/brit/

wouldn’t want to have an organ transplant thought of it knocks me sick

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wunt mind that Tesla brainchip

CANZUK will literally never happen, Britain’s heart lies in europe

cat is shitposting with me again lads

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pfhwoar
definitely a bot

Who will the pensioner brexiteers blame when the Americans gut the NHS after no-deal brexit?

new stormzy tune lads

kill your cat

the NHS

every country is just called by its name apart from ukraine which is inexplicably called "The Ukraine" sounds so utterly stupid i mean yes lets start calling it "The France" or "The Germany" or "The Italy" get a grip

the people's republic of north korea

the united kingdom

got muted in wow

Have never heard a girl mention a guitar solo. Do they care about them?

>muh nhs

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yeah my mum does she is always coming up to me like oh son have you heard this pearl jam guitar solo it is ace

the united states

dirge

>Britain’s heart lies in europe
We're nothing like mainland europeans though. Plus most of them hate us because of our tourists.
Anglos all get on fine

nutting my cunt off

thats entirely different because those titles require a singular determiner

me on the left

remember cheddar man

if canzuk happened london would be flooded with aussies

the gambia

lads the JF’s are mocking our cuisine again

The French Republic
The Federated States of Micronesia

>We're nothing like mainland europeans though.
diev
et
mon
droit

Any Based Planespastics in?

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lol gottem

bizarre psot

the netherlands

only yankoids call it "the ukraine"

>Britain’s heart lies in europe
Never has done and never will.

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Can I get a BASED for Mr Joker?

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how could i forget

me and my $2000 hooker

Rocking out with ma cock out

> psot

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>Can I get a BASED for Mr Joker?

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breaking: "cheddar man" was actually the first transwoman of colour

feel like pure shit just want him back

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Humping my mattress right now.

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no doubt in my mind we are the best posters in /brit/
hope some day brits will start to carry their own weight in this general

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currently being groped by jimmy savile's ghost

needs blacking asap

no thanks, lost all respect for tim the minute he started spamming twitter with pics of his disgustingly small willy, pervert freak hope hes locked up permanently

browsing /brit/ in vr

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That’s the tgirl escort organised for tonight lads

Bare excited

>tgirl
teehee bent btw

freak

it's a hard job but someone's gotta do it

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Has Tim been sectioned?

Do people actually like Strictly Come Dancing or is just that because it's on the box on Sat nights people will just watch it?

what the fuck is wrong with women. why would they want to put a man's hairy arse and spunk anywhere near their mouth

I personally hate australoids, much prefer Europe to the colonials

weird that there's so many film adaptations of dostoevsky's white nights

weird

hate black

Repressed cope

hmm just had a a thought lads.

I might buy a hamilton khaki automatic

men who drink lattes are queer

>much prefer Europe to the colonials
germans and the dutch are alright, and italy/spain have 10/10 women. that's about it

its probably ponyboy turtle

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italy mentioned

why did tim start getting his dong out

what was his thought process

Oh no

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how do i fix this before my mum gets home, lads?

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british slags are grim

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CANZUK is real and im glad I have helped it become more mainstream

the brand is global. you will not stop this.

Literally an entire continent full of culture and you’d rather larp like we have anything in common with people we separated from a hundred years ago

Attract a mating partner

>yank housing

cuck

Fuck you I will stop this you globalist shill

never heard of him. he looks bent though. good riddance.

Alright lads hows the saturday shaping up?

Me? I woke up about 10.30 slightly hungover, smoked a fat doob, listening to 69 love songs, about to tuck into my 3rd espresso of the day then I'll tidy the flat up

Overall a 8/10 from me to be honest

not as grim as dutch women, they have no shame when it comes to sexual activities

my erdos number is 3
and im a homo
haha

well, i guess maybe turing had 2

nice one deano. thanks for that

I woke up in a big bed with my girlfriend

get left in the dust you tribal moron

I'd give my left nut for a 6/10 Dutch gf