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Japan and Korea will become friends with China this century, mark my words
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and already a new
ugh
Would you like garlic sauce with that?
Future mass shooter reading list
y*Nks
stfu
blimey oreilly
(i don't know if this video is real but it's cool)
pearl jam - black
hella freakin epic sir
take my upvote
fug
yes i really did take a picture of my willy and send it to her your honour
you know im joking right
cause with you people
you dont seem to know humour
peng
I KNOW SOME DAY YOU'LL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
I KNOW YOU'LL BE A STAR IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S SKY
BUT WHY
WHY
WHY CAN'T IT BE
CAN'T IT BE MINE
those thighs are too much lad look at the cell
hello good morning
how did you sleep
also rate my 9 yo laptop
boy i have a lot of porn on it
but not that porn when an older guy in highschool rubbed against my butt and stuff
doing wolfenstein in LAN
wish he's be doing me
yeah i think that was the point of the story
i didn't read it but the headline seemed to suggest that are demi was nervous about posting an unedited bikini shot on her instagram
low-test confirmed
I took my meds
how do you keep it so cold? my lappy is like 60c resting and has been since it was born
>liking cellulite is high t
very interested in your mental gymnastics to justify this statement
nice one rorke
ah yes
the cheeky banquet
>He is a gamer?
Morning Finnbro, I slept well and just brought a slushie
i was watching star major cs go tournament yesterday and one guy had a gamers rise up sign and I though tthat's the kinda guy we need
too much ass
i just want him back...
it’s just right
Me and the woman I pay to stand on me
Ah that look's really good, is it rasberry or what taste?
I like your shoes
good taste
i just started it, it was already cold
90c is like the threshold for laptops
also i do re apply thermal paste and open it up BECAUSE APPARENTLY HP DOESNT LIKE TO START UP A LAPTOP WITHOUT A WORKING BIOS BATTERY
but its fine without one
god that took me ages to diagnose
i spent more money on this thing that buying a used £300 thinkpad
which also failed, like seriously, power buttons didnt do anything, had to replug it multiple times to start
whatever
nobody makes good hardware anymore
except for my lovely microsoft/nokia
still use a lumia 950
sir this is the krusty krab
like this image
i don't know what that means
why mayo on the pizza
youtube.com
One two drop, to the next one, come
Drop one more cuz' the set not done
London, see me born and bred and butter
Mind what you callin' dead
Shoutout to mi black skinheads, white boy dreads
And mi Asian freds
Hol'up, let me shout out to the girls
Hair done well with the tints and curls
Well well
I don't read
I just guess
great vibes
Amusing image
mamma mia
wait you're not italian
taking the S.W.E.A.T. pledge
*directs you to the Specsavers down the street, facepalming while you repeatedly walk into street poles and rubbish bins along the incredibly short distance*
She murders gamers
no harm 2bh
Would you?
What does it say?
reluctant to say as not sure if thats a bird or a lad 2bh
Tugging on my broken dick like a speedboat that won't start
>those massive tits
>is that a girl
wew
have you heard of the high elves?
Dont even wish for a paki gf at this point, wouldnt even mind just being friendzoned by one, maybe just smell her hair if she trusted me enough to fall asleep in my company
"Then the doctor incorrectly wrote the name of the spin off of my favorit book and it made me really angry when read on the internet , when i reads about it ....??? then I had to watch it again"
"hmrhp, I understand"
"patient ambatus N
diagnosis: very diffult assburger
signer Tohtori X
hilarious
lads we need to occupy wall street
so thats the zoe quinn bird I've heard about
guessing now yeah I would. we can do mocking impressions of sargon et al while she pegs me near to death!
HOLY PENG
I love this style
what is it called?
in the garden
two point perspective
bland?
been clamping and doing various girth exercises recently, dicks much more girthy and plump but have lost abit of length, not optimal but its a acceptable trade off
niggas be in they garden in shit
i will direct you to my nearest dick (thick and above average length)
the eye lady said i have above vision as well
13yo british girls actually walking around like this and see no problem with it
buildings designed to look like the ninja turtles from afar
ava...
ik its fuckin lovely mmm
yeah me either mate
>"lubisz polskie dziewczyny przyjacielu?"
just got a speeding ticket in a construction zone. fines up to $2000 and/or 12 months in jail and a misdemeanor 3 points on my license
court date next month
might do myself in
please leave my house
>muh freedom
EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU HAVE LOISENCE TO BE IN THE COUNTRY
I'LL HAVE ASK YOU TO LEAVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE EU WORKING LOISENCE WITH YOU
Genevieve is trying to get in contact with me lads, messenger messages, and now phone calls.
>LOISENCE
we don't talk like that
tell the judge you were just 'having a laugh wahey de lads' in the off chance he browses /brit/ and goes easy on you
id hang your ass for that
do in the west country
Cut me finger while cutting an onion for the sausage snag for dinner lads
yeah fascinating
*walks off to the bathroom with a suspicious package*
do a vocaroo then
>1.1% of Scots use Gaelic as their primary language
>30% of BBC Scotland's budget is spent on Gaelic language services and programs
Really makes me think...
might give this a go
Choon.
That meme would be funnier if the Anglo said 'No'
no it wouldnt
*implodes your skull under my industrial five-finger grip*
*slippery moist tentacular noises*