Ive just fixed America by accident

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an INUIT warrior slaps your gfs ass in the ice fishing igloo
what do you do?

I have no problem with this as long as Denmark doesn't control it.

Denmark is controlled by Greenland

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That's what I meant. NA controlled by Greenland; by Greenlanders.

Never turn your back on the Kalaallit

I would unironically kill myself if that ever happened

would you deed me your house first?

You probably will do it anyway

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For what purpose?
Hopefully not

what do you think?
what would you care?

I'm just curiois as to what your intentions are

Red Alert 2 Lan parties

Really now?

well I'd probably see to getting you buried/notifying your family and all that. then scope out the acquisition, see what I like and what I don't. take up moss farming, fish brining.
put in hydroponics to try and grow non local things that dont get imported, put in a sex dungeon. you know, the usual things

One day when Greenland becomes independent, I'll ask for a passport.

Based Greenland superpower.

Isaac for President of the Greenlandic Empire.

and this

>I'd probably see to getting you buried/notifying your family
So you want to attend my funeral if I ever were to die unexpectedly
Am I really that special?
>then scope out the acquisition, see what I like and what I don't
So you want to buy this house that I don't even own myself
Yeah good luck with that, unless you are talking about acquiring our island
Good luck with that too
>take up moss farming, fish brining.
put in hydroponics to try and grow non local things that dont get imported
Interesting, but I don't think it will be that easy to grow things on your own due to our cold climate
>put in a sex dungeon
What?

What are inuit women like?

All dirty whores

bump