Superpower 2020

India's moon probe just crashed.

nytimes.com/2019/09/06/science/india-moon-landing-chandrayaan-2.html

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I want her to defecate on my mouth

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I keep seeing Western media outlets reporting that India lost contact with Chandrayaan-2. This is total bullshit. It's fabricated news. Western media outlets are trying to hold India back, to prevent everyone from seeing the power that India is. I'm sitting in front of my television right now watching the news and it says that the ISRO still has contact with Chandrayaan-2. Don't believe the Western lies

america shoot down with missile sattelite breech of international law america will pay

It's like fate is conspiring against them

I swear, I never see Indian flags unless the thread is about India
Proxies?

Does Chandrayana mean moon-wheel or moon-vehicle?

t. saṃskṛtam learner

Better than faking a moon landing like a certain country did

moon shitter

Imagine the smell the Moon has now

Indians speciality is this, they should not complicate things

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The Indian shits on the Earth but the Moon shits on the Indian

>hehehe le india street shitting xD

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How THE HELL is this funny?

Indians call explosive diarrhea, rocket science

Yana means something like ship. यान

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well done india, well done
HOWEVER

I blame Pakistan.

why are guys so trashy? i think it's pretty cool what india attempted

based ISI, infiltrating every aspect of indian society

POO IN THE MOON

It's not cool to trash the moon, the moon is not India

keked

The Soviets were able to do this with absolute shit tier technology whereas Indians can't do it now.

They show up randomly in other threads and in /desi/. They also have a lot of diaspora.

>1960s hollywood was capable of falling the moon landing.
Have you ever watched a 1960s or 1970s movie?

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I hope so, you guys have a couple of months to transform into a super power.

its funny because indians love talking on their high horse. They say they are superior without having anything to prove it.

So when reality hits them its funny.

example of how cocky they are
youtube.com/watch?v=dJgoTcyrFZ4

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Seriously the Pakis and Chinks are responsible for this

To be fair a lot of Soviet landers crashed this is the Indians first attempt. Though I'm more impressed by Israelis crowd sourced lander if Im being honest.

lol soviets took almost a 12 attempts for a successful lander
pakis need not reply to me

They were the pioneers. They have a real excuse. Over half a century later with much better technology Indians fail.

>example of how cocky they are
>posting youtube videos

And we all shit ourselves at walmart, get shot at every street corner and pay 50k for health services.

POOOOOOOOOOP HIT THE TOILET

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Hello there Pradeep

>modi, trump, bolsonaro
What is it about electing right wing leaders such as these that turn all the posters on this website into reality denying morons every time something bad happens?

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Their country and the west is not enough, they want to shit the moon as well.

Kek peak delusion at its fine
You will never be American, karndeep

BASED

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Most of the probes of the USSR crashed and/or were failures too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Solar_System_probes

>false equivalence

Not really, he's pointing out that these things often crash or lose contact.

What does female indian poop smells like?

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>Soviets
>Space was a new frontier
>did everything first
yes it's a false equivalence

>Over half a century later with much better technology Indians fail.
It doesn't work that way.

We cant actually replicate Saturn V even with the blueprints we have now. A lot of craft secrets and practises have been lost with the retirement of scientist, engineers, and technicians who often made modifications outside of the scope of the blueprints.

Things were done different back then. Each rocket was tailored-made, hand-crafted by technicians on the field. If we want to rebuilt the Saturn V, we need a lot od experimentation that will involve dozens of failures before we get it right again. A team of engineers actually managed to reduce the number of components, but it would need more worn. The ultimate question if rebuilding the Saturn V is even worth it when we could build more modern and new rockets rather than revisiting an old design but that too would take several tries.

India did vastly better than they did last time and they really only need to.succeed once. I admire their energy.

Pakis are like stray dogs to us, dude. When they’re not begging us for cancer medicine, they’ll be busy barking

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Brithshit shocked, India rocks.

fat and old

They produce the smelliest turds

sorry but I shot it out of orbit

>Don't believe the Western lies
Words to live by、先輩。

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I would laugh, but when was the last time America went to the moon either

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America is getting browner and browner

They were sending an unmanned probe. The US sends those to mars.

>no toilets in their houses in 2019
>they think about landing a rover on the moon