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jackign of to big night elf boobs

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You are cute.

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I've paid my dues now wheres my sex

Looks like India superpower 2020's not happening. Can't even land on the moon

*to the tune of numb by linkin park* I'VE DRANK SO MUCH CUM

producing truly noxious farts

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what did you expect when they can't even poo in the loo

haha
oh /his/, this is there only good meme

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>black pp is gigantic b c white man breeding blackies to each other
>small black pp is therfor desirable

Stunningly flabbergasted labs

>that yank
lmao

real quickdraw memer we have here on our hands here cowboys

stunningly fingerblasted lads

>cowboy
Suddenly looks like gay slang out of nowhere.

Just let it go old boy

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might smoke a bit of weed but i always find it such a hassle and really draining energy/mentally wise

can't you drink excessively like a white man?

Do irish mix weed with baccy like swedes. Cant understand the reason behind it.

People do that here. It's fucking disgusting. Can't believe I used to do that.

trying to decide how I can get feet pics from this chic.... hmmm
how do I drive the convo towards her toenails

ngl wouldn't mind shitting my pants inside a mart

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look at what you did /brit/
FUCK YOU

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he's right you know

My cat always looks at me with such contempt

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poor brainwashed cunt

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Might as well bake space cookies at that point I think. Everything to not harm your lungs instead of going the route where you mix/dilute the weed with something. Its dangerous as it is to inhale smoke so why make it worse by adding baccy?

starve him for a couple of days, teach him some respect

Few bush fires around lads haha

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One of those things everyone has to try once

I don't see any

Ok lads, there is an asian ricecel youtube channel I follow and I am convinced the lad has actually gone mental. He convinced 'chads and stacies' are following him around in SUVs and are planning on murdering him. Also his collection of shrunken heads that he talk to him.

The girl, or her demented parent who made this story up?

burns better than it does with pure weed and also sometimes 100% weed is too much i find

cats are fucking gay gimp animals its a companion for the frail and mentally ill

What are you thoughts on the Parachute Regiment, Irishman?

the lot

>Not smoking your 95% THC weed pen

alri grampa mick

yanks are all el atrocidads and la creaturas

Fucking right mate, Hahahah

Yeah that might explain. Never been much of a smoker myself.

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Nippy out tonight innit

have sex

i'm 29 and i haven't learned to drive yet lads

eat a DIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK

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I just learned to drive at 25. It's pretty easy. Hardest part is anticipating other peoples' dipshittery

mad to think some people haven't been driving since 15 like I have

can't even imagine life without the 'tomobile

yeah i imagine that would be the case

Ever thought about driving off a cliff, fat lad?

have been doing this for the last few weeks

ya

keane is a funny man but also an extremely insecure charlatan

the lads who did bloody sunday?

should all be executed

learned to drive at 13. thank god for living in a rural area with no cops

oh nonono
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Mad to think some americans have lived and died without tasting blackcurrant jam. Unfathomable.

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Might start going on the sunbeds, hate being so sickeningly pale

alri Chav chad

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I'll be honest, I would much rather learn to drive at an early age so I could drive to high school than eat some jam

living in london driving is just inconvenient compared to public transport

listening to j-rock ironically

>chav

lol

post choons
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and just like that he became a bonafide shagger

Actually come to think of it if you want a fast burn you should smoke baccy using paper from bibles.

wish it was that way everywhere here

Nationwide high speed rail would revolutionize travel and wouldn't help kill the planet

did this once when i ran out of skins when i was like 14
just cunt a blank page out of a gideon bible they gave us in religion class

>tfw city scum

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remember lads

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i'm racist lads

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>tfw niggy cum

yea well stop it

You get used to it though. You learn to tell when someone's going to do something other than what they're signalling or if they're not going to give way to you

Nah was almoat 18 years this movie sorry

hitchens is such a shill. look at him mumble when that guy started badmouthing putin

Why did Google hire moot?

How can one be racist when one decides the rules?

once again jonny foreigner opens his mouth with such conference yet he hasnt got a fucking clue

street cred

yea hate jfs me

To create an incel registry

One time my girl didn't tell me she had diarrhea and I bent her over the bed and pulled down her pants all dominant like and stuck it in her ass and got poop all over my dick

Roy really fucking hates fanny footballers doesn't he? lmao

Okay so it is a meme got it

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Is moot an incel?

Britain's economy is set to boom and become the largest in Europe - because of Brexit

dont it again lads 5 rustlers bbq burger things five of them and a tub of grapes i just couldnt stop

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would you?

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telling that london lad he'd be a drive by shooter if he wasn't a footballer was hilarious along with his recent matt taylor story
he's still a cunt

stop mate you're going to hurt yourself

Properly due to out population rise and Germany's population decline

If he isn't yellow it's a 'hell no'

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>sam hyde is 34
what the fuck

Paper bag over its head and flip it over

what do I ask for at the barber for this haircut