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gay lads what's the appeal in sucking dick? could never understand it

isn't there a distinction to be made between north wales and south wales?

>there are cities out there with a population of 1,500 because they have a cathedral
this is autism and I refuse to recognise them as cities in the 21st century

with globalisation and regionalisation slowly but surely destroying the subcultures and local passion and soul of this country, the norfsouf divide shall soon be a thing of the past

Not bent but willies are VERY aesthetic. Meat flaps simply can't compare.

>”working” class
>normal

the north starts at middlesbrough and ends at newcastle.
northumbrians are psuedo southerners
anyone south of middlesbrough is not english

Ah yes the country of wales AKA a province of northern England

Wales is pretty much England these days unfortunately

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look at her

sucking dick isn't too good desu, getting dick sucked is better (as long as its a dude)

What's the 'peal in eating a girl out? I think fannies are grim personally.

You can have normal housing without having terraced housing

Terraced housing is fucking grim you can’t deny that

what do you think will happen to regional accents? will everyone just speak RP or do you think accents will stick around?

rasheed is fuming

retard

yeah, south Welsh are pseudo Bristolians and northern Welsh are pseudo scousers

>will everyone just speak RP
lmao no most people are going to have this weird gutterspeak that slowly becomes increasingly americanised and afroised

I am like a farmer I do it in the dark.

You are undeniably homosexual.

You didn’t deny it

They're cheap and sturdy kill yourself

aul one at me again

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least english part of the british isles since they have a different language

licorice is shit-tier confectionery
licorice all-sorts on the other hand are fucking PENG

QUEEN OF /b/RIT

jesus christ lads, remember boxxy?

Are they not grim though?

Can’t you hear your neighbors fucking?

Need are Emma to sit on my face and do something stinky.

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>Can’t you hear your neighbors fucking?
is that a bad thing?

no

I live in one, it's fine, can only hear the neighbours when they're shouting at each other. The walls are thick unlike in modern houses.

every gay i meet wants to shag me

Love fizzy Liquorice strips

they're not cities though
no different from another tiny town

>Are they not grim though?
depends entirely on the area
if they're well maintained and have a little bit of a cute garden at the front and your neighbours are all nice people, it's an excellent little community you've got going on
but if you live in a shit area it's going to be hell on earth
>Can’t you hear your neighbors fucking?
depends on the terraces and how/when they were built
some are built like bunkers with thick walls and they're great, but others are a lot more cheaply made and will just let all of the sound through

love those blue sugary cola bottles
haven't had jellies in ages now that I think about it

northern welsh people speak welsh but sound English when they speak English.

southern welsh people don’t speak welsh so they have this ridiculous pixie accent to compensate

I live in a semi detached and have never once heard my neighbours, the wall between us is literally a foot thick of pure concrete

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she was like an e-thot but without the money

Have lost all desire to shag 2bh not sure why, just not feeling it. Wouldnt mind a kiss and a cuddle though.

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had a gay dude hit on me once in the gym bathroom, felt simultaneously uncomfortable and flattered

Reminded me of this song
youtu.be/3D3h0gMF0bs

Lyrics in english
metrolyrics.com/nid-hon-ywr-gan-syn-mynd-i-achub-yr-iaith-lyrics-super-furry-animals.html

The kissing and cuddling leads to shagging you silly billy

She runs a youtube channel doesn't she? Trying to squeeze out the beta bux

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Say what you want about American housing, only the interior walls are thin, our housing is cheap and my exterior is brick with concrete sitting built to withstand Florida hurricanes. Rather live in a detached house than terraced housing, simple as

Still think I might prefer living in England in general though, liked it when I visited, nice landscapes and culture. Not sure how I feel about the NHS though but the drinking and football culture seems very fun. I’m a Leicester man

how come i've kissed several and hugged countless girls and have never shagged?

fat people are just a disgrace

That seems fine then I guess, with pleasant neighbors and a nice little garden I’d probably find it bearable as long as it’s in a nice city

Is bath expensive? I loved bath

literal actual bender

why hasn't tim tweeted for a week

t. been on hols

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i've seen the original. was peak grim

>nice landscapes

aside from the Lake District and some coastal areas it’s just fields, compare that to the USA. I wouldn’t want to live I. America but you have vastly superior nature in most (probably all) states.

yeah anywhere nice is going to be pricey

Yank houses after a gust of wind

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You have to make the move, most girls aren't the dominating type (unfortunately)

He got sectioned.

wait really

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What's wrong with the nhs?

what if I just want to stop at the kissing and cuddling and dont want to go through with the shagging?

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>is bath expensive

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probably the easiest way out of inceldom for most lads is to be ok with rejection and putting yourself out there

put too many pics of his willy on twitter and the enemy captured him. need to break him out.

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You could crash a car into the front of my house and I'm confident the main beams would hold
fucking yanks and their wooden houses

lmao post the original pic i wanna see this whale

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ye for real this time

Cringe

shant

got any pics of avg house in ireland, or google street link?

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Imagine your gene pool being this diluted.

alpha male

Can one of you degenerates explain the appeal of cocaine to me?

I can understand acid or MDMA where you see rainbows and rabbits in top hats but coke?
Seems like an angry drug.

probably that guys fault for having sex with so many of his slaves 2bh

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Confidence booster.

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could crash in mine and i reckon it would only shave some plaster and outer cover paint thing
walls are like 50 cm thick and made of stone

ava that's not normal

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dear oh dear oh dear
probably for the best though

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I mean we absolutely have more varied and objectively beautiful landscapes than the UK but the UK is full of the sort of landscape I personally enjoy

Lake District, Devon, all the pretty vales etc

looks scotch, very hyborean

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cocaine by itself is fine, fun but basically like an expensive version of adderall
cocaine with alcohol though is honestly amazing, makes you feel extremely confident and outgoing

When did people start smiling in pictures and does it come from yankland? Look at old pictures, no one smiles, they probably viewed smiling in a picture like we view s0y face.