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thicc matures > lolis

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Shotas > Lolis

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who'd win

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get help
based

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Couldn't imagine unironically being a shotacon

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rlly gotta vacuum and do laundry and cooking tomorrow

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What're you going to cook?

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stuff i was supposed to cook last week for meals to take with me to work, just pasta and sausage, the usual. gets kinda boring but its cheap and makes 4-5 good meals.

Have a few chores myself, mostly just finish cleaning the kitchen. I'd do it now but I'm spooked, keep hearing stuff desu.

Wish I knew how cook
Might've gotten gf or 2 if I did

pornography is good

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>boil pasta
>cut up chicken and put in pan with maybe some garlic salt or pepper or something
>storebought sauce
ez enough :^)

Has your cooking gotten you a gf yet?

porn addiction is an epidemic

no but that's cause i don't have any friends either and shun social activities

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gonna buy a Glock 48 at the gun show tomorrow so that I can combine it with my Glock 43 to create a bootleg Glock 43X and a Glock 43L which will be the perfect conceal carry gun for a lanklet like me: full-size barrel with a compact grip means more power and less printing
what's not to love?

same

Cooking is literally just following directions.

If you follow instructions at work to accomplish predetermined tasks then there is no reason you can't cook for yourself.

nah, ya fuckin simpleton. wanna know how I know you're white trash

You wouldn't need a gun if you lived in a white state

Who is your favorite naruto female character?

I wouldn't need to be white if I lived in a gun state

youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

sing with me:

ROOOTS BLOODY ROOTS!

ROOOOOT BLOOODY ROOOOOOOOOOOOTS!
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOTS BLOOOOOOODY ROOOOTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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White criminals exist, the state still exists.

soyjak is the perfect meme because whatever someone posts, you can always just quote it in greentext with another soyjak until they quit replying

...

they don't attack privileged white cis gender males though.

think most drugs should be legal
the state has no right to tell someone that they can't put heroin in their eye

it's not the states fault that you're a friendless retarded loser who can't manage to get his hands on drugs.

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SHIKA
X
TEMA
^_^

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if I were 85+ years old, i would stolen valor people for money and free meals

>/cum/ doesnt know about jfilms lore
cringe desu nya

also, reading harry potter again, this time in english

cringe

my sister-in-law

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cringe

Pls do tell

I want to fiddle your diddly

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>tfw 1 AM
>tfw had a nightmare where some dude raped me
>tfw woke up with a massive hardon right as the dude penetrated me
A-am I gay?

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yes

[Unintelligible]

Radiohead lyrics in a nutshell

Pamperchu's YouTube channel got shut down cause he kept posting vids of himself talking about being addicted to drugs/ his "roommates" doing drugs.

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It take few years of listening to death metal to comprehend vocal like this one:

youtube.com/watch?v=ovqHZwEOOzg

Sucks to be that guy who can't understand lyrics.

what were the ones where he wanks to diaper fetishes wasn't enough?

Also vocal there is pure perfection

>death metal

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This is easier to understand than Radiohead's vocals because it's not retarded slurring

no thats ok

diapers r not drugs

Never listened to Radiohead. Went off to youtube, opened one of the first links: youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
All you need to do is to play it x2.

Actually playing the song at twice the speed sounds quite good

what does this have to do with sriracha sauce

he is so fucking hot they have to you use sriracha sauce as lube to match the hotness.

I thought it was kinda hot, but I still don’t want to like it

NOOOOAAALLAAAANOOOSUPRISAAAAS

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went to the corner shop to get a bottle of wine and four beers

that's... not enough is it
youtube.com/watch?v=mlhHTdDqoBc

also youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

Hah what in tarnation is that image from

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fuck off butt pirate

Fug i'm drunk fellas

nice

stan, are you feeling lighter?
i'm definitely lighter
i think i'm becoming immune to gravity
youtube.com/watch?v=Jd7AuEUiCA4

>stayed up till 3am
>just opened a coke so I'll be up for a bit longer

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is it wrong to spawn peek in siege?

It is the only way to play.

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kinda want a black gf

animal

i want a mulatta gf

i want a black bf

I'm almost to westfall on my pally, I will go to sleep soon.

wait, if im gonna get banned better be for this

when I was younger I wanted to have incest with my cousin

disgusting straights
how do you not know boundaries

have this image of my brother having sex with my cousin or trying to

next to a child
can you be any more pathetic

not boundaries but much more common sense
jesus

Got a bit of a chubby after seeing this haha

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Going to bed. Gonna fap to females first thouh. You gays are sick.

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you'd better be having a bit of string

anime stunted

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
youtube.com/watch?v=cp0EI_oXjIc

coward

ah well, i already got some time off from posting this
and fibre optics assigns IPs every few weeks
not gonna risk it

OR AM I

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hang out with me

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come over homes