips don't lie fucking hell

Why did the Saffer have a mental breakdown?

Mugabe died

AOTD (album of the day)

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Any forklift man in?

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saffer got a deal with janny

naked cara is v sexy

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good posts lads

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By the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis,
Daughter of the Moon, Nokomis,
Dark behind it rose the forest,
Rose the black and gloomy pine-trees,
Rose the firs with cones upon them;
Bright before it beat the water,
Beat the clear and sunny water,
Beat the shining Big-Sea-Water.

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>intact dicks

What did he mean by this?

gas or electric one?

used to

Gas

anyone with unironic yellow fever is a nonce, change my mind

nah ive definitely farted while weeing before

who

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Georgia Tyndall Peterborough Tesco wgah'nagl fhtagn

green cornwall is here

uncircumcised

>Homealone lyric posting from some 20 something yank rapper
Cringe

>Alan singing Sinatra in a run down third world karaoke cafe in room full of old thai people
Somehow nowhere near as cringe

>Turkey U21 1 - England U21 1

Shower of shite

roastie

london paki seething as usual

>women's football

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mentioned

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Just putting this out there

Mugabe was a cunt

Someone should’ve kicked the cunts head in

it pauses the stream

phallan cwllu am bryth cam yll goann

t. nonce

First time I've actually laughed at something that's been posted in here and ages

sorry, bossman doesn't want me driving one of those ever since I fucked up some plasma tvs

Lads what kind of knickers are these?

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seethe on

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seethe off

Based, all the safety training videos were weird German novelty gore films

Mugabe was based

the kind that should be in my mouth gagging me

Spoke to an old guy from zimbabwe and he said his parents are dead because of mugabe

I knocked over a bottle of welding gas the regulator came off and it shot through the wall of the building and im not allowed to drive forklift no more

probably should have spent less time graduating and more time applying for jobs

Where'd you get this photo of me

alan is self aware
copesathome doesnt have a clue

actually absurd how good jav is
jav is to american porn what angelopoulos is to michael bay

kek this is me

Saddamn, Mugabe, Kim Jong Il

These were leaders

i took the photo at work today

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saddam was based, he invaded 2 of his neighbors what an absolute chad

actually doxxed

You're from the Sainsburys arent you

Osama Saddam Gaddafi Mugabe

london paki

youtube.com/watch?v=8hk3rKIW3qg

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big fan of latex and leather clothing entering the mainstream must say

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Based. I fear it's only a matter of time until I destroy something

G R I M E s

yes dear?

I took this photo at work today

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fuck off pathetic cunt

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Shit pay but I never pay for any beer, any other free drink man in?

only soiboys could oppose such a move

very impressive

are timberlands worth the money

do Americans really

yuros are too low t to understand

no

>don't mess with my snake

Please rate this song

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me on the left

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For me, it's the Puma Suede

are you a twink?

pengmouth

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Nobody reads what is said on a tshirt and takes it on board personally, why would you bother buying this shit

anyone remember the 50p breme

copealone mate, thats what we call him

yeah america is weird as shit, it doesn't even feel like you're in the same country when you go from a big city to the country

To own the libs

Just had 2 (two) Lotus biscuits

yeah us urbanites are basically europeans tbf we're so much more civilized and cultured than those hill billies
god fuck them... they and suburbanites ruined this country by voting for trump

Love a biscoff me

absolute pain in arse to get clean

Does look peng but need Diego to chime in before it's official.

No they’re clunky and awkward

Feet are cold

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These people around me are terrifyingly limited rather than bad. It makes working with them almost impossible because they always misunderstand. These people aren't stupid they are just limited.

nice strawman, you sure showed me