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i am a retard of sorts

Of course you do.

FUCK YOU CUNT I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG TO MAKE A THREAD AHHHHHHH

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LADS

i thought the french were better than this
fuck the royal nonces british revolution now

formerly chuck nigger babies into the ocean

Found it

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hello leftypol commie pinko bastard

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never understood how stuttering beta males get cute gfs, is it down to luck?

am unironically a shagger these days but back when i was a cringelord i had zero (0) success with girls, never mind cute ones

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brexit is on hold forever.

MPs can't pass a deal but are in agreement to never leave without a deal

Watching Jerma fail at Hit & Run

wanted horseface georgia in op desu

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Get lost you stupid wog

Oh well, Britain is famous for compromise.

fuck off bootlicking serf
if you really are a monarchist, then your anglophilila is out of control
give your head a wobble

they're just themselves

You ask why we hate Britain? I wonder why that is. Could it be that I've literally had my own family killed by British state security apparatus during my own lifetime? And we've never been given justice (nay, we've actively had to overcome obstacles deliberately put in our way in our pursuit of justice). Could it be that I've had family members snatched, and our homes smashed to bits during midnight raids -- those family members then interned for months on end without trial, for the massive crime of being born a catholic, into a catholic community?

Could it be the fact that the British state has an 800 year strong tradition in killing us, making-and-then-reneging on political deals, suppressing our culture, our language, our history, our people, could it be the death toll in the millions over the course of this relationship?

Or, could it be, that to salt the wound on top of all of this... the vast majority of British people living right now seem to be completely ignorant of this history, and the current political climate of Northern Ireland... which they created...?

And then we get little ignorant pricks like yourself who get all racist because an Irish public figure has the gall to say "Hmm, maybe we shouldn't be blindly trusting of the British government."

Lads post here if you hate JFs

NO JFS ALLOWED BTW

Any ideas for second tea

How to become a shagger?

they're usually good looking enough that the girls do all the work for them

No thanks.

ama

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>brexit on hold forever
They left a dangerous rider clause for any autocrat in the future to push through. Better to terminate brexit.

leftoid freak

is anyone posting here sober?

Haven't hjad my morning poppy tea yet so yeah

aye

High as shit and quite pissed

Just went on a mission out to get another 4 pack before they close at 10 pm

I was pranging out the whole time worried I'd bump into someone I know in the state I'm in, but I got my beers back to mine so I can now have 12 tinnies tonight

I reckon the England national football team will be mostly nigwits by 2030.

Drunk for tiredness

why is everyone still staunchly supporting brexit or remain and refusing to back down?
i voted leave but my current stance is get it and over and done with ASAP, don't care if it's no deal, may's deal or cancelling brexit completely
the last thing we need is more uncertainty stuck in limbo, get it done by october 31st by any means so we can move forward with a plan

but it seems, i am alone in this opinion

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Hey mate you obviously seething. With all due respect to you my lad, I think you just don't have any old civilization monuments just like all the other nations. The vikings even did not existed on your land, but I gotta say that you've without a single fucking objection you've successfully occupied and conquered the most of the fucking nations, you've been able to be better than the German empire, but also I gotta tell you that no empire has stayed more than the Egyptian empire; 3000 years, and it'll be back I promise you, our Egyptian lads are gonna get it back to fire.

>they're here to stay.
Don't be that sure mate

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it's all in the personality bro
make them laugh

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>virgin shooter glasses

isn't it like that already?

Ever licked a girl's anus?

just caught my dad heating up his cuppa in the microwave
for fuck's sake

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About?

yeah i'm a working class man so of course i am left leaning
doesn't mean i like pakis or mass immigration though

Are you nigerian?

don't really believe this

not this either, i'm talking the 5'8 60 kg average looking lads who pull a good looking bird, always surprised how many cute girls don't have a chad bf actually
the lads like this i talk to often seem on edge and insecure.

did they just luck out? do that many girls really find that sort of behaviour 'cute'?

microsoft encarta laying waste to wikipedia as we speak

Well you tried. Scared of cops b c you're black serious question

>just give it to the far right tories and turn the UK into a open borders low regulation shithole which makes life worse for 97% of the country,

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Not mostly. Just under half. It'll be something like 17-18 nigs in a 23-man squad soon though.

That's what you do when it gets cold

Heeehee

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gf just sent me this

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>whites are the superior race!
>Help us the jews are enslaving us!

kek

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me? i'm an opposition party that blocks an election

If Jews control whites then Jews are the master race, by definition

I'm not sure what you find confusing about this?
girls will happily be with someone if they like them for whatever reason
perhaps she just finds him funny
perhaps she just finds him nice
perhaps she thinks he's not going to cheat on her
or perhaps she's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
many possibilities

I like my eggs like how I like my women

Just heard a soft voice coming from the heavens telling me to post baps

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The French revolution was hardly a good thing. It plunged France into chaos

possibly fatal case of yankitis

Agreed

fertilized?

mboko is a fucking disgrace

how can anyone look at a girl like this and then say god doesn't exist?

Beaten raw?

why would i be seething when i can jump on the train and visit the marbles within 30 minutes and you need to jump on a plane to my island just to witness your own marbles hahhahahhahahahhahahhah

dry your eyes mate, they're ours now and always will be
>, I think you just don't have any old civilization monuments just like all the other nations.
that's wrong because the british museums has artefacts from pretty much EVERY ancient civilisation lmao, doesn't matter if they happened here because we own the artefacts now

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Why do people pretend nigger babies look cute lmao that thing is fucking gnar

what a coincidence

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beaten

oof

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yes actually, that's exactly what being left wing does mean. Please join us in the 21st century you braindead mong

they've a peak at you afterwards and conclude he doesn't

And that rising in Easter '16 brought instant equality and social justice...

you snooze you lose

fried with a runny yolk, placed between two slices of toast, topped with a bit of ketchup and some freshly ground black pepper?

hesh was the power behind the throne

Slagslagslags

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they look at me and realise god has a twisted sense of humour

see keep crying and book your flight to london so you can visit your own ancient artefacts LOOOOOOOL
where's your rosetta stone gone mate? it's ours now hehe unlucky

fair play mate, just came as a bit of a shock

phwoar

candid picture of the gf

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Not familiar mate

rorke, take your meds

lads

smashed mandy a fuck load the past few years

had a fthree month break now

do not fucking know how i dealt with them comedowns

fucking hell

just a coke lad now me

mandy scares me a bit 2bh

no cause fuck posh people so i'm not right wing
simple as

homealone and his missus drive up and offer you a ride while he gives you a coy wink
do you accept

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For the love of god, have sex

Dont think so mate shes my aunt

Can't. A nignog stole them ;(

the 1916 rising wasn't for equality

looooooool