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I'll pay you 6 american dollars for a pic.

F

i absolutely hate the term "cultural appropriation"

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>playing siege
>team is bad, 0-3 match point
>say "gg bad team"
>team starts winning rounds
Dance, roaches.

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i would only accept 10+

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they'd stick up for me

russian user wheel of time poster are you still here.

Wouldnt know any of this

My personal (thus the thread's) theme.

youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs

footfags are fucking creepy

Feminism is the single worst cancer to ever infect civilized countries.

why are Jow Forumscels like this?

i don't understand how feet could make someone horny
its not gross just extremly weird

I can't get off to feet in real lifeb but i do like the idea of feet.

You’re not in a position to haggle

bitch read the full convo
were talking about if i were a girl

been attracted to feet is as weird as been attracted to animals

fetishists are willing to spend insane amounts of money if it gets them off. a mexican tranny's feet pictures could easily sell for $10, the socks $50+

had to workout in 120°F room
feel dead desu

remember to drink lots of water

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feet reveal

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Feet are important

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Glam can lick my balls

not for sex

Does footjob count as sex

only penis in vagina counts

blowjobs aren't essentially sexual

Wrong

Wrong

Wrong

Mom walked in on me watching Moe anime again

no

I want someone to hit me with their truck
or a runaway train.

もう寝よう。

無理

RUNAWAY TRAIN NEVER LOOKING BACK

LICKING ON MY SALTY NUT SACK

how much cocaine left by Dorian did you get on the streets today?

Dorian's a pretty gay name

Dorian?

More like BOREian. #rekt

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tfw no gf

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BUMBO BUMBO BOOOBEEEPOOOOOOOOOO

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Based

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have you asked your mom?

Breakfast foods RANKED

1. FRENCH TOAST
2. WAFFLES
3. OMELETTE
4. PANCAKES
5. BACON AND EGGS (over easy)
1027. cereal
900001. Oatmeal

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I am this cat

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>no poptarts
>not eating frosted flakes/honey bunches for brekky
>no full english
>no toaster strudel
>no cold pizza

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found the white trash

t. lameass

Anyone else?
Waffles and pancakes are not breakfast foods!

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Its placer so yeah youre right

egg in a basket >>> whatever gay breakfast shit you all are saying

>t. future colon cancer victim

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Inb4 sven
>fish paste on eggs

Wanna make sure any who battle me crawl away
Assault and battery holiday, and just when you’re thinking that’ll be all I say
I’ll start automatically calling names and rattling off fellow posters so pardon the analogy
But I disappear as quick as Natalee Holloway
It’s my mentality all the way, I’m normally a suicide mission to try dissin'

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as if cocaine?

hate that feeling when you cut your nails after letting them get pretty long.. it's like a feeling of vulnerability.. I've become defenseless

didn't read

FOB

Haha gross

there is nothing wrong with this information

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pas mal
butt

1. crepes
2. buttered toast
3. bacon and eggs (poached, runny)
4. pancakes
5. waffles
1027. cereal
900001. Oatmeal
999999. grits

Feel amazing but have nothing to do, what should i do lads?

Masturbate

drink water

get the fuck off this website

watch movies and shitpost

Write a letter to a grandparent and mail it.

Im 4 Sanders now

Hope I get laid tonight

they're all clowns
the real masterminds run companies and pay them off

MOVE ON WE'RE NOT 17
I'M NOT WHO I USED TO BE
YOU SAY THAT EVERYTHING'S CHANGED
YOU'RE RIGHT WE'RE GROWN NOW

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>runny
That's fucking disgusting

as if I eat yolks

This user speaks the truth

Sweden cant take the bants

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>he eats breakfast past the age of 16

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oops

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might change my abhorrent canadian posts pic to the swedish flag

Why the hate on hot cereal?

...

probably just plebs who don't know how to make it correctly (and non-whites)

Made a thread

I wish I lived in a chill 21st century communist regime like Belarus or someshit. There wouldn't be gulags but I could still bribe cops and do whatever the fuck I wanted.

Truth is I just cant afford to bribe american cops. some guy I knew was dating a mobster's daughter, and her dad would drop a fuck ton of cash like nothing (to him it was of course) to get out of traffic tickets and such.

Need a Japanese bf to watch anime and play games with

>mfw I got free tickets to the football game tomorrow with primo seats

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>but I could still bribe cops and do whatever the fuck I wanted
so, uh...mexico

i told you, i don't eat that vile trash

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you could maybe get away with petty shit through bribery. but the likelihood of being able to afford to do whatever you want would be less than it would be living in america

Cereal is just dogfood for humans. It's gross.

Dog food has actual roadkill and stuff in it

>Cereal is just dogfood for humans. It's gross.

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>t. shitskin

Retarded post

this is your body on cereal

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i unironically love russian hardbass

sup

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sup qt

hello