Italian masterplan to end all crisis

economic crisis is still stronk in eu.
my masterplan to end it

1 ask to germany for insane amount of gibs, adduce the excuse it's their fault becasue WWII
2 now two scenarios happen
a) they accept, they know they are nazi. italy, greece, spain, france, portugal maybe poland too and others all get free money. crisis ends. when money end, repeat
b) they do not believe our bullshit. we war germany and remove it. our combined strengh and the natural evilness of polish which we will use to terror kill civilians will crush them, we get money from war reparations

country
your thought

italy
brilliant

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Cabbage soup with fish

I love fish

>Italy
>winning war
Lmao we even lost against niggers who had only stones and spears as weapons, please

dont worry we start on germany's side then switch
all part of the plan

Interesting. But what will happen after Germany are fucked? Did EU will still exists? Did we could annex Berlin and Saxony? What if Russia decides to backstab us? So many questions really

No my zecca bastarda they had Belgian mortars and french rifles. Hit the books instead of the bong

>Germany is kill
>we loot the shit out of it and go full claygrabbing mode
>we also kill the Austrians because duck German babblers
>More looting, more claygrabbing, more free money
>German babblers will be extinct

Also Russia Won’t attack. They never attack unless provoked

I HAVE HAD CRUSHES ON MANY MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE BUT NONE STRIKE MY HEART QUITE LIKE THE ITALIAN WOMAN DOES I MAY BE A KISSLESS VIRGIN (HAVE HUGGED AND HELD HANDS SO IM NOT FULLY DEGENERATE) BUT OH MY GOD I LUST EVERYDAY TO LICK AN ITALIAN WOMAN'S HAIR AND NOSE AND VERMILLION BORDER WITH MY MUTT TONGUE APPENDAGEEEEEEEEEEE

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this is pretty smart

>we war germany
Whoever has Italy on their side will lose, proved numerious times by history.

>wwi
>unification wars against Austria
>boxer rebellion
>Crimea crisis

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>What if Russia decides to backstab us?
At worst case scenario only (YOU) and balts will suffer, but that's what you like isn't it "Christ of Europe"?

What crisis?

Last few years were booming economy

>Czech republic
>economic growth

We might have to add Czechs to the list. They surely have wronged Slovaks somehow, and deserve looting and eradication